Inertia Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Don't mind if I do, thanks! Mmmmm, smooth. Play our cards right and maybe they won't notice how much we've been drinking. They're very observant... Glad you enjoy it, we've got crates of the stuff! Whoever got it deserves an award!
Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Straight from my warehouse. I hope you know why I can't drink it now...
Alice Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 I've got my eye on that Pedro character and not in that nice way that a lady can have her eye on a man. My eyes are only aimed at my husband Draggy for that. Pedro, how dare you accuse me of being a rat? I am loyal to this family. That isn't a good way to start out with the ladies or the other members of our close knit family especially my wonderful husband. You really have dug a hole for yourself here and it seems that you just keep right on digging. You are on my list! Iris, it's lovely to see you are back in town. This will be a lovelier place than ever now. Are we drinking? I'll take a glass. I need it to calm my nerves after Pedro has gotten me all worked up.
Admiral Blockbeard Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 I'm sure not all your wives want to be in Mafia. But I'm sure they wouldn't be a rat. They could be doing something worse... yes like still paying attention to what you say
Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 (edited) What if you are a rat though? When you have said you are not? I would fine that funny but alas I think I will die tonight so I will tell you all... I am a Rat. And so is my twin brother Pete, because we were both born in Chinese year of the Rat. Why do I say this? Because recently my Warehouse got a ton of things for the Chinese New year festival. I stole a crate, beliving it to be Chinese spare ribs (My favorite), but insted it was a bunch of fourtune cookies. I ate many and read all the fourtunes which has left me speaking funny and spewing out proverbs. But because it is nearly the Chinese New Year I think the Yakuza have come and try and break us apart and control the town. I think I'm ok now. Edited January 9, 2009 by Pencoin
Inertia Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 I've got my eye on that Pedro character and not in that nice way that a lady can have her eye on a man. My eyes are only aimed at my husband Draggy for that. Pedro, how dare you accuse me of being a rat? I am loyal to this family. That isn't a good way to start out with the ladies or the other members of our close knit family especially my wonderful husband. You really have dug a hole for yourself here and it seems that you just keep right on digging. You are on my list! Iris, it's lovely to see you are back in town. This will be a lovelier place than ever now. Are we drinking? I'll take a glass. I need it to calm my nerves after Pedro has gotten me all worked up. Hey Alicia! Here, take some, *pours some whiskey into a glass and slide it over to Alicia* we are quite close-knit, and it's just like the FBI to try to make us turn against ourselves! By the way Alicia, have you seen LeAnn around? I haven't seen her much today... What if you are a rat though? When you have said you are not? I would fine that funny but alas I think I will die tonight so I will tell you all...I am a Rat. And so is my twin brother Pete, because we were both born in Chinese year of the Rat. Why do I say this? Because recently my Warehouse got a ton of things for the Chinese New year festival. I stole a crate, beliving it to be Chinese spare ribs (My favorite), but insted it was a bunch of fourtune cookies. I ate many and read all the fourtunes which has left me speaking funny and spewing out proverbs. But because it is nearly the Chinese New Year I think the Yakuza have come and try and break us apart and control the town. I think I'm ok now. Are you sure you haven't had any Whiskey? You're talking like a madman, did the Fortune Cookies addle your brain?
Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Whiskey/Fourtune Cookies/Depression can really mess your mind up. Sorry for the messing up the rat-hunting. Now then, who hasn't said anything? Thats a good place to start. And to prove I'm a Barryton: Because I'm bad, I'm bad. Cause I'm a Baritone. (Bad bad-really, really bad) You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. (Bad bad-really, really bad) You know I'm bad, I'm bad. Cause I'm a Baritone, you know. (Bad bad-really, really bad) And the whole world has to answer right now Just to tell you once again, Who's bad...
Ricecracker Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Hey all, c'you pass me a drink too. I could really use one about now. Personally, I am having my suspicions about Perry Blockioli.
