Governor Mister Phes Posted January 24, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 24, 2006 Great job tophdawg your work is higly aprreciated. I have now captured half of china, started to capture mongolia, and am going to wage war against japan. Japan will be tuff because thay used to have a leader but now he desapered. Also my fleets in new Zealand are starting to capture indonesia. Dude! Hold up! You're going WAAAAAAAAAY too fast here. Remember 1 post = 2 days. There is no way possible that you could have conquered Australia, New Zealand, Korea and China in the amount of time since you've started posting. You also haven't provided enough information about how you're going about this, you haven't stated that you've established colonies, harvested and stored enough supplies in your homeland for the voyages and colonies, etc. The southern lands have indigneous people and the Asian lands have civilisations so there's no way these people are going to let you conquer them without resistance. Its going to take years!!! Even if you do form an alliance then its not going to happen with all of them in an instant. The reason I bring this to your attention is because most participants only have one country or region (two if they're lucky), at the rate you're going you're going to have conquered half the world! Which really isn't fair to everyone else. We also need countries for new participants when they join otherwise there's no room for user expansion. So you can have Australia and New Zealand, but as for the rest... Dragon King must be smoking opium because there's no way anyone could achieve this in a few short weeks, either that or he's trying to mislead us...
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 24, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 24, 2006 i have managed to slip a monkey into the monkey training program. it should be able to transmit messages to either me or one of my allies. there is know way of knowing which monkey is my ally. hopefuly this will monkey will be able to provide key secrets into the inquisitions actions Well that explains what's wrong with that monkey! I thought it was funny that an extra monkey appeared over night which wasn't even half as well trained as the other monkeys. Not sure how you figured there's no way of knowing which one was your ally because you wouldn't be familiar with what we're training these monkeys. I guess we've got no choice but to shoot it now :D We keep record of how many monkeys we train ya know, its common sense. So next time you try to infiltrate this monkey training camp first learn what we're teaching the monkeys so you can teach your mole monkey up to the same level and then remember to remove one of the monkeys from the camp so we don't have an extra. Huh? Why am I telling my enemies this? Its almost as if I want them to sabotage me, yet I've got to creatively challenge them first. Weird, huh?
Dragon King Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Great job tophdawg your work is higly aprreciated. I have now captured half of china, started to capture mongolia, and am going to wage war against japan. Japan will be tuff because thay used to have a leader but now he desapered. Also my fleets in new Zealand are starting to capture indonesia. Dude! Hold up! You're going WAAAAAAAAAY too fast here. Remember 1 post = 2 days. There is no way possible that you could have conquered Australia, New Zealand, Korea and China in the amount of time since you've started posting. You also haven't provided enough information about how you're going about this, you haven't stated that you've established colonies, harvested and stored enough supplies in your homeland for the voyages and colonies, etc. The southern lands have indigneous people and the Asian lands have civilisations so there's no way these people are going to let you conquer them without resistance. Its going to take years!!! Even if you do form an alliance then its not going to happen with all of them in an instant. The reason I bring this to your attention is because most participants only have one country or region (two if they're lucky), at the rate you're going you're going to have conquered half the world! Which really isn't fair to everyone else. We also need countries for new participants when they join otherwise there's no room for user expansion. So you can have Australia and New Zealand, but as for the rest... Dragon King must be smoking opium because there's no way anyone could achieve this in a few short weeks, either that or he's trying to mislead us... Oyeah forgot about the rule o well. Any how i have started enslaving the natives and am starting making a camp. Also i am sending some ships from america to africa to pick up slave. Mr.Phes tell me if i can not do that. :D finally if you want to know the dragon training is going great. My riders are each equipped with a special grappiling hook for a secret use. Dragon King to Falls Darkness I have enslaved tons of natives and many are joing the navy due to the benifts i have put up. Most right now are in training lots of them have very good aim. Soon I will have a great force and the two of us will blow through the inqusition. our time will soon come.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 24, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 24, 2006 Also i am sending some ships from america to africa to pick up slave. Mr.Phes tell me if i can not do that. :D finally if you want to know the dragon training is going great. My riders are each equipped with a special grappiling hook for a secret use. You can pick up African slaves if you wish providing you write a nice story to go with it! Its wonder to hear that your dragon training is going great! Our new Anti Dragon Powder is also going great! All Inquistion vessels are being clad with iron to reduce their combustability and we've been giving our musketeers additional training so their aim is more precise. I can only hope that my allies are undergoing the same preparations...
