xwingyoda Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 Easy enough my Inquisition friend: preparation for a plausible yet stupid attack on our soil ;)
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 9, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 9, 2005 But why would the Belgians hide in their small country if this is a defensive manoeuvre? They should have nothing to fear.
snefroe Posted December 9, 2005 Posted December 9, 2005 But why would the Belgians hide in their small country if this is a defensive manoeuvre? They should have nothing to fear. ah, but you see how vicious these french are? officially, they will tell they're not going to do anything against you, but in the mean time they do finance all sorts of obscure groups and individuals who want to bring Belgium under french control... we've seen it before and if we don't put a stop to it, they'll do it again in future.... besides, i thought we were going to attack france because ... we just wanted to attack france! do we really need a justified reason for this? :P
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 9, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 9, 2005 All in good time Count Sneffy. I'd like to make contact with the Swiss and Italians first.
Zarkan Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 Argh! How bout you aly with me! The decendant of the great Greybeard! Ah yes, Greybeard could cream Redbeard's butt with both arms tied behind his back at the age of 83! Thus, he was named Greybead, and I, his son, will take his rightful place! Me booty is already taking up a whole tavern! Oh, and did I mention I have at least 75 Skulls Eye Schooners, 50 Black Seas Baracudas, and 95 4+ pirate heads? Aharg!
Darkness Falls Posted December 10, 2005 Posted December 10, 2005 New Greenland's Loglongships are up for dibs. Well, you can ask for our assistance, but we might be in a bad mood, won't we, New Greenland's Loglongships?
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 11, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 11, 2005 Argh! How bout you aly with me! The decendant of the great Greybeard! Ah yes, Greybeard could cream Redbeard's butt with both arms tied behind his back at the age of 83! Thus, he was named Greybead, and I, his son, will take his rightful place! Me booty is already taking up a whole tavern! Oh, and did I mention I have at least 75 Skulls Eye Schooners, 50 Black Seas Baracudas, and 95 4+ pirate heads? Aharg! Grey Beard decendant! Whom are you addressing, The Spanish Inquistion and allies, the French and their allies or the 4+ Pirates who appear to have gone into hiding?
Zarkan Posted December 11, 2005 Posted December 11, 2005 Why, the Spanish Inqusition, meaning you! Yes, I wish to ally myself with the already most powerful alliance in the seven seas. Let us kick the french's buts! Aharg!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 12, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 12, 2005 Excellent! I suggest you mark your 4+ Pirate Ships well as there is a whole fleet of them of them we seek to destroy. So our allies 4+ Pirate Ships need to be distinguishable from from our enemies. Paint them a more neutral colour like grey and that way they will camoflague better with the open sea and look completely different to those horrible red things that Captain Starwars4J is commanding (well led into hiding :D )
Zarkan Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Oh, Did you think I meant 90 4+ crew? Oh, I meant 90 BEHEADED 4+ heads.... *twisted* Actually, my ships are all regular pirate ships (the good ships). I also only behead 4+ crews, I let other crews try to swim for their lives in the ocean, better than no hope! I predict a friendship is to come from our aliance...Aharg!
Lost Viking Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Superb! A new alliance member! Welcome aboard Captain Grevious son of Greybeard! I have heard many things about you and your father. Though, I would like to say that I still dont and will never find you guiltless but for now, we shall be a team.
Darkness Falls Posted December 12, 2005 Posted December 12, 2005 Aye! New Greenland's ships are really a bunch of Viking Logboats... OUTFITTED WITH CANONS! Unfortunately, no ammo. That's why we need allies. Midgard Serpent keeps following us around. Possibly a friend, possibly wanting to kill us.
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 13, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 13, 2005 Oh, Did you think I meant 90 4+ crew? Oh, I meant 90 BEHEADED 4+ heads.... *twisted* Actually, my ships are all regular pirate ships (the good ships). I also only behead 4+ crews, I let other crews try to swim for their lives in the ocean, better than no hope! I predict a friendship is to come from our aliance...Aharg! Ahhhhhh excellent! You have done well Grevious! Could it be that you had annhilated the 4+ Pirates before even joining this war? Captain Starwars4J hasn't been spotted in over a week now and I'm beginning to suspect he's been destroy or cowered into retirement.
Lost Viking Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Same with the French, they seem to have fallen out of battle.