Inertia Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Hey all, c'you pass me a drink too. I could really use one about now. Personally, I am having my suspicions about Perry Blockioli. Here you go *pours the whiskey and passes it to Richie* why Perry? I don't see how you can be suspicious about someone who hasn't talked much. He seems just as loyal as the rest of us.
Wouwie Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Goodmorning all! Did you all slept well? Let me introduce myself, I'm Wynona. Willie is my lovely husband. Does anybody has an glass of Coca-Cola for me? Or at least something to drink?
Inertia Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Goodmorning all! Did you all slept well? Let me introduce myself, I'm Wynona. Willie is my lovely husband. Does anybody has an glass of Coca-Cola for me? Or at least something to drink? Why hello there Wynona! I'll check if I have anything around here that might suit your tastes. I think Pedro brought in some Cola last month... Let me check if it's still there... *goes and checks the warehouse, bringing back a glass and a can of Cola and passes it to Wynona* there you go, make yourself at home, I have some Whiskey here too if you want to give some to Willie when he gets here.
Sir Dillon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 It's good to have the boss back, even though she brings with her a disturbing conformation. As a captain of the family I will do my best to weed out these double faced liars. Pedro, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but I suggest you shut your bloody mouth. Right now you are only causing trouble for yourself.
Inertia Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 It's good to have the boss back, even though she brings with her a disturbing conformation. As a captain of the family I will do my best to weed out these double faced liars.Pedro, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but I suggest you shut your bloody mouth. Right now you are only causing trouble for yourself. Well, it's good to see you Dickie, you took the words right out of my mouth about Pedro! While you're here why don't you grab a chair and have some of this whiskey that Dragonatieri found out back? It's a very smooth beveridge, here, I'll pour you some, the News the boss brought back is shocking to say the least ain't it?
Sir Dillon Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Thank you, I'll accept that offer. I want to keep my wits sharp, but a glass or two shouldn't hurt, right?
Atoll Dweller Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Good to see you again Boss! I seem to have been woken by Pedro and his mouth which never seems to shut.
Inertia Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Thank you, I'll accept that offer. I want to keep my wits sharp, but a glass or two shouldn't hurt, right? It shouldn't, I'm only on my second glass, don't worry, it's not that strong. *passes the glass to Dickie* there ya go, one glass. Good to see you again Boss! I seem to have been woken by Pedro and his mouth which never seems to shut. Yes, well, I'm sure the rest will be down soon... After Pedro sang that song I've had a bit of a headache! But it's nothing Whiskey can't solve, you're free to have some if ya like.
Atoll Dweller Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Yes, well, I'm sure the rest will be down soon... After Pedro sang that song I've had a bit of a headache! But it's nothing Whiskey can't solve, you're free to have some if ya like. Don't mind if I do... Mmm... Whiskey.
WhiteFang Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Goodmorning all! Did you all slept well? Let me introduce myself, I'm Wynona. Willie is my lovely husband. Does anybody has an glass of Coca-Cola for me? Or at least something to drink? I will get one for you in just a moment, my lovely princess. I just went to the storage to grab some fine whiskey and it seemed our brother, Dragonatieri has some fine premium whiskey. Why don't we taste some of this fine consignment which we have looted few months ago. What is with all the annoying looks and faces... Did I miss some of the actions earlier. It's as annoying as it seemed and we have jumped onto others so quickley. This is unwise, my brothers. Well, brothers we shall be, for the ones whom truly pledge their alignment to the Baritones. Cheers to everyone and DOWN with those stinky rats and squealers!
