Governor Mister Phes Posted January 15, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 15, 2006 Secretary:The Prime Minister is dead... Happy news, I'm sure. But your lack of his trust was for the good of your Inquistition. I have recieved a wax head from our mysterious benefactor... As leader of the Inquistition we must I weary of such things. We aren't the greatest nation of our time for nothing you know? :D Have you melted the wax head to see if there is a note on the inside? ??? reporting:Trust is something that flies on dark wings these days, I fear. If the wings soar on good air, trust will hold strongly... but if those wings must flap, the trust will float away with feathers. Falls Darkness was an unexpected enemy, and he resides in Terra now. He had been planning New Greenland's intervention in your war for months. He fought his brother in Terra, true, and he had told the Prime Minister his visions, which we hoped had not worked... but the Prime Minister had been too blinded by confidence to see through his brother's lies. He had Falls Darkness disappear so he could make sure no curiousity aroused. His brother had been stabbing him in the back ever since his assault upon Terra. It is true that either was a good man, but the one we believed evil was the one who helped us the most. We couldn't tell you that the real ruler of New Greenland was the one we referred to in our past letters, so we beg pardon for that. Once again, our short messages and mysterious identity must have had your trust on a uneasy level... so waiting for the letter was a bad idea, considering the important message we had stored inside it. But now we must act. It would be an honor if you helped us in our cause... after your business was finished, of course, but time is of the essence... by allowing us to give you directions to Old Greenland, where you will find many Dragons and other resources so you may carry out your duties as well as help us lay siege to Terra one last time. We strike for the head this time... Falls Darkness. What course of action do you think is necessary? How shall we rid New Greenland of Darkness Falls? Should we allow these Olympic game type ceremonies to go ahead? Or will Darkness falls not rear his ugly head there? You probably know him better than I do, so advise me upon how you think we should "take care" of him?
Darkness Falls Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 ???: Fall Darkness will make his appearence at the games, I am sure of it. He has sent out a flyer telling us that the celebration will be in Terra. Dangerous, Mister Phes, very dangerous. He has an elite Midgard as his personal slave, like he said before when he let out a request for an alliance(Elite Midgard: the insanely large Midgard Serpent from old Viking prototype boxes). I would not want to have you risk lives to journey into Terra, though... It is a grant city, but enshrouded in shadow and a thick fog. If you brought guards with you, they would mysteriously disappear... Some say that somthing lives in the streets... Aside from the Elite Midgard, of course... So I wouldn't want any of your men enterign the city... but perhaps there is a way... I will disguise myself as a dummy of you, Mister Phes... Falls Darkness will go after me after I proclaim he is a twisted person. I will lead him out to sea... to Old Greenlan land, first... ships will bombard his fleet along the way. I will lead him to the Lair of the Fanfir, the rarest and most dangerous dragon in New Greenland... and we shall see how it turns out...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 15, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 15, 2006 An elite Midgard ay? Our Dragon Powder
Darkness Falls Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 ???: Oh, no... he is quite stupid. But he's cunning. He'll know what we're up to... most likely, anyways. My only other idea was ground combat... but...
Evil Willy Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 OK so now cause of the midgard serpant our ships are practically useless. and our best chance is to go on land...But I am no good on land, we need to get rid of the serpant ASAP...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 15, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 15, 2006 What do we know about Midgard Serpents? What are there weaknesses? Is it possible we could fill a decoy ship full of posion which when attacked will fall appart posioning all the surrounding water? The Midgard Serpent would then consume the posioned water and meets its demise. :^D We need to seperate into two teams... One to take care of Falls Darkness and the other to prevent the British from invading Belguim. Also I never told you lads what the great tragedy that occurred was... ATTENTION ALL PARTICIPANTS John Cleese wishes to use Time Cruisers in our war however I do not think that the vehicles are appropriate for the historic theme of our war. However, in the interest of keeping an open mind I have made a thread where you can vote and discuss your thoughts. Click here to go to that thread
Lost Viking Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 Is there any way somebody could pin this thread, thanks.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 15, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 15, 2006 Obviously that somebody is going to be me! I'm not sure why we need to pin the thread because its usually at the top of the list. But I'll do it just for you Lord Viking. And now for my tradedy... One of my war galleons (It carrying 30 crew and 220 conquistadors) has been sunk in the dead of night! Fortunately there were few casualties but they were struck in the dead of night so none of them could observe the attacker. Lord Viking II was it a British ship who is response for this outrage?
hewkii9 Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Hello, I am Daimyo Hewkii of Japan. I would like to make peace with the Spanish Inquisition.
Starwars4J Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Hello, I am Daimyo Hewkii of Japan. I would like to make peace with the Spanish Inquisition. That's quite a step, lad! I never thought I'd hear from someone from Japan in my lifetime, what with keepin to yerselves and all
Lost Viking Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Thanks for the Pin, it is just easier to find. I see you have finally plucked up some courage to tell your fellow "allies" that your little fruitcake of a ship has been sunk. All it took was a few cannon shots and it sank. You don't know whom you are messing with. If I were you, one lost ship should not worry you compared to what lies ahead. I would quit while you are behind. If not YOU SHALL DIE! I advise for you and your men to stay out of Belgium unless you want to experience HELL ON EARTH! Phes, I am your Moth--I mean Father! *Phes* Noooo!!!
