Governor Mister Phes Posted January 20, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 20, 2006 Willy, here it is again... Greetings friends, I am Darkness Falls the Prime Minister of New Greenland. Dark times lie ahead as my evil twin Falls Darkness plots to take over New Greenland and then the rest of the world. Falls Darkness is posioning my food causing my mental health to fade so he can manipulate the actions of New Greenland. Soon I'll be of no further use to you. Falls Darkness has staged his own death by attempting to convince everyone he was decapitated. He sent a wax head looking so realistic that upon first inspection nobody could tell that it wasn't him. Cunningly we managed to intercept this head and replace it with the head you have reiceved containing this note. Falls Darkness has also assisted Lord Viking II of Britain to rise to power by assisting him assassainate Lord Viking I. Once Lord Viking II becomes King of Britain he shall turn against the Inquistion and assist Falls Darkness in his diabolic plot of world domination. The two plan to kidnap and assassainate Count Sneffy of Belgium, I only hope you recieve this message in time to prevent this from happening. The two plan to get a foothold on Belguim as a means of invading the mainland. Beware of Falls Darkness for he plots to bring everyone together under a false celebration then mercilessly kill them. He is the one controlling the actions of New Greenland and I am no more than a mere puppet in his game. This is the last message I will be able to send you, however I have arranged for an annonymous messenger to send you additional information. This messenger will also send information to my secretary warning him... <<the message abruptly ends>>
Lost Viking Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I would like to say that I do indeed own most of Canada- Here you go. Okay, so green is mine, pink is Willy and Dragon.
xwingyoda Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I have sent in my most fearsome ship to france. It is called the DRAGONSTRIKER. With it i conquer France. (Since nether french peaple have been here for a week.) What What What ????? We have better things to do than those litlle talks !!!!! One ship against an Empire !!! Are you insane ??? Tell me again why are you going to sunk, the courses of actions are still unclear to me !!! Anyhow, you will soon learn the meaning of hospitality !!!!
Dragon King Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I have sent in my most fearsome ship to france.
Dragon King Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I would like to say that I do indeed own most of Canada- Here you go. Okay, so green is mine, pink is Willy and Dragon. No pink is canada not New England if you are wondering New England is part of America. France how much will i have to pay to buy Loussiana. Sorry do not know how to quote 2 peaple on a post.
Darkness Falls Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 ???: Attack has subsided. Still regrouping. Can't write much, but once your attacks upon other countries are done, send a message to The Secretary accepting the celelbration in Terra.
hewkii9 Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 My ships have moved to Santiago. And also, my merchants have brought carts to carry the iron in. Where are your 4 ships? Also, I would like to know what the bear-like creatures have said, in case I may know something that would be jolted from memory....
Evil Willy Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 They are in the forest where Lord Viking I was suposidley hiding, would you like to go take a look?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 21, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 21, 2006 ???:Attack has subsided. Still regrouping. Can't write much, but once your attacks upon other countries are done, send a message to The Secretary accepting the celelbration in Terra. Ideally Captain Starwars4J could send some support but he hasn't reported much in the past couple of weeks. As soon as I hear from him I'll get him to assist you as it would be quicker than waiting for the Inquisition to finish all its conquests. My ships have moved to Santiago. And also, my merchants have brought carts to carry the iron in. Where are your 4 ships? Also, I would like to know what the bear-like creatures have said, in case I may know something that would be jolted from memory.... My 4 ships will meet you in Santiago very soon, while you're waiting feel free to make yourselves at home and enjoy the entertainment which Santiago has to offer. Your men will no doubt appreciate this for hard times lie ahead. Also it would have been easier on your men if you just sailed into Vera Cruz rather having your men trek across the Americas.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 21, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 21, 2006 Willy, I have recieved another message from a mysterious messenger... I have to be writing this fast or else some guards will catch me. Anyways, I would like to inform you that I am still alive. Please save me. I am trapped in a dungeon in New Greenland at Falls Darkness
hewkii9 Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Where is the forest that Lord Viking I is supposedly hiding? I need to know, so that I can send a translator to let us find out what they say. I myself would not like to look, though. I believe you should send a few of your stealthiest men to Falls Darkness's palace quickly, because the bit about the Fafnir Dragon may be more then an empty threat.
Evil Willy Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Ok I shall go to Falls Darkness palace, Because I believe he is truly in the palace for the forest Wargs knew about Lord Viking II and I figure they made a mistake in mentioning his name because they are allied with him, but we never know...I am send 6 Large ship to Newgreenland where we will then go in with some 6 men and meet the so called "Viking" we will see what happens then.
Dragon King Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Right now in the Americas we have decided to start a breeding project of dragons. how we have captured some dragons and now we are letting them breed. soon any one who attempts to get near are country will be torched. *twisted* I also am sending several ships to capture Korea, austrillia, and New Zealand.
Lost Viking Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Willy, I have recieved another message from a mysterious messenger... I have to be writing this fast or else some guards will catch me. Anyways, I would like to inform you that I am still alive. Please save me. I am trapped in a dungeon in New Greenland at Falls Darkness
Deathnam Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I Deathnam am the general of the Greeks. I will send 10 ships to New England to disrupt the breeding program. 5 more i will send to stop the new englanders 10 more will be sent to Britian and engage them in combat to create a diversion.
