Evil Willy Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Possibly sending tons of our pretiest women out on a ship naked could lure all of his soldiers? haha! Not a great idea at all..We cannot afford to lose are women :D
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 But it might be a good way of getting rid of the troublesome ones! :D
KimT Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 [Opening the front door of castle Aggersborg] Hellooo?! HEEEELLLLOOOOOO??!! Arh dang it - there's no one here :| guess he flew off on one of them dragons :oD . Guess this means he'll withdraw and leave us in peace. What a strange person that fella Falls is ;) Anyhow should the dragons not leave then we've got got the best dragon slayers in the entire world - remember Nidhogg and Fafnir? Hey we've even kicked the Midgaard serpent's big behind a few times *viki* Phes or Willy have You any news of this schizo Falls?? We can't see any of his dragons in our territory any longer... KimT
KimT Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 I must have scared him away! Mwuhahaha! Yes I believe so :P :D A the fresh air *viki* KimT
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 9, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 9, 2006 Phes or Willy have You any news of this schizo Falls?? We can't see any of his dragons in our territory any longer... No, there have been no dragons siting in Spanish territories, not that there's any point sending the dragons here since our architecture is made of stone which I hear doesn't burn very well! :D Meanwhile, we prepare our most fearsome weapon...
Darkness Falls Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 PM Reporting: Scared me off? I think not. I went to get some food. I was hungry. I'm sure you'll have a hard time poisoning my food supplies for New Greenland, My men are on high defense ever since that... unfortunate happening in Terra. Shall we continue our negotiations? ??? Reporting: Documents coming soon. My succesor has passed away. Note the Bird carrying this note. Raid was successful...
Evil Willy Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Ahh but some of your men are my men...Just which ones is unkown to you!
Darkness Falls Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 PM reporting: Then I will kill them all. My dragons will kill them all. Sink all ships, burn all men. Don't worry, I have some to spare... Yes, some say I've been driven mad since the escape of my brother at Terra, but I assure you... I'm much worse than that. Kill them ALL.
Evil Willy Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Well now that they are dead...I would like you to know none of them were mine actually...You have acted quikley and stupidly..Now I can get to your food stocks, for you gaurds are no longer of a problem
Darkness Falls Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 PM: Well, you've obviously never meddled with Dark Magic beofre. The english were said to use it. I'll ressurect them. Ture, they will only have a mite of insanity left in their skulls, but that makes them more bloodthirsty.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 10, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 10, 2006 ??? Reporting:Documents coming soon. My succesor has passed away. Note the Bird carrying this note. Raid was successful... Yes, everything is intercepted at the Spanish border these days. You wouldn't believe the measures we've had to take to develop systems so intricate they can intercept something as small as a bird.
Starwars4J Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 PM:Well, you've obviously never meddled with Dark Magic beofre. The english were said to use it. I'll ressurect them. Ture, they will only have a mite of insanity left in their skulls, but that makes them more bloodthirsty. Okay, we need to do something about the godmodding >_>
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 10, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 10, 2006 You'll need to explain what godmodding is for the benefit of those who don't play computer games...
Starwars4J Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 You'll need to explain what godmodding is for the benefit of those who don't play computer games... Er, actually it's a term used on message boards ;) See, when two people "fight" or engage in something like this on a board...since it's just written words, things can often get out of control. Originally we were sticking to normal military, so that was fine. But then with the inclusion of dragons, things started getting a bit "iffy". But they were fine. Now with people being resurrected from the dead...well, I'm sure you can see where that would lead! A "war" that would never end because each side keeps pulling out bigger and more impossible feats than the last. Before you know it, you'll have one side using magic to wipe out all of the opposition, and that side rebuilding by bringing everyone to life again! I'm sure you can see how this type of things can get out of control rather quickly ;)
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 10, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 10, 2006 You think we should establish a set of rules so participants know not to go too overboard? I thought it was a creative challenge in which we could find ways to prevent. E.g. my method of rendering dragons useless. Remember, skeletons, ghosts and dragons are all part of LEGO so I thought that was acceptable. But you do have a point there has to be some limitations. Like a fantasy movie, there needs to be a certain degree of factual elements to enable the viewer to suspend their belief for the fantasy elements. Hmmm... But really! Resurrecting the dead? Surely there's magic to counter that as well. I shall send word to my Shamans in the New World. Black Magic is quite common there and its been praticed for centuries so they should know what to do about this resurrection problem.
