Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister Reporting, three days after Falls Darkness reported: Greetings, Master Phes. So, you have severed ties with my brother. A good choice. I believe he said he explained his battle tactics in his last letter. He was spotted entering New Greenland Territory and decided to lay seige upon Terra. His troops failed, but he managed to get to me, weak, but still powered by anger. We drew cutlasses and engaged in battle. I struck him down, telling him that he had died just as I had expected, without allies and without trust. His Lego head has been sent to you with this letter in hope that you realize that you did the right thing, humiliating my brother by sending him out to battle alone(Oh, the head comes with a hook so you can hang it on your wall! Very flashy.). Unfortunately, we hope to lay seige upon what's left of the Danish turf after the plague has subsided. One less thing to be bothered by, it seems. Get rid of them while they're weak, the former Minister used to say. Well, its been nice talking with you, have a jolly good time destorying the world and searching for your briks. Bley is the way of the future, I hope you know. With all due respect...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 8, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister Reporting, three days after Falls Darkness reported:Greetings, Master Phes. So, you have severed ties with my brother. A good choice. I believe he said he explained his battle tactics in his last letter. He was spotted entering New Greenland Territory and decided to lay seige upon Terra. His troops failed, but he managed to get to me, weak, but still powered by anger. We drew cutlasses and engaged in battle. I struck him down, telling him that he had died just as I had expected, without allies and without trust. His Lego head has been sent to you with this letter in hope that you realize that you did the right thing, humiliating my brother by sending him out to battle alone(Oh, the head comes with a hook so you can hang it on your wall! Very flashy.). Prime Minister Reporting, three days after Falls Darkness reported:Unfortunately, we hope to lay seige upon what's left of the Danish turf after the plague has subsided. One less thing to be bothered by, it seems. Get rid of them while they're weak, the former Minister used to say. Well, its been nice talking with you, have a jolly good time destorying the world and searching for your briks. Bley is the way of the future, I hope you know. With all due respect... Why do you hope to lay seige upon what's left of the Danish turf? Denmark is important to the Inquisition.
Evil Willy Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 I am quite confuzled as to what is going on..Darkness falls and his brother..Now who is who? whatever it be! New greenland..Check your water suplies..Some of my infiltraitors have poisoned almost all of the big sources of water in your county! Now you must exit..And from the sea we shall destroy you!!!!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 8, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 8, 2006 Willy you have just committed an act of war... Perhaps you should have let us continue our negotiations before going ahead with that plan. Darkness Falls and Falls Darkness are quite interesting characters, although I do wonder if they can be trusted...
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 ??? reporting: Greetings, Master Phes. I must write quickly and get straight to the point. Denmark is a prime target for the Minister, but as to why I don't know yet. You will find that the head the Minister sent you will melt within three hours of being exposed to the sun, and you will find a letter inside it. The head is made of wax. For some reason, the Minister decided to lock Falls Darkness up. I can not write for much longer, for some reason, my doctor says I have been poisoned. He desparately is searching for an antidote so I may continue contact with you, but I am not sure he can find it. He said... it was in the water... Read the hidden letter... Prime Minister has a vault filled to the brim with Grey Bricks, I believe they are of some rarity and value outside of New Greenland. Keep the Nidhogg Dragon that sent this to you, if anyone catches it returning to New Greenland it will be identified as mine and I will lose all of my documents... With all due respect...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 8, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 8, 2006 The head is currently being tested to certify its safe for me to handle. I would assume my scientists would have discovered its made from wax upon opening the package, I shall send word there is a note inside and they must extract it using heat. Perhaps you should consider using a method of communicate somewhat more inconspicuous than a dragon. Carrier pigeons are traditional but there are other creatures that do the job just as well. Can the Inquisition be of any assistance to you?
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 ??? reporting: Ah yes, Dragons are a very primitive form of carrier, but the Prime Minister keeps all birds in the centre of Terra, close to him. Dragons are the only thing we can use. That will change as soon as you recieve my documents. I can not send them to you yet, but I must give them to someone to ensure safety. They explain many things, the Grey Brick stash, hopefully the invasion of Danish territory, how you can destory our forces, etc. i hope you can trust me, Master Phes. I hate this country almost as much as the Republic hated the Untied Forces, but I weaken. With all Due respect...
KimT Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 ATTENTION!! To the nation that has dragons flying over our territory - this will not be tolerated. Any new dragons violating Danish territory will be caught and roasted in our mighty cages. Then we'll have a barbeque. Furthermore DF - withdraw your scouts and plundering units or we'll be forced to wage war upon you and thus asking our allies The Inquisition and The Quebecians to join on our side. KimT *viki*
Evil Willy Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Of course! I have no more time for negotiations..I want war! People like The prime minister of new greenland telling me that my forces are nto strong enough to fight them in there land will find out the hard way!
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister Reporting: I am the one who flies these dragons over your territory. I will scorch your countrysides if you dare resist. We are taking your Danish Territory by force. If you harm any one of those dragons, ten more will come to avenge its death. I am leaving my territory to go to Danish Territory for Negotiations. If anyone dare attack, you will face the wrath of Twenty Midgard Riders. I have left my Country guarded heavily, though. I want negotiations of peace with the Danes. With all due respect to all who wish to oppose...
