*To passengers* Umm, I have a bad feeling about this town, I think we should all stay on the train like the staff have suggested. There is just something not quite... right about these people. Perhaps we should lock the doors?

Lock the doors 'n load the shotguns! ......Oh wait they aren't zombies...Well I could use Charlies help with the engine...THATS ALL! *loads shotgun* (I have a shotgun? )

Woo! Willoughby Spring Break!

Break out your string vests and Abba combilations, it's time for a leetle holiday, Schmelt-style!

Is there a beach around here? Come on, let's celebrate!

Uhh.....Nice outfit (Avatar)

(who doesnt like man-boobs...)

Hello all! Now I'll be stretching my legs across town straight to the pub! Join me if you wish!

Steve, have you sourced the problem with our train yet? I helped build the Emerald, so I know a few things about her - let me know when you need my help.

What's with all these townsfolk invading our train? Don't you have better things to do? Well since your here now, help me look for my die please.

OMINOUS!

I'm not stepping outside this train with a toe, nuh-uh! In fact, I'm in favor of loading the shotgun, if someone here has it.

Hello folks! I'm Jeb McFarlin. I'm an old farmer of this so-called town.

This must be one of the most beautiful trains I've ever seen! You guys are so lucky!

Steve, have you sourced the problem with our train yet? I helped build the Emerald, so I know a few things about her - let me know when you need my help.

Not yet. Although I think it has something to do with misplaced coal like i said earlier.

OMINOUS!

I'm not stepping outside this train with a toe, nuh-uh! In fact, I'm in favor of loading the shotgun, if someone here has it.

I think we have a shotgun.....

Not yet. Although I think it has something to do with misplaced coal like i said earlier.

I think we have a shotgun.....

I thought that was a shotgun wedding, like the one Herman was trying to arrange with Eleanor, once he wakes up from under the daffodils.

So does that mean that the builder of the train will know where all the secret passages, hidden compartments, and portraits with eyes that follow you around the room will be? Perhaps he should share these secrets. I think we all deserve to know... We were planning to search the train before this abrupt detour ruined that idea... Coincidence... Or something more sinister?

This must be one of the most beautiful trains I've ever seen! You guys are so lucky!

I do hope you're not considering stealing it...

No, not at all! Why would I steal it? I don't even know how to drive a steam engine!

*whispers to Arin*

Oh my god, we've stopped at a village of overly friendly hillbillies who are too eager to introduce themselves and show us pictures from their photo albums! We're doomed...

*whispers to Eleanor*

Oh my god, you are crazy.

Hello fine people from Willoughby. I don't think we are allowed to get off the train right now so perhaps we can go to the pub later. Jeb, do you have any horses? I like horses. Shotgun? I know how to use a gun and strongly believe in my right to bear arms.

*pokes Herman* HERMAN! WAKE UP! Why are we letting him sleep? He could have a head injury... OHHH

Not yet. Although I think it has something to do with misplaced coal like i said earlier.

What does that mean? How do you misplace coal - you were with Mark Williams in the loco right? Did he put coal in the wrong place? Intentionally? Where is Mark?

So does that mean that the builder of the train will know where all the secret passages, hidden compartments, and portraits with eyes that follow you around the room will be? Perhaps he should share these secrets. I think we all deserve to know... We were planning to search the train before this abrupt detour ruined that idea... Coincidence... Or something more sinister?

I'm just as unsure about this sudden stop as you are.

And there aren't any hidden doors etc - this is a train.

Im not sure what the problem is of yet, It may take awhile to repair though.... I could use some help. *looks at brakes*

But it appears to be a problem with misplaced coal

Hey Steve, apologises for my late appearance. The sudden halt had made me kind of giddy. I will head over to the engine and help you diagnose the situation and at the same time, I need to inspect the brakes too. Let me take a look at the coal too. Meanwhile, the rest of the passengers could take a short tour around this town, if you wish to alight.

What does that mean? How do you misplace coal - you were with Mark Williams in the loco right? Did he put coal in the wrong place? Intentionally? Where is Mark?

Umm, I've never been to the engine. I didn't think I was allowed.

I'm so confused, some staff are telling us not to leave the train no matter what, others are telling us to go have a look around town. May we disembark or not? Will somebody just give me a straight answer please!?

I'm so confised, some staff are telling us not to leave the rain no matter what, others are telling us to go have a look around town. May we disembark or not? Will somebody just give me a straight answer please!?

That's funny. Anyway, Max had the final said since he is the train conductor. We can only make recommendations, but I don't see why you guys wanted to stay in here, when we are trying to fix up the engine and the coal problem.

