Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 But if you attempt to strike one of us down..Than we will ALL go after you..So you just cant take us out 1 by 1 Willy, we won't all back you up if you make an attack with someone unless you confer with us first. We might not want to attack you see and if you go ahead and do it then the master plan would be interfered with. Always check first otherwise you might find yourself on your own.
Darkness Falls Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 PM to Lord Viking: My offer still stands, Lord Viking Jr. Join me and we will strengthen the resistance against the petty Inquistion, who has grown so much in power they have become lazy without anyone to oppose them.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Isn't it miraculous how Private Messages can be intercepted. Ahhh... My suspicions have been confirmed! New Greenland cannot be trusted. So Lord Viking, ally with them and potentially be betrayed in the future. Stay allied with the Inquisition for a more reliable and trust worthy alliance.
Darkness Falls Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 ??? reporting: Master Phes, the time has come. Now that the Prime Minister is gone my resistance can sneak into Terra and let loose the birds. I will send a message to you including my documents. It should arrive shortly. My sucessor will try to come into contact with you as quickly as possible. My days grow short, it seems. Do not fall to the Prime Minister's army, it is much more powerful than you can expect. With the help of my documents you should find the secret to defeating him. The poison, I have heard, was used by one of your allies to kill us. A shame he did so, I looked foreward to seeing you destroy New Greenland... Well, I must sever ties with you now. Not all of New Greenland's men are treacherous, only their children. I hope you learn that example from me. I also expect to break Falls Darkness out of captivity. I hope he returns to fight alongside you soon. By the way, have you melted the head yet? I must rest now. With all due respect...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Dagnamit! I can't respond to ??? now that he's severed ties with me! But this Prime Minister obviously can't fathom what the Inquisition has at its disposal. He hasn't noticed the Inquistion hasn't attacked anyone in the old world... Yet... Its probably best to keep it that way too.
Darkness Falls Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 OOC: Phes, ??? is about to die because of Evil Willy. I don't think he's going to want to write letters or anything. PM reporting: Master phes, how are you? Good, I suppose. Probably dying to get your hands on the man who snuck into Terra last night. If you receive any one of those birds from Terra you will suffer. I am not cheery any longer. My patience grows thin, my anger grows as KimT STILL does not open his doors to me, and on top of it all, I have resistance on my hands. If you have organized this, speak up. I am on the verge of having my Dragons Scorch Danish lands, and then moving to the Old World colonies as well. If you know who has done this, I- *message ends*
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 I am not responsible for actions Evil Willy without recieving prior confirmation. You might like to take that up with him. Nobody snuck into Terra last night, they were let in :^D
Evil Willy Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 I have done nothing but warn you that if you attack us we will strike back! What is this? The prime minister is setting us up Sir. Phes! He wants us to kill each other...What are we to do? I will not fall for this.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 I'm not going to attack you Willy but I'm not impressed that you went and posioned them without conferring with everyone else first.
Evil Willy Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Im sorry sir..Punish me if you will.... But it is the last time something will happen without confrence...But The prime minister is a great threat..And he will take one of us out any minute as he states... will not... I repeat, WILL NOT wage war with any of you unless you make the first move. Soon I will strike one of the allies of the inquisition, and I know they won't be ready for it.and what is that? I will not make the first move...but I will strike one of the inquisitions allies down ...ok yah wise guyBut the poison was suposed to hit the Prime minister...Not the republic, how did something like this happen... Ps: By the way Darkness falls is so confusing we should have made a rule that we cannot have two characters..He has so many advantages..Do damage with one guy and decide to have him die for the advantage of his other character.....I dont like it
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Unfortunately Darkness Falls has proven that it cannot be trusted so in the interest of the Inquisition and its allies they should be removed from this planet!
Evil Willy Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Well I liek you thinking Mr Phes... Now what are the plans of action?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 We rally together the allies then form a strategy. Lord Darkness wants us to come to New Greenland for that is where he is most likely to be strongest, but after my younger days on the sugar plantations I learnt some very important tactics. You don't chase the snake into the plantation, you force it to come out in the open? :^D
Evil Willy Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Aye yes im on my way mr phes..I also have already atempted to send him out of his land..by poisoning his water reservoirs which seems to have been..Shall I say useless and idiotic... Let us plan this well!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Lord Darkness has dragons which isn't a problem for the Inquisition as our country and terrorities are prepared for scorching temporartures from the constant onslaught of the sun (hence why we used to have Siestas) and our buildings are designed in such a way they are heat resistant and highly inflamable. Of course dragons are large reptillions and require much food to enable them to fly such long distances and produce vast amounts of fire. I recommend we disable or contaminate their food supply. Furthermore Lord Viking and the British have Dragons Knights who maybe be able to offer us a counter attack option with their dragons.
