Darkness Falls Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Grevious, Darkness Falls, Willy (among others) are not very trustworthy characters !! their reports are truly coming out of a fairytale like Narnia. OH-HO-HO! Good one, xwingyoda! Your comments about my allies trust in my are absolutely correct, except for the fact that they're megablocks. Fairytales are for younglings, which got their megablocks kicked in Episode III. We've been keeping watch on the Danes for some time, Master Phes. What're your orders?
KimT Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Also I know not of this Esbjerg of which You speak What? The map cleary states that there is a Esbjerk in Denmark! Look at a map, like the one i gave a link to! Look here: Here! See! And we did not attack our allys! We atacked denmark! Who's calling who stupid? And, my fleet is fine as of now, and we are not letting down just bacause of some pitiful insults! Mark my words, the Great Greybeard has you marked! Ahem! Yes the map seems to be of Denmark. Except that in this VIKING AGE (HINT) we know not of the city of Esbjerg or the city of "LEGOLAND" (YES ANOTHER HINT). Furthermore the uniformed personnel that has taken a beating from your guns AREN'T DANISH as in Vikings (THIRD HINT) - So I haven't got the faintest idea of where or what You've attacked. Again I say meet us at one of the three Vikings Fortresses of Fyrkat, Aggersborg or Trelleborg. Hey! We're even ready to meet You at Lejre or Ravning - just don't claim that we have cities that won't be build for a hundred or two hundred years |-/ How about that?? :P :-D ;) KimT
Zarkan Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Attention all alies of the Inqusition: The Great Greybeard has found a long lost treasure map leading to a great stash of bricks, and is in pursuit, so will not be participating in the war for now. Aharg! Seriously, I'm taking a break from Eurobricks right now. As of now, I'm going through some very difficult events, and need to give myself a rest. I'll still be lurking the fourms, but won't be engaging in any conversation. See you guys all around. :)
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 1, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 1, 2006 Two things Spaniard: The Captain is VERY GOOD at handling the grill ;) CALL OFF THE ATTACK - NOW OR ELSE!!! KimT I wasn't warning you to keep away from him for my benefit. It was yours! You have a cure for the plague don't you?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 1, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 1, 2006 We've been keeping watch on the Danes for some time, Master Phes. What're your orders? Assist General Grievous in destroying them of course. Although it would appear Lord KimT has made a fatal mistake by capturing Commander Miguel De La Pedrossa. It might be advisable to keep your distance from any humans or at least not come in contact with them.
Evil Willy Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 My Viking disguesed troops have gaven them self the plague and are now contaminating everything in denmark...Brave ones they are!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 2, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 2, 2006 Very brave! And very foolish Willy! Too bad if they have a cure, this will mean those men have sacrificed themselves for nothing. However, I have had a better idea...
Evil Willy Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Do u have the cure perhaps they can run back.And be cured? Now that the other are contaminated..They still do not know who is quebecois..We are yet to be discovered...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 2, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 2, 2006 Willy, I think you've been a bit too ambituous! There are plenty of nations tackling Denmark and Sweden right now. But perhaps you could withdraw them. I did write this last week but it appears you missed it: You should make contact with Dragon King of New England. Together perhaps you should do something about LegoBMW (aka Chief Clenched First) leader of the North American tribes. They might object to you trying to settle on their land...We have plenty of forces in this part of the world to take care of Norway. :^D
Evil Willy Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 My forces have been withdrawn..but I think it may have been somewhat effective..Send me orders now Sire!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 2, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 2, 2006 Contact Dragon King of New England and see what he thinks of the North American Tribes...
KimT Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 What the ... ... disguised men spreading a plague in my land... You [cough] bastard[cough]. These are indeed dark ages when [cough] You dare not meet us in combat [cough]. Mr Phes I'm sorry to inform You that Commander Miguel De La Pedrossa has died from the [cough] disease spread in my land. *sick* We've been forced to burn his remains in order to contain the plague [cough] - I'm sorry - there was nothing we could do [cough]. Once we've recovered our ships will set sails and head for the coward who spread the disease - HACK BURN AND SLASH our way through their country - we shall prevail *viki* *viki* KimT
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 2, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 2, 2006 Yes, its no surprise that Commander Miguel De La Pedrossa died... Why do you think we allowed him to be captured so easily? Plague was the least of his worries :^D
KimT Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Yes, its no surprised that Commander Miguel De La Pedrossa died... Why do you think we allowed him to be captured? Plague was the least of his worries :^D You and Your allies are ALL TRICKSY LIARS AND DECIEVERS - We'll not tolerate this!!! >:( You all fight like women hiding and decieving all the time. You not fight like us men *viki* *viki* *viki* KimT [cough]
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 2, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 2, 2006 Ahhh, but unlike Evil Willy I didn't send anyone to your lands. Rather, I took one of my men who was headed for the grave already and loaded him up with as many terrible illnesses as possible. Then sent him off for whoever wanted to capture him. It is not my fault that you captured a disease man! Let that be a lesson to anyone who wants to capture a member of the Inquisition! It may just be that we intended it be that way, but ultimately the captors are responsible for their own actions! :^D
Evil Willy Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 You not fight like us men *viki* *viki* *viki* Oooo! But how do you know who sent the plague to you? So who are you going to attack...If it is I you are coming towards my fleet of 100 Renegade runners and 25 black seas barracudas shall very very easily destroy and crush you for you viking ships armed with catapults are no use against us.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 2, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 2, 2006 And why are Viking Ships with catapults no use against you Evil Willy? What are your counter measures against them? You all fight like women hiding and decieving all the time.You not fight like us men *viki* *viki* *viki* Well we certainly don't want to fight like uncivalised brutes, like you Vikings! The Inquistion fighters are all gentlemen *pirate5* *pirate5* *pirate5*
Darkness Falls Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Master Phes, we're in desparate need of some lego food and supplies. We'll have to land soon if our... movement providers... aren't fed well enough. Times are dangerous now, though, because of the plague. We dare not land at any time because of the sickness that is wiping out the Danes in fear of contamination. Oh, right! I haven't told you how we hid ourselves. The Danes have been so preoccupied with searching the seas for pirates they have forgotten to search the skies. We rounded up some Nidhogg Dragons from the New Greenland planes and used them to fly our ships over the border, keeping our reserved forces as a constant threat to the Danes on the sea so they wouldn't notice. So in other words, we need Lego meat for the Dragons, or else they land and "Sith Happens".
Evil Willy Posted January 3, 2006 Posted January 3, 2006 Darkness Falls I shall send a few ships with plenty of meat..Hopefully they will make it... your position is?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 3, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 3, 2006 The Inquisition will dispatch an escourted supply vessel to a yet to be determine rendezvous point should you not be able to wait for Captain Willy. And by escourted I do mean the other ships surrounding it won't be pushovers.
Darkness Falls Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 The Rendezvous point will be right outside Herning(check the map) by the sea, I suppose. Your men can't get any closer, right? I will fly south now. Once supplies are transferred, I'll move more inland. I'll loot all towns I find under me!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 4, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 4, 2006 Any news on Sweden yet? Captain Starwars4J?
Lost Viking Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Master Phes, I bring news upon Britain and Lord Viking. It appears that they went in and were... were... attacked without warning, we believe that there were no survivors, and Lord Viking.... was with them... We are still hoping that Lord Viking got away, Norway did take a few captive, but it said in a letter that Norway sent us that the captives will all be killed on the 9th. These are dark day's... We are still hoping that Lord Viking got away but if... if he wasn't so lucky... we need a new Admiral...
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