Isn't he good!

My kaleidoscopic moobs are irresistible to women. It's true

Poor Max! Just so you know, that meat cleaver has nothing to do with me. I reccomend you cauterise the wound by lightly sauteeing Max on a hot barbeque for 5 mins.

Arin is a frisky filly, isn't she? I think she's just doing it to save the pony... Schmelt Schmidt schcoresh!

It's true. I am very concerned about the pony. Right. The pony. Horses. Yes horses. You know that saying about being hung like.. oh nevermind... We aren't cooking the pony, right?

Look, it's a 1 x 4 rod and I'm really excited about it, OK?

That may have come out wrong. Let me try again: When I saw this rod I got really excited. Max showed us a picture of his rod before we left the train and said it was 4 studs long. This rod is an impressive 4 studs long and it looks just like Max's johnson. Sadly, Max broke his johnson. So I'm going to take this rod with me so I can give it to Max and see if he can replace his johnson with it and stick it in the train. Make sense now? Desperate times call for desperate johnson insertion. It may just have to work in the end.

Just be careful if you try to install a johnson of that size, you could damage the recepticle. As Brakes and I discovered yesterday, the real secret to getting things to slide in place is lube. We've got some left over if you need it.

As for working in the end, yes, that's the idea.

Just be careful if you try to install a johnson of that size, you could damage the recepticle. As Brakes and I discovered yesterday, the real secret to getting things to slide in place is lube. We've got some left over if you need it.

As for working in the end, yes, that's the idea.

See? It's all very simple. If we bring everything back we can lube up Max's rod and he stick it wherever he pleases. With consent, of course.

OK, how much further can we take it?

Just be careful if you try to install a johnson of that size, you could damage the recepticle. As Brakes and I discovered yesterday, the real secret to getting things to slide in place is lube. We've got some left over if you need it.

I have to say, I'm finding this mystery most educational. Before today, I would never have known a johnson from a rod if it slapped me right in the face! It's great to see The Brickster so dedicated to improving our general knowledge in this way

Yes, Arin. The pony is safe... for the moment

OK, how much further can we take it?

Depends on how big the opening is.

Ponies, Lube, Johnson Rods - this conversation is definately going to the dogs!

Ponies, Lube, Johnson Rods - this conversation is definately going to the dogs!

Rut roh!

What about the pussies?

I would never have known a johnson from a rod if it slapped me right in the face!

There's a very subtle difference in the post-slap sting.

What about the pussies?

Now you had to cross that line.

Good job you Farm guys are picking all this info up! You will be well-versed to deliver the calves from that enormously pregnant cow when you finally get out into the fields

Good job you Farm guys are picking all this info up! You will be well-versed to deliver the calves from that enormously pregnant cow when you finally get out into the fields

Honestly, if I end up being wrong about this johnson rod, I'm going to be enormously disappointed.

Honestly, if I end up being wrong about this johnson rod, I'm going to be enormously disappointed.

Have some faith, it may be hard but I'm sure things will work out in the end as long as we keep pounding at it.

Have some faith, it may be hard but I'm sure things will work out in the end as long as we keep pounding at it.

You know, I think I know my own limits, thank you. I'll tell you when to stop and if you don't listen you're going to get your megablocks kicked.

Oh, oops. Flashback.

In any case, the mystery continues, this time with Max during his climb up the dark stairs.

Dammit TheBrickster, I never climbed the stairs. Look at this post:

Anyway, if there is 2 of them already up there, I'll come back down. *comes back down the few stairs he climbed*

Anyway, I'll grin and bare it. How much sleep will it take to regain those precious life points?

Anyway, I'll grin and bare it. How much sleep will it take to regain those precious life points?

I'm pretty sure it'll be one good night's sleep on the American Time Zone's midnight to 8 am.

Dammit TheBrickster, I never climbed the stairs.

Believe me, I had to read this one a few times to figure out who went up.

Based on both of the following messages, I would say that you went up at least a few stairs. When you turned around to go back down, you were nailed.

It helps when people are very specific about their actions, then I can better interpret what had occured after a few posts.

Give us a yell when you're at the top ok? And I'll follow 3 meters behind.

Anyway, if there is 2 of them already up there, I'll come back down. *comes back down the few stairs he climbed*

Believe me, I had to read this one a few times to figure out who went up.

Based on both of the following messages, I would say that you went up at least a few stairs. When you turned around to go back down, you were nailed.

It helps when people are very specific about their actions, then I can better interpret what had occured after a few posts.

Ok, but you're still a meanie.

I really can't imagine who tried to kill me. And why? But I think I'm discovering something: TheBrickster wants out with the team leaders. First he tries to kill Herman, now me - although Brakes isn't the leader...

And I thought you said I couldn't be of use in Group 1. Below is my argument statement:

Good question Pete. You've got a sharp eye for detail. Most would think that these parts are interchangeable, but only someone that has a train engineering background specializing in proprietary parts would truly know. They look pretty similar to me, but I don't know for sure.

Meh, I'm having a great time with this game. Thanks again for running it mate.

Sandy, don't shoot Lego12, shoot Zepher.

Sorry I haven't posted, I've got to read the 6D thread, I was out at a gig last night with my band, so couldn't post.

Gotta catch up! I HATE GMT time!

~A.S.

Sandy, don't shoot Lego12, shoot Zepher.

I'll shoot all the creepy townies, the culprit must be among them. The other two will be unfortunate casualties.

PS. I'm of course just joking, this isn't a game topic so I'm trusting my sayings here don't count as actions.

I'll shoot all the creepy townies, the culprit must be among them. The other two will be unfortunate casualties.

PS. I'm of course just joking, this isn't a game topic so I'm trusting my sayings here don't count as actions.

Don't shoot me, I complimented you on your wedding dress.

My character needs a hand carrying Max, come on, people! Help!

Don't shoot me, I complimented you on your wedding dress.

My character needs a hand carrying Max, come on, people! Help!

Sorry, my character is going a bit berserk, but you can trust me for being level-headed. I won't shoot until I'm certain of the culprit.

Now, if only TheBrickster would deliver us from this dead-lock situation...

I agree...

Sandy, don't shoot Lego12, shoot Zepher.

I don't see a grin or a tounge smile.

Lorraine and I were together. At the top of the stairs. Te Conducter was going up the stairs. He turned. Who was behind him. Mark, you and George. You saw that Mark didn't throw it, and vice versa. Now, it is of course possible that one of you froze time and moved to put the cleaver in his chest, but since I can detect those things I know it didn't happen. Which leave... George.

Er, I don't mean to interfere, but if "te" Conducter was walking up the stairs, then he was facing you, which means that you'd be behind him once he turned around. Which "leave" you.