KimT Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister Reporting:I am the one who flies these dragons over your territory. I will scorch your countrysides if you dare resist. We are taking your Danish Territory by force. If you harm any one of those dragons, ten more will come to avenge its death. I am leaving my territory to go to Danish Territory for Negotiations. If anyone dare attack, you will face the wrath of Twenty Midgard Riders. I have left my Country guarded heavily, though. I want negotiations of peace with the Danes. With all due respect to all who wish to oppose... There will be no negotiations. Stay away from our territory and we shall do the same towards Your territory. Simple as that! Throw a rock a we'll throw rocks back. KimT *viki*
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister Reporting to KimT: Do you want my Dragons to destroy your entire territory? You will allow Negotiations or be destroyed. Your forces are weak already, do not try to fight back. I never said I wanted to take your land as my own, but I will if I must. Negotiations, Master KimT, or death. With all due respect...
Evil Willy Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Mister prime minister with talking like that you are the one who will feal death..For I shall not tolarate it..And the inquisition will definantley not be happy with you schorching Denmark...For they want it for there own. Attack if you dare... But you will have to come through me first. And many of my allies.
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister to Evil Willy: My Dragons are already in Danish Territory, and i will be arriving shortly. I wish to speak with Master KimT, I do not wish to engage in battle with anyone. Evil Willy, if you do not trust me, I will allow you to send men with swords at my neck with me to have negotiations with Master KimT. If I make one false move, you may kill me. But if your men make one, I will deal with them as I dealt with my brother, and we are the two best sowrdsman in New Greenland. With all due respect...
KimT Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister Reporting to KimT:Do you want my Dragons to destroy your entire territory? You will allow Negotiations or be destroyed. Your forces are weak already, do not try to fight back. I never said I wanted to take your land as my own, but I will if I must. Negotiations, Master KimT, or death. With all due respect... But there's nothing to negotiate is there? You leave me by and I'll do the same to You. So withdraw your dragons and leve me be. And never ever underestimate our power and might. The Britons have already made that mistake once and I don't believe they'll do so again :-D KimT BTW: But if You truly wish ot have a face to face negotiation then by all means please come to my royal court at Aggersborg and we'll talk this over along with the Inquisition and The Quebecian's emmirsaries that are in my country by the alliance/truce I've signed with them earlier.
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister to KimT: I am on the front steps of your royal court and I demand entrance. You see, I will not withdraw my Dragons until I have had a chance to speak with you. There is something to negotiate: Your alliances. If you would give me a chance to speak, I could show you that, if you do not consent to my wishes, my Dragons could harm you in ways worse than physical. Think about it: Hundreds of miles of land burned to a crisp. Your people would be angry at you because they are here. Your people would be angry at you because they need money to rebuilt their homes and farmalnds. Sure, you can supply a few with funds, but not all of them. You would be thrown out of power. That would be an act of desparation on my account, though, I do not wish to destroy your reputation. Now, its quite chilly out here, do you mind if I step in?
Lost Viking Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Well, I am sorry to say that... Lord Viking has been killed; we got a letter this morning... Britain sent troops in, but... it was not enough. You stupid allies, made a mistake not to help us! Also I am very sad to say this but... but, Lord Viking Jr., would... like to stop the alliance. He said "Britain shall not be burdened by the pussy Inquisition and those fruitcakes of pirates." Britain is in very dark days... I would not be surprised if they attacked! This is a Recording
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime Minister to Lost viking: Well, as long as I'm sitting on these steps, I might as well say I'm thoroughly saddend by your loss, Lost Viking Jr. I would've helped, but I was afraid to because I knew of your alliances. Would you like to join me in my conquest to tear the Inquisition apart? Well, not tear, but at least bring them to New Greenland for a battle at Terra? With all due respect...
Evil Willy Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Prime minister..Why is it that you want a battle on your land... If there is to be battle than we should fight it out on no mans land.
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 PM reporting to Evil Willy: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret anymore. I will not... I repeat, WILL NOT wage war with any of you unless you make the first move. Soon I will strike one of the allies of the inquisition, and I know they won't be ready for it. As for you, Master Phes... I have recently heard you've come into possesion of a Dragon. How and why?
Evil Willy Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Some of the explorers in my country have actually found a race of Dragons..Which is not being revealed in the north of Quebec...Well well..it seems like things are looking good for us..Are you still sure you want to attack us? The whole inquisition and its allies?
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 PM to evil Willy: Don't be silly. I would never attack the Inquisition and all its allies, t'would be foolish. I'll strike you down bit by bit and then destroy your heart. That's a good idea.
Evil Willy Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 But if you attempt to strike one of us down..Than we will ALL go after you..So you just cant take us out 1 by 1
Darkness Falls Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Evil Willy from Prime Minister: Not if you don't know where I am. Which will eventually lead you to my country, where you will have to fight me on land, where you will be crushed. You see now?
Lost Viking Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 Well, I think Lord Viking Jr. is happy about his father leaving. By the way this is just a messanger, not Lord Viking Jr. ;)
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