My final call is - you may go ahead and get off the train. AT YOUR OWN RISK. And when we fix the train, we'll blow the whistle and wait 30 minutes. And if you don't come, then you miss the train. So your decision...

Well isn't since a sight for sore eyes! The train hasn't stopped in Willoughby for a long time, let alone carrying visitors, so please understand our enthusiasm.

My name is William Brown, and I'm the mayor of this quaint little town. Please feel free to call me Willy.

Please don't hesitate to hop out for a bit and stretch your legs. Willoughby may be small, but I'm sure you'll find her a peaceful place to relax and get a drink.

Can't we lock the doors?

*whispers to Arin*

Oh my god, we've stopped at a village of overly friendly hillbillies who are too eager to introduce themselves and show us pictures from their photo albums! We're doomed...

You don't seem to understand the concept of whispering.

Woo! Willoughby Spring Break!

Break out your string vests and Abba combilations, it's time for a leetle holiday, Schmelt-style!

Is there a beach around here? Come on, let's celebrate!

Abba? Oh no, these isn't a Swedish town, is it? Gross.

Hello folks! I'm Jeb McFarlin. I'm an old farmer of this so-called town.

This must be one of the most beautiful trains I've ever seen! You guys are so lucky!

All right. Where's the sailor and the indian?

*pokes Herman* HERMAN! WAKE UP! Why are we letting him sleep? He could have a head injury... OHHH

I'm awake, thanks for your concern. But don't worry *points to stomach* my head is just fine.

*graduates from the Eleanor School of Whispering*

You know, Arin-I think you may be the smartest person on this train. So, what do you think happened with the engine?

Oh yes, I would like a Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich, no crusts please.

My final call is - you may go ahead and get off the train. AT YOUR OWN RISK. And when we fix the train, we'll blow the whistle and wait 30 minutes. And if you don't come, then you miss the train. So your decision...

Good idea. Hey, don't you think it'd be clever if MTV had a commercial that was a three-dimensional letter V filled with water and then being emptied? Then it would be an Emp-Ty V. Get it? What's so special about this town? ABBA lives here? What?

Jeb, do you have any horses? I like horses.

Yes! I have 2 horses on the farm.

All right. Where's the sailor and the indian?

I think the sailor is at sea and the indian...Well..He's in his tipi!

I think the sailor is at sea and the indian...Well..He's in his tipi!

Tipi? I voted for Tippecanoe and Tyler too, consarnit! Wait, what did I just say?

My final call is - you may go ahead and get off the train. AT YOUR OWN RISK. And when we fix the train, we'll blow the whistle and wait 30 minutes. And if you don't come, then you miss the train. So your decision...

I just wanted to point out to those whom had intentions to alight. Do inform of the Staff of your whereabouts. Max and the rest will be taking note of that, while me, Steve and the rest are doing the repairs.

I just wanted to point out to those whom had intentions to alight. Do inform of the Staff of your whereabouts. Max and the rest will be taking note of that, while me, Steve and the rest are doing the repairs.

Vell, I vant to explore. Even if I only get as far as the end of the platform. I am sure the townspeople will welcome me with open... arms, and who knows what delicious foodstuffs I can find for our passengers. I think I already heard somebody mention something about a horse?

Dynamic movement: off the train

Vell, I vant to explore. Even if I only get as far as the end of the platform. I am sure the townspeople will welcome me with open... arms, and who knows what delicious foodstuffs I can find for our passengers. I think I already heard somebody mention something about a horse?

What is this accent? Where are you from? Is Schmelt a family name?

Dynamic movement: off the train

OK, later friend! Bye! Have fun! Bring souvenirs! Don't forget to check out the Eifell Tower!

I think I already heard somebody mention something about a horse?

Hey! Don't even think about it! But I have some cows that need to be killed and sold to the food industry...You can have one!

Since we're clearly allowed to leave the train, the ban on dynamic movement must be lifted. Therefore, I'd like to dynamically move back to my cabin to lock the door then quickly shower and change before coming back here to consider leaving the train.

Abba? Oh no, these isn't a Swedish town, is it? Gross.

Looking out the window I would have sworn I saw a Great Dane, so I'm not sure, but we might be in the neighbourhood.

Looking out the window I would have sworn I saw a Great Dane, so I'm not sure, but we might be in the neighbourhood.

I think you're a witch...or probably a heretic although I'm not sure the difference.

Hello there,

My names Lorraine Bailey, but my friends call me Big Rig, as I love driving trucks.

You seem to be in a spot of bother. I've a flask of tea with me. Care for some?

~A.S.