Evil Willy Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 I would like to know how Germany is holding up in britain? As for me I need the location of old greenland to meet up with our ally "Viking" does anyone have any info on how this is going? Ohh and Japan any reports on the wookie tribes..Hmm wargs?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 24, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 24, 2006 I'm wondering what has become of Lord KimT and Captain Starwars4J as they haven't reported in some time now. Maybe they have been defeated! This would be terrible news for the Inquisition and its allies! Meanwhile... Some of my monkeys are about to graduate. Isn't that wonderful news? The France tunnels are going splendidly, thanks for asking! And, a camp has been etablished in the far north of Sweden.
hewkii9 Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Gone eh? Gone? Hahahaha!!!!! I laugh in roaring and lifting approval of your plans. I have sent messenger birds to my ships telling them to return, it will take the same amount of time as your "business". And you seriously think you can conquer Asia? What about Taiwan? Hmmmm....I will have to send people to India and Afghanistan, as well as my warships to Australia. By the way, why are you aiming to conquer me if we're both allied with the Inquistion?
tophdawg Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 i have just sent out a party of men to explore the americas and make peace and allies with the Native american
Dragon King Posted January 24, 2006 Posted January 24, 2006 Gone eh? Gone? Hahahaha!!!!! I laugh in roaring and lifting approval of your plans. I have sent messenger birds to my ships telling them to return, it will take the same amount of time as your "business". And you seriously think you can conquer Asia? What about Taiwan?Hmmmm....I will have to send people to India and Afghanistan, as well as my warships to Australia. By the way, why are you aiming to conquer me if we're both allied with the Inquistion? Trying to take over ausrillia huh well you won't be able to because i have a fortress there with tons of guards. I am not allied with the inquisition. Also my ships are being sent up to africa to establish a base. Finally my dragons are becoming extremely well trained soon several will be done.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 25, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 25, 2006 Gone eh? Gone? Hahahaha!!!!! I laugh in roaring and lifting approval of your plans. I have sent messenger birds to my ships telling them to return, it will take the same amount of time as your "business". And you seriously think you can conquer Asia? What about Taiwan? Mr Hewkii9, does this mean your operations in the Caribbean and the southern Americas have been cancelled due to new ones you have just proposed? I was hoping you'd move your ships from Santiago to San Jaun so we can undergo an operation in the lesser Antilles together. It would appear Lord Viking II has no idea what we have in mind because it appears he hasn't moved his ships from Port Royal... We could use this to our advantage...
Khorne Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I'm sending three ships to Africa containing soldiers and citizens. I want to start amining operation there. Anyway, everything is going quite well here, we're starting to build reinforced fortresses on the coasts to hold off an invasion.
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 25, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 25, 2006 Excellent Lord Khorne! You can prevent that evil Dragon King from conquering the whole of Africa. By the way, how is Belgium holding? Evil Willy and Captain Starwars4J, we really must work on rescuing Lord Viking I and restoring peace in New Greenland as we badly need those allies.
Evil Willy Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 What am I to do noone is telling me where old greenland is...Wait? What is that one the horizon! Oh my..i think this is it! Here I come "Viking" One of my ships is badly damaged...But we just managed to capture a midgard...Phes would u like us to keep it to experiment on?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 25, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 25, 2006 Yes, by all means! A specimen for research would be a valuable asset, it may lead to clues on ways we can take out the larger and more threatening Midgards...