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 14, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 14, 2005 Shall we declare the 4+ Pirates to be defeated then? It seems Greybeard has slaughtered them? Perhaps we should create a poll and vote. Just in case someone has seen them.
Starwars4J Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 Argh! How bout you aly with me! The decendant of the great Greybeard! Ah yes, Greybeard could cream Redbeard's butt with both arms tied behind his back at the age of 83! Thus, he was named Greybead, and I, his son, will take his rightful place! Me booty is already taking up a whole tavern! Oh, and did I mention I have at least 75 Skulls Eye Schooners, 50 Black Seas Baracudas, and 95 4+ pirate heads? Aharg! Who the hell do ya think ya are?! I be the only pirate sailn' THESE waters, matey. And with such a laughably small fleet, yer no threat. yel see whatever god you pray to soon enough anyway! bwahahahaha Now then, time to continue pillaging those smaller nations, and building up me fleet even more! Soon, soon yel all see the bounty o' me work! And PHES! Take that abomination outta yer sig RIGHT NOW! It's an insult to think we could ever be defeated by Imperials!
Zarkan Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 And just who do ya think you are, Redbearder? I think you forgot just who started this war and who's in charge! (not me, though it would be cool! )Stop ordering us all around, ya puny decendant, you ain't the only pirate in the seas anymore! Why, your fleet is 4+! Oh, and did I mention Mr. phes is with me in our new aliance? Yes, I already am now part of the Spanish Inqusition. Aharg!
Starwars4J Posted December 14, 2005 Posted December 14, 2005 And just who do ya think you are, Redbearder? I think you forgot just who started this war and who's in charge! (not me, though it would be cool! )Stop ordering us all around, ya puny decendant, you ain't the only pirate in the seas anymore! Why, your fleet is 4+! Oh, and did I mention Mr. phes is with me in our new aliance? Yes, I already am now part of the Spanish Inqusition. Aharg! I think yer quite a bit misinformed there. I forgot who started this war?! *I* started ths war with Phes, and *I* will be the one who ends it! And no, me fleet isn't 4+, I only use those ships as canon fodder for me true fleet. Use 'em all as shields so the enemy wastes its ammo on em, then come in from behind and hammer the opposition to the sea floor! From what I saw, cap'n Phes wasn't with you in the alliance, but you're with him! You're a late-comer Graybeard, stand down a'fore you see who yer up against. Now run along kiddie, and hide behind yer imperial dogs, and leave the pillaging to the TRUE pirates!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 15, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 15, 2005 And PHES! Take that abomination outta yer sig RIGHT NOW! It's an insult to think we could ever be defeated by Imperials! For a mintue there it seemed you were all but dead! It looks like Greybeard got to some of yer fleet and had some fun while you were busy hiding!
Starwars4J Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 And PHES! Take that abomination outta yer sig RIGHT NOW! It's an insult to think we could ever be defeated by Imperials! For a mintue there it seemed you were all but dead! It looks like Greybeard got to some of yer fleet and had some fun while you were busy hiding! I already told ya, I just use the 4+ fleet as canon fodder! the body of me fleet is all classic pirate. and I never hide, I've been busy gathering old grey from the smaller nations of the world, which, as you'll soon see, have the greatest bounty!
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 15, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 15, 2005 You can't fool us! If you were so reliant on 4+ Pirate ships then you wouldn't have demanded that I remove that "abomination" from my signature! You realise you are doomed! :^D
Starwars4J Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 You can't fool us! If you were so reliant on 4+ Pirate ships then you wouldn't have demanded that I remove that "abomination" from my signature! You realise you are doomed! :^D They're a PART of our fleet! And I haven't even thrown them at you yet you rascal! Trust me, you'll know when I do *twisted*
Governor Mister Phes Posted December 15, 2005 Author Governor Posted December 15, 2005 Yeah, I'll know alright! They so bulbous and slow my ships will have destroyed them within seconds and be taking out the rest of your fleet minutes after that. Too bad Captain Greybeard has already taken out a great quantity of the 4+ Pirates.
Starwars4J Posted December 15, 2005 Posted December 15, 2005 Yeah, I'll know alright! They so bulbous and slow my ships will have destroyed them within seconds and be taking out the rest of your fleet minutes after that.Too bad Captain Greybeard has already taken out a great quantity of the 4+ Pirates. I've said this before, and I'll say it again! You'll soon see the result o' me labor! just cause I'm quite, doesn't mean I'm dead, lad gwahaha
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