Khorne Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 Dear Count Sneffy, two minor exemples in our great history !!!! Not even worth mentionning !! oh well, well, well, I do understand perfectly why all our neighbours are jealous !!! I can't do anything about it, can I ??? Jealous of what? Except for Napoleon, the French history wasn't all that great. ever heard about Charlemagne ? :| Chralemagne existed in the time before France. France would only start to officially exist in 843 A, when the treaty of Verdun splits his Empire under his grandsons (I think).
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 7, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 7, 2005 I am the zar of russia now. So i cant be called Clone comander Nodra now can i? I guess ill be ZAR NODRA!!! I have taken control of the entire russian fleet and on top of that i have created a Russian/eskimo Federation. Eef the 4+ freaks or the french dar chalange us for the north seas be prepapared for an agonizing death. Should it be Tzar instead of Zar or doesn't it matter? Its your name, so you tell me! You just let us know when you've decided. And who cares what happened in 843AD? There's a war on happening I tell you. A WAR!!!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 7, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 7, 2005 Let your imagination run wild but try to keep it within a historic context, if you want to go completely sci fi or modern then perhaps the TWAT Thread would suit you better. Perhaps you should refer to the alternate thread as the TTAWY thread, as the word you refer to is actually quite vulgar. But if no one's caught on in nine pages..... ;) Vulgar? What's vulgar about that accronym? You don't have a dirty mind do you? :D
snefroe Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 Dear Count Sneffy, two minor exemples in our great history !!!! Not even worth mentionning !! oh well, well, well, I do understand perfectly why all our neighbours are jealous !!! I can't do anything about it, can I ??? Jealous of what? Except for Napoleon, the French history wasn't all that great. ever heard about Charlemagne ? :| Chralemagne existed in the time before France. France would only start to officially exist in 843 A, when the treaty of Verdun splits his Empire under his grandsons (I think). besides, even the french think he's a horrible man, or did you never listen to France Gall's "Sacr
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 7, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 7, 2005 Stop this French historical discussion at once and just destroy them!!! Otherwise they'll destroy you while you're debating. Don't fall for this diversion! You're playing right into their hands!
Lost Viking Posted December 7, 2005 Posted December 7, 2005 Im back! Anyways we have not seen the French or any French allies in days! I am not sure what to do, my men are getting anxious!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 7, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 7, 2005 Anxious in a bored sense, or anxious in a nervous sense?
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 7, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 7, 2005 Gawd man! If you're men are anxious send some them to the Caribbean on a prorata basis to hunt down and annhiliate the 4+ Pirates. They seem to have gone into hiding, or maybe they were wiped out by a storm or something to that effect. Either way we must ensure they're not they're not scheming something big that could pose problems in the future.
Lost Viking Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 Yes sir! I am now currently drafting men down!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 8, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 8, 2005 Draft them? The suitation isn't that critical! How about you just recruit the ones that want to go?
Lost Viking Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 Yes sir!!! Have we spotted the French or Captain Starwars4J yet?
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 8, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 8, 2005 No, it appears StarWars4J and the 4+ Pirates have gone into hiding because they no they don't stance a chance! France however is playing psychological games with us waiting for us to make a silly move, but I have something prepared for them that will put them in their place - should they try anything nasty!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 8, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 8, 2005 But we can use this time to our advantage by planning even more dastardly evil things to do to the French, the most important thing is not to neglect them. Otherwise they will strike!
snefroe Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 But we can use this time to our advantage by planning even more dastardly evil things to do to the French, the most important thing is not to neglect them. Otherwise they will strike! we're still looking for an ally against the french in the south of europe. it would be nice if we could attack the french from all sides....
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 8, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 8, 2005 How far south are you thinking Count Sneffy?
SuvieD Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 Try north Africa, possibly Egypt. Though I hear the Greeks and Romans at one time had decent ships you could also try them. I doubt any of them have a love for the French, Spanish, English or any other European country but you can try. I am liking that so many have decide to go to war. I will continue monitoring the situation with a slight anticipation.
Clone comander Nodra 999 Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 :() Ooops sory Mr.phes i was on holiday for awile. Yes the rusian Eskimo federation would be pleased to fight on your side. Destroying those blasted 4+ pirates is my dream.b They always make me embaressed to walk through the lego isle at Target. Time to take back the seas from those jiant oafs. AND these french encriptions are driving me nuts >:( !!! Also I myself prefer zar.
snefroe Posted December 8, 2005 Posted December 8, 2005 How far south are you thinking Count Sneffy? i was thinkning of spain. after all, france will attack spain in a couple of decades, so surely we can find a spaniard with a vision to prevent that...
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 9, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 9, 2005 How far south are you thinking Count Sneffy? i was thinkning of spain. after all, france will attack spain in a couple of decades, so surely we can find a spaniard with a vision to prevent that... Errr... Count Sneffy... Don't know if you've been paying attention or anything, but I, the leader of the Spanish Inquisition have been rallying countries to unite against France... Like Belgium for example. Now you might get some sense of this if you read all my posts in this thread. In fact I recommend you go back and read ALL my posts and you'll find out exactly what Spain has been doing in regards to preventing attack by France. It appears you've missed quite a bit here!
snefroe Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 How far south are you thinking Count Sneffy? i was thinkning of spain. after all, france will attack spain in a couple of decades, so surely we can find a spaniard with a vision to prevent that... Errr... Count Sneffy... Don't know if you've been paying attention or anything, but I, the leader of the Spanish Inquisition have been rallying countries to unite against France... Like Belgium for example. Now you might get some sense of this if you read all my posts in this thread. In fact I recommend you go back and read ALL my posts and you'll find out exactly what Spain has been doing in regards to preventing attack by France. It appears you've missed quite a bit here! i'm sorry, i've been away on a recon mission! The french are moving closer to the border then ever before. they're so scared of a surprise attack now that they're regularly patrolling the area between the french border and paris. They're also blocking roads, destroying bridges, building fortifications and there are rumours of people having disappeared... Obviously, the local population is on our side! they don't like these parisiens as much as we do, so we'll use them against the french leaders.... so i need to keep an eye on everything that's going on in this area by checking out the situation for myself...
xwingyoda Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Count Sneffy, are you on drugs ???? Our military is on the watch to stop an incoming and improbable (for any chances of success) invasion of our territory !!! We have no current intentions of starting a war as I said previously, so all the info you just gave is merely and simply well staged propaganda !!!!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 9, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 9, 2005 Your spies are not very well informed Count Sneffy !!!! And I would like you to remember that you among others want to engage military actions against us !!! If its war you want, war you shall get !! bring it on, smurf! All in due time :^D do i hear a french chicken running away? Nice try my friend !! That distant noise is our canons approaching !!! Can you hide into your tiny country ??? What was that about distant noise and cannons...?
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