Evil Willy Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Ohh you shall pay lost Viking! Look around..You cant escape for 6 of my largest ships are surrounding your fleet. Fire! And mister phes your plan for the midgard serpant should be fine...But if there is a problem remember that there belly is very soft..Not scaly like there sides. So u can aim for that :D As for you Daimyo please send some ships to help us in belgium!
Lost Viking Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Willy, Willy, Willy... what shall I do with you... You don't think that among all, that you, you "Quebecois" as you call yourselves, would defeat me. You know I don't mean to be rude but I once respected you. But that was a long, long time ago... Now you are just a peddy little stair-case, and do you know what happens to stair-cases, they get stepped on. Just like my Father. I am sure he is suffering right now in a dungeo--- I mean suffering in... Hell. Now that he is gone, Britain is under my comand. And do you know that Britain has the strongest army in the world! Join me or meet your destiny! Sorry For all the SW phrases :-D And also for the stupid stair-case metaphor :D
Starwars4J Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Sorry For all the SW phrases :-D And also for the stupid stair-case metaphor :D Star Wars phrases are always acceptable >_> While we're at it... Viking...your arrogance is your weakness! *waits for your reply*
Evil Willy Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Lord Viking is still alive! Mister phes what shall we do... Just like my Father. I am sure he is suffering right now in a dungeo--- I mean suffering in... Hell As for you Lost Viking..You speak too much, Quebec is much more powerful then you think... And being allied with the inquisition we have much to many forces for you to handle! I would keep my tongue in my mouth if I were you unless you want to loose it...
Lost Viking Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Hehehe, that's what I like about you Willy, you think you
Starwars4J Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Hehehe, that's what I like about you Willy, you think you
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 16, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 16, 2006 Hello, I am Daimyo Hewkii of Japan. I would like to make peace with the Spanish Inquisition. What an excellent decision Mr Hewkii! Tell me a bit about yourself, are you Japan's leader or merely a representative? Thanks for the Pin, it is just easier to find.I see you have finally plucked up some courage to tell your fellow "allies" that your little fruitcake of a ship has been sunk. All it took was a few cannon shots and it sank. You don't know whom you are messing with. If I were you, one lost ship should not worry you compared to what lies ahead. I would quit while you are behind. If not YOU SHALL DIE! I advise for you and your men to stay out of Belgium unless you want to experience HELL ON EARTH! Phes, I am your Moth--I mean Father! *Phes* Noooo!!! So that's how you want to play is it? Very well. I have sent orders to 6 of my galleons in the New World to lay siege to Port Royal! Its about time The Inquisition reclaimed Havana anyway! You and Falls Darkness cannot possibly defeat The Inquistion and our allies! You may have destroyed one Galleon by cowardly attacking it at night but rest assured our remaining galleons are being fitted with preventitive measures to prevent you from doing it again! I strongly advise you to withdraw your attack against Belguim for it is too strongly guarded. You should prepare yourself for attack on your own soil!
Evil Willy Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Quebec a small province that thrives on wine and cheese? Hahaha... Ask your Fleets how they are doing... 2 of your ships have sunk allready and only 1 or mine..At this rate I will win..And I am alone fighting it out right now..Wait until the longboats get here!..And ohh and the galleons! AHAHAHA!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 16, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 16, 2006 Ummm... Who are you addressing Willy?
Lost Viking Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Ummm... Who are you addressing Willy? He is just talking to me, trying to make me scared, well the only scary thing here is that you think you can beat me! Thanks for the Pin, it is just easier to find. Also if you want to get Email notifications every time someone posts in this thread, click on Track this topic at the bottom right hand side of the page. If you used a Hotmail/MSN or Yahoo Email address and if you use their messenger, everytime the notifcation Email is sent the messenger will give you an alert to tell you that you have a new message. So this way you can keep track of this thread without even visiting the messageboard.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 16, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 16, 2006 Well Lost Viking, what do you think of my orders to attack Port Royal? The Inquistion wasn't too pleased when you captured Havana from us and turned it into Port Royal, but now we're going to claim it back! And unlike in Europe, the Inquistion has a greater tactical advantage in the New World because we have far more ships and troops there than the British do! :^D Thanks for the Pin, it is just easier to find. Also if you want to get Email notifications every time someone posts in this thread, click on Track this topic at the bottom right hand side of the page. If you used a Hotmail/MSN or Yahoo Email address and if you use their messenger, everytime the notifcation Email is sent the messenger will give you an alert to tell you that you have a new message. So this way you can keep track of this thread without even visiting the messageboard.
tophdawg Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 (edited) how do you join this. i would be intrested in joining as a person representing massachusetts just reread the first post and now i wonder how do i declare myself Edited January 16, 2006 by mister_phes
Evil Willy Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 Hello, I am Daimyo Hewkii of Japan. I would like to make peace with the Spanish Inquisition. Do like he did...And write in grey italics when you are just speaking on not talking about the war.
tophdawg Posted January 16, 2006 Posted January 16, 2006 I am tophdawg of massachusetts. i would like to help the Inquisition however they need it! Yep that's right way to make an introduction! Normal black text for contributing to the story, or gray italics for non story text.
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