KimT Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 You'll need to explain what godmodding is for the benefit of those who don't play computer games... Er, actually it's a term used on message boards ;) See, when two people "fight" or engage in something like this on a board...since it's just written words, things can often get out of control. Originally we were sticking to normal military, so that was fine. But then with the inclusion of dragons, things started getting a bit "iffy". But they were fine. Now with people being resurrected from the dead...well, I'm sure you can see where that would lead! A "war" that would never end because each side keeps pulling out bigger and more impossible feats than the last. Before you know it, you'll have one side using magic to wipe out all of the opposition, and that side rebuilding by bringing everyone to life again! I'm sure you can see how this type of things can get out of control rather quickly ;) Yup - otherwise I'll just say that we invented a bomb from black powder that could destroy the entire New Greenland region - bow before the King of the World - now how fun is that :| :/ >:( KimT
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 10, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 10, 2006 Well no, that wouldn't be much fun at all because that would be impossible even stretching the limits of technology that was available. However you could say you invented a bomb from black powder that had a blast radius of 20 metres or something that. I could buy that. Simple as filling a barrel with gunpowder and adding a fuse to it. I'll start thinking of some rules, meanwhile you lot get into a fist fight...
KimT Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Anyways [going back on topic]. Come on in Darkness Falls and let's talk this over... Might not have been a great idea getting food since some evil person poisoned all our food supplies and the dragons have scorched several of our fields. KimT *viki*
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 10, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 10, 2006 Wasn't Denmark laid to waste after a certain Inquistion and its allies finished giving you an "energetic" persuasion to join them? But yes, peaceful negotiations sounds sensible. No need to destroy potential friends is there? ;)
KimT Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Wasn't Denmark laid to waste after a certain Inquistion and its allies finished giving you an "energetic" persuasion to join them?But yes, peaceful negotiations sounds sensible. No need to destroy potential friends is there? ;) Agreed we (the Danes) have no use for war at this point - let's all live in peace and prosper ;) KimT *viki*
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 10, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 10, 2006 But this is still a war so there still needs to be battles! Peace is boring afterall! :^D I've drafted some rules that allows creative freedom yet doesn't give anyone an extreme unfair advantage. So go check out the first post in this thread and let me know if they sound reasonable. Also think of things that need to be added or amended.
Darkness Falls Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 OOC: Twas a bluff, Phes. The PM's going crazy, thinking he's god and whatnot. I said he was. Nobody can perform dark magic. blasphemy. But I'm not the one who's 'God Mod'ing. Evil Willy's been telling crap to get his way. "Some of your men are actually mine", and then taking it back. Saying he's poisoning my water supplies when there's no way he could get behind heavy defences. Besides, he has no logical explaination to how he did it. Bull. PM report: Negotiations, finally. Well now, I'll just give you some food supplies for all that you lost. Don't worry, its been checked for poisons. My men went fishing after the poisoning and caught a hefty amount of fish, and others...
Khorne Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Perhaps you should divide the participants in the current teams in your first post. The Inquisition and it's allies versus the French and it's allies.
Darkness Falls Posted January 10, 2006 Posted January 10, 2006 Prime Minister's Secretary Reporting: Ah, yes! The Minister forgot to mention one small thing. We have retreated the men of Terra up north to find suitable land after the waterways started being purified and discovered New Greenland's Twin Island, Old Greenland! Oh, you might want to know how we are purifying it, eh? The poison that was put in the waterways was of a powdered sort, so we set up large tarps over the waterways, damming off certain areas so the flow would stop. We sent Dragon Riders to heat the water, turning it to steam. The stem rose up, but was caught in the tarps, leaving the poisonous powder behind. We quickly extracted the powder before the steam fell and returned to the liquid state. We got the idea from a cooking pot. interesting! Anyway, it will take us a long time to purify the rest of the wters, so we went in search of new land. It is a dangerous area, though, because of all the lost Dragon breedings going on. They are wild and free. It will take longer to tame them as well. Please, be wise and postpone our differences for a joyous celebration! New land allows us to populate more instead of creating slums in New Greenland. We want to show our gratitude to the one who put us in the state of emergency by poisoning our waters and forcing us to find Old Greenland. We say, a meeting of joy is in order! Danish territory shall be the place, since it is somewhat nuetral because of the recent battles. We will deliver supplies for the feast. Bring pirates, leaders, anything. We want to show our thanks for staying in a state of peace. Oh, don' t worry. Only the Mrime Minister and I will be There, so bring your men if you feel we are untrustworthy. We want this to be a sort of... Olympic-like gathering like the ones of ancient Greece. Friendly, even in times of war. Gather. Unfortunately, the Prime Minister is in Negotiations right now, so he old me to send th emessage. If you don't want to come, we will set the feast for the Danish, then. Response?
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