Adam Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Don't mind if I do... Mmm... Whiskey. You want sum whiskey, dear? Well, just wait a lil' moment there and I'll get it for y'all from the kitchen! Sorry that I woke up bit late, the Desperate Housewife club had suuuuuch a long meetin', with Iris comin' back an' all... Please, mind my accent, it is a bit rough, don't y'all think? Goodmorning all! Did you all slept well? Let me introduce myself, I'm Wynona. Willie is my lovely husband. Does anybody has an glass of Coca-Cola for me? Or at least something to drink? Why hello, hun! Don't worry dear, I've just opened another bottle of whiskey for us all to drink... I don' believe I've properly in-tro-duced myself, have I? My name is Adalaide, married to my lov'ly hubby Tony! I slept fine, thank ya kindly - like a babe, in fact! I've got my eye on that Pedro character and not in that nice way that a lady can have her eye on a man. My eyes are only aimed at my husband Draggy for that. Pedro, how dare you accuse me of being a rat? I am loyal to this family. That isn't a good way to start out with the ladies or the other members of our close knit family especially my wonderful husband. You really have dug a hole for yourself here and it seems that you just keep right on digging. You are on my list! Iris, it's lovely to see you are back in town. This will be a lovelier place than ever now. Are we drinking? I'll take a glass. I need it to calm my nerves after Pedro has gotten me all worked up. Why hello there, deary! My name is Adalaide, and it looks like some nasty lil' person ova' there has just downrigh' offended you! Fortunately for you, we have a Desperate Housewife club here in town, and though ya may not be that desperate - or, "desprete" - it's sure the place you migh' wanna go if you're havin' trouble with any lil' thing at all, dear!
Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Why all the<hic> Pedro hating, at least <hic> my name isn't Dickie, hehehehe. <Suddenly Pedro collaspes because he is to drunk>
Adam Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Why all the<hic> Pedro hating, at least <hic> my name isn't Dickie, hehehehe. <Suddenly Pedro collaspes because he is to drunk> Ah dearest meeee, it looks a bit like y'all need a lil' more whiskey! I'll jus' tip it down your throat for y'all... that's right, prop 'im up nice an' easy there...
Shadows Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 So, who has any ideas about how we track down these rats? I know we're all giving one particular person the eye, but I don't know if that's enough to condemn him completely. I guess we should wait until everyone checks in before we get too serious anyway. Why all the<hic> Pedro hating, at least <hic> my name isn't Dickie, hehehehe. <Suddenly Pedro collaspes because he is to drunk> I worry about a man who can't hold his booze or his tongue. Makes me worry that he has that problem elsewhere... Speaking of holding booze, how about another?
Adam Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 So, who has any ideas about how we track down these rats? I know we're all giving one particular person the eye, but I don't know if that's enough to condemn him completely. I guess we should wait until everyone checks in before we get too serious anyway. An' who might this lil' darlin' be, hun? Perry? Pedro? I'm afraid I awoke a bit late this mornin', deary me...
Pencoin Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 Y'know I should strip search everyone to see if there a rat, even the women. <As he makes a perverted smile at some of the ladies he is soundly slapped and is knockout again.>
Adam Posted January 9, 2009 Posted January 9, 2009 I worry about a man who can't hold his booze or his tongue. Makes me worry that he has that problem elsewhere... Speaking of holding booze, how about another? That's the most inerestin' lil' theory I've heard all day! Mind y'all hun, it's the only theory I've heard, wakin' late an' all... What a spleeeeeennnddiid idea! Why don' you prop 'im up all nice like, there, and I'll just dip the rest of this lil' ol' bottle down his throat... Y'know I should strip search everyone to see if there a rat, even the women. <As he makes a perverted smile at some of the ladies he is soundly slapped and is knockout again.> Why you dastardly lil' ol' FREAK JOB!! *MASSIVE SLAP* You see this lil' pistol? Well, 'course you don', bein' knocked out an' all... *MASSIVE SLAP* There, y'all awake again! Ya see this pistol? It's poinin' right at you're temple. If I were ta just press down there, really hard like even, you'd be dead in an instant - you'd be sur-prised how STRONG a lil' ol' woman can get just flippin' flapjacks and metal knives...
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