Dragon King Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I Deathnam am the general of the Greeks. I will send 10 ships to New England to disrupt the breeding program. 5 more i will send to stop the new englanders 10 more will be sent to Britian and engage them in combat to create a diversion. Ha those 10 ships will do only 2 things and that is burn and sink. The 5 ships sent to stop my ships will be useless. Also since we broke up from britian the country will be called America (since there are no states yet it will not be called The United States.) I will now be Lord of America. The final thing needed to say is i am spreding out all the way across America. Since nobody is here but the Native Americans who have been leaderless for more than a week i will be able to conqure it. :oD All will soon bow before me. *twisted*
Deathnam Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Ha i see sails coming up must be your ships wait there is only 4 this will be easy since my ships are massive.
Dragon King Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 "Those were only scouts here come my real ships" the ships launch cannon balls at yours one of yours sinks.
Deathnam Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Only one of me ships are broken. I still have 4 more. Lets see how you do against Greek fire. Throw it over board. Greek fire burns on water ha that burns down 2 of your ships.
tophdawg Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I Deathnam am the general of the Greeks. I will send 10 ships to New England to disrupt the breeding program. 5 more i will send to stop the new englanders 10 more will be sent to Britian and engage them in combat to create a diversion. Ha those 10 ships will do only 2 things and that is burn and sink. The 5 ships sent to stop my ships will be useless. Also since we broke up from britian the country will be called America (since there are no states yet it will not be called The United States.) I will now be Lord of America. The final thing needed to say is i am spreding out all the way across America. Since nobody is here but the Native Americans who have been leaderless for more than a week i will be able to conqure it. :oD All will soon bow before me. *twisted* since you are now the self proclaimed lord of america and i the lord of massachusetts am in america i sugust you make an alliance with me and the british
Dragon King Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 Only one of me ships are broken. I still have 4 more. Lets see how you do against Greek fire. Throw it over board. Greek fire burns on water ha that burns down 2 of your ships. It also some times back fires and burns your own ships it back fired this time and destroyed 2 of your ships then i take the rest down with cannon balls.
Dragon King Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I Deathnam am the general of the Greeks. I will send 10 ships to New England to disrupt the breeding program. 5 more i will send to stop the new englanders 10 more will be sent to Britian and engage them in combat to create a diversion. Ha those 10 ships will do only 2 things and that is burn and sink. The 5 ships sent to stop my ships will be useless. Also since we broke up from britian the country will be called America (since there are no states yet it will not be called The United States.) I will now be Lord of America. The final thing needed to say is i am spreding out all the way across America. Since nobody is here but the Native Americans who have been leaderless for more than a week i will be able to conqure it. :oD All will soon bow before me. *twisted* since you are now the self proclaimed lord of america and i the lord of massachusetts am in america i sugust you make an alliance with me and the british I ally with you and i may do it with the british. ler me think about this.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 21, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 21, 2006 Where is the forest that Lord Viking I is supposedly hiding? Mr Hewkii9, it is known as Kangerlussuaq forestlands but new leads have informed us that Lord Viking I is trapped in a dungeon in New Greenland at Falls Darkness
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 21, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 21, 2006 I Deathnam am the general of the Greeks. I will send 10 ships to New England to disrupt the breeding program. 5 more i will send to stop the new englanders 10 more will be sent to Britian and engage them in combat to create a diversion. Greetings Deathnam, the general of the Greeks! Your assistance is greatly appreciated and I know that if we work together we rid the New World of these impending threats! That Dragon Breeding program doesn't sound too promising as dragons can be difficult creatures to deal with at the best of time. The Inquistion has created a powder which, when inhaled by a dragon mixes with the chemicals that cause it to breath fire, this mixing causes the chemicals to ignite and the dragons tend to explode. How said :D Of course it isn't 100% effective as there's only so much of the powder we can get up into the air at one time, and things like the wind and its direction can also interfer with exactly how much the dragon inhales. If required we can provide you with such powder and you can catapult a few barrels into the breeding ground. At the very least this would create a diversion and then you could launch whatever operation you had in mind. Right now in the Americas we have decided to start a breeding project of dragons. how we have captured some dragons and now we are letting them breed. soon any one who attempts to get near are country will be torched. *twisted* I also am sending several ships to capture Korea, australia, and New Zealand. Australia and New Zealand? I have never heard of this places before, but my gypsies tell me that these are the future names of the islands European explorers have discovered recently. The Inquistion once found an unknown desert land in the southern hemisphere. Since it was yet another desert land we abandoned it because we already have New Spain, so why do we want another one? :D Anyway, there are nothing but savages and deserts on those islands!
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 21, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 21, 2006 The Inquistion has been mining granite recently, and guess where that granite has been taken from? Yes, that's right, underneath France! We've tunnelled deeply underneath France extracting the granite and creating passageways. We hope to some day creature a tunnel all the way to Germany. Wouldn't that be useful? :D And for anyone thinking about making unauthorised use of that tunnnel, be aware that it has a series of cunningly designed booby traps at every turn. So unless someone has knowledge of where they are and how to deactivate them, the might find themselves dead. Of course at the moment the only access to this tunnel is in a Spain, and rest assurred that it is heavily guarded. Even if someone did magically evade all the booby traps they'd be welcomed into a watch station which is manned 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 52 days a year. As a result of this, the Inquistion has plenty of granite to trade. Granite being little white 1 x 1 bricks and tiles in this world. Also we have dispatched an exploration vessel to travel to the far north and commenced a monkey training program in Gran Granada. Just thought you all might like to know that :D
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