Evil Willy Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Well then...Send some escorts to *map* here... U can then take the midgard back for research
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 25, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 25, 2006 Some ironclad galleons have been dispatched to *map*
hewkii9 Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Well, Dragon King? My Australian ships have been built, but not sent yet. BTW, did you scrap the rule again and try to get power extra-fast? As well, I have sent messenger birds to the Caribbean telling them to stay, as well as find a reasonable-sized island to build a base on. Also, I have sent warriors into the underground tunnels to search for the rumored Underworld... Plus Dragon King, it seems like you and Khorne are in a race for Africa...
Dragon King Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Well, Dragon King? My Australian ships have been built, but not sent yet. BTW, did you scrap the rule again and try to get power extra-fast? As well, I have sent messenger birds to the Caribbean telling them to stay, as well as find a reasonable-sized island to build a base on. Also, I have sent warriors into the underground tunnels to search for the rumored Underworld...Plus Dragon King, it seems like you and Khorne are in a race for Africa... I did not capture all of that OK i am leaving it alone. Also i have landed on shore of Africa soon i will start a slave trade. I have started to build my fort in the most populated area. Also i have started to mine for gray bricks in austrillia, new Zealand, and Anerica. Finally, I have concured most of the midwest. i have given the Native Americans some land at the bottom of Canada.
hewkii9 Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 So, you own Australia, most of North America, China, all that? Seema to be a bit godmoddy. Perhaps you should leave some land for new players. BTW, my ships have found an island and are hunting for a place for a base. Wait...my crystal wall...[it was an ornament, I never knew it to be possessing magical properties.] Unknown Voice: So.... you have found us at last, we are not of you but akin to you, seek our aid, and we will answer. What is that? Is it the Lord of the Underworld? Will he save the day? Am I throwing up red herrings?
Dragon King Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 I don not own china. Also who ever is new i will give New Zealand or ausrillia if they will work for me of course.Of more important matters I have found a profacey. This is how it goes. "One for the DRAGON lord on his dark throne In the land of AMERICA where the shadows lie. One DRAGON to rule them all, One DRAGON to find them, One DRAGON to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." (pg49 Fellowship of the ring)
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 25, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 25, 2006 So, you own Australia, most of North America, China, all that? Seema to be a bit godmoddy. Dragon King was either smoking opium or trying fool us when he claimed to have conquered China! China has a huge land area with civilisation which would take decades to conquer! Australia is not small either and its people are tribal and technologically limited so therefore easy to conquer. However, being a large landmass its impossible to monitor the coastline so anybody could send ships there and establish settlements without being discovered for months, or maybe even years! As for Northern America he has New England, while his ally Lord Tophdawg has Massachusetts, and Evil Willy has Quebec. There are also the coalition of Indian tribes lead by Chief Clenched Fist (LegoBMW) who appear to have gone into hiding, however, I have it upon very good authority they will make appearances in the future. Finally there's SuvieD who represents the Private parties of North America, and these peoples do not wish to participate in the war hence being neutral. So that just means they can be wiped out without resistance. :^D Mr Hewkii9, you need to report in regards to whether you're still assisting me in the Lesser Antilles operation. If so how far away from San Jaun are your ships?
Governor Mister Phes Posted January 25, 2006 Author Governor Posted January 25, 2006 RULE UPDATE Rules have been amended to make conquering other countries fairer. They can be found here...
Dragon King Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 AHH that new rule makes sense. In ausrillia I started to spred very slowly the natives were continusly attacking me so i have decided to stop the attack for now at least. In new Zealand i am spreading very slowly but without many casulties. My for is going well the Africans seem impressed by it. I am sending some ships done to austrillia, africa, and new Zealand. On board are three dragon riders fully trained. Also my dragon camp is going extremely well.
hewkii9 Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 I have removed three ships from the battle to build a settlement on Barbados, although the other seven are still with you. And my ships are just a day's travel north of San Juan. Another update from the crystal wall: *a firebolt strikes from it, incinerating a section of the carpet and severly startling the servants* Your Soldiers have come. We listened. We pondered. We fight. What does all this mean? Have I discovered an underground dragon nest? Will I have dragons in my power? Could this help in the mystery of Lord Viking I?
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