Evil Willy Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Ahh what a great move...Since I seem to be the great..Plague bringer, water poisoner im sure up for food...Should we go for their farmland? Their livestock? I have still plenty of spies in new greenland... and believe me he is nowhere near finding them:D
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Or we could cause them to implode! :^D You see when a dragon digests its food they digest the food in a regular stomach. The digestion then continues in a second stomach that breaks down the food even further. After the dragon's body has used all it can from the second digestion, the body then turns the leftover food and acid into a byproduct of hydrogen. The dragon can hold the hydrogen in various large glands in it's body for later use, and can call upon it at any time it needs to. When the dragon needs to belch it's flame, the glands release the hydrogen into the lungs where it mixes with other various chemicals the body creates. Once this mixture finds oxygen, it burns extremely hot, and very quick. If you were to add a compound (that reacted with the flamable chemical cocktail which dragons use to produce fire) which released oxygen inside the dragon this would cause premature ignition, then volia! Implosion. Of course this wouldn't need to be mixed with their food as it could also be air born, so as soon as they inhaled the contaminated air they'd turn into one impressive firework display.
Starwars4J Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Or we could cause them to implode! :^D You see when a dragon digests its food they digest the food in a regular stomach. The digestion then continues in a second stomach that breaks down the food even further. After the dragon's body has used all it can from the second digestion, the body then turns the leftover food and acid into a byproduct of hydrogen. The dragon can hold the hydrogen in various large glands in it's body for later use, and can call upon it at any time it needs to. When the dragon needs to belch it's flame, the glands release the hydrogen into the lungs where it mixes with other various chemicals the body creates. Once this mixture finds oxygen, it burns extremely hot, and very quick. If you were to add a compound (that reacted with the flamable chemical cocktail which dragons use to produce fire) which released oxygen inside the dragon this would cause premature ignition, then volia! Implosion. Of course this wouldn't need to be mixed with their food as it could also be air born, so as soon as they inhaled the contaminated air they'd turn into one impressive firework display. Hydrogen? What the blazes is that?! Fr'm what I gather, yer trying to turn the dragons into livin' bombs by...doing somethin' er other with their food? It'll be hard to get to their food supply, a lot harder than water. Also, after that fiasco, they'll be on lookout for any similar methods. If you want me knowledge, I've run into dragons a few times, and if there's one thing I know they don't like, it's the cold. I don't really know what you can do with that, but if it finds some use, all the better. Also, fill a ship with cattle and send it adrift. Have it full o' gun powder, and when the dragons go to eat, fire a shot at the ship an' blow 'em all up! Dragons will always go fer food, no matter how well trained they be
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Captain Starwars4J, nevermind what hydrogen is because only the smartest scientists and geniuses like me can fathom what it is in this period of time. You obviously didn't read my last message too thoroughly otherwise you'd be aware that I said the compound can also be "air bourne", in other words it can be released into the air where ever dragons are and they have no choice but to inhale it.
Starwars4J Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Ah, but how would ya get enough of that "hydrogen" stuff in the air ta affect 'em? Would take an awful lot I'm assumin, and work best inside...is it possible?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Dear laddie, water is made from hydrogen so there is no shortage of the stuff but there's no point me going into the specifics of the process unless you've got 10 years for me to find a way to explain it to you in a way that it makes sense. But if you'd like to send a ship full of cattle adrift then by all means go ahead, the more different methods we have for taking out these beasts the harder it will be for them to succeed.
Starwars4J Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 but wouldn't you need ta conjur up some sorta lightening storm to make that "hydrogen" stuff from the sea? bwahaha, I have me sources ;)
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Errrr... No Captain my alchemists produce a compound which acts as a catalyst that reacts with the chemicals inside the dragon they've once enhaled it. What the catalyst does is seperate the oxygen from the atmosphere and prematurely combine it with the hydrogen inside the dragon.
Starwars4J Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 So yer alchemists stop at the second step, eh? blasphemy! I LIKE IT! bwahaha
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Lord Darkness wants to lure you into his terrority where he'll have the tactical advantage, charge headlong into it if you wish, but the Inquistion will be using more cerebral strategies to combat him.
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