Shadows Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 Good luck, guys! I hear Johnson Rods can often be found in holes, so you might get lucky! Others begin to climb down... Not me or Brakes. Nuh uh.
Darth_Legois Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 Good luck, guys! I hear Johnson Rods can often be found in holes, so you might get lucky! Not me or Brakes. Nuh uh. Yes... in all types of holes... (Will the Johnson Rod joke ever end?! , Lets hope not.... )] I'm still going to stay up here..which is hopefully safer.
WesternOutlaw Posted June 2, 2009 Author Posted June 2, 2009 David climbs down into the shaft to catch up with Pete and Hans. Pete shines the flashlight into the tunnel, and the two and 1/2 men procede to walk carefully. Cobwebs cling to the damp walls and the light sound of dripping water can be heard in the distance. drip... drip... drip...
Izzy Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 Ahhhh a spider! *jumps onto Pete's back still screaming like a little girl* A spider... a spider.... *realises what he has just done and jumps down* Uh hem... I was just.. er... I ... What are you all standing around for? Well? Well? Keep moving.
Adam Posted June 2, 2009 Posted June 2, 2009 Two - and a half men?! *puts finger on nose, followed by...* Hey! Girly pansies up there! How long ago did you give away your manhood?! Aww, what the heck. Those two are complete wusses, I'm sure they could never find a Johnson rod in a hole. I guess I'll jest stand here doin' nothing. Ahhhh a spider! *jumps onto Pete's back still screaming like a little girl* A spider... a spider.... *realises what he has just done and jumps down* Uh hem... I was just.. er... I ... I know you're the Gaylord, but really...
WesternOutlaw Posted June 3, 2009 Author Posted June 3, 2009 The tunnel continues leading into darkness...
Shadows Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Two - and a half men?! *puts finger on nose, followed by...* Hey! Girly pansies up there! How long ago did you give away your manhood?! Aww, what the heck. Those two are complete wusses, I'm sure they could never find a Johnson rod in a hole. I guess I'll jest stand here doin' nothing. At least we're 2 men, you three are 2 1/2, and I bet I know which one is 1/2, and it isn't Gaylord. Maybe Brakes and I will whip out the big hoses and fill your tunnel until you drown. How 'bout them apples, huh Petey?
Adam Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 At least we're 2 men, you three are 2 1/2, and I bet I know which one is 1/2, and it isn't Gaylord. Maybe Brakes and I will whip out the big hoses and fill your tunnel until you drown. How 'bout them apples, huh Petey? How do you know you're two men? Where's the Johnson rod, Grease? I pity the foo' that messes with me!
WhiteFang Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Maybe Brakes and I will whip out the big hoses and fill your tunnel until you drown. How 'bout them apples, huh Petey? We are much safer up here. Better be careful of what you guys are stepping on. It's very dark in there. I wonder if there is enough oxygen down there.
WesternOutlaw Posted June 3, 2009 Author Posted June 3, 2009 The tunnel final ends at a tall ladder that leads up into the ceiling.
Izzy Posted June 3, 2009 Posted June 3, 2009 Beings to climb the ladder *carefully checking each rung before putting any weight on it* Keep the torch shining up here, you hear me. If a spider gets on me I'll fall off the ladder and you'll both get squashed.
WesternOutlaw Posted June 4, 2009 Author Posted June 4, 2009 David climbs the ladder slowly with Hans close behind. After several minutes and steps upward, they begin to see light toward the top of the ladder. A small grated vent (large enough for one to pass through) separates them from the warm sunshine.
Shadows Posted June 4, 2009 Posted June 4, 2009 Hmmm... well, they're stuck inside the tunnel and the sunshine is visible, so that means I should be able to walk outside and follow a path in the general direction of the tunnel until I reach the grate. Come on, Brakes, let's go! *walks off, carefully watching every step, until he reaches the grate*
WhiteFang Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 Hmmm... well, they're stuck inside the tunnel and the sunshine is visible, so that means I should be able to walk outside and follow a path in the general direction of the tunnel until I reach the grate.Come on, Brakes, let's go! *walks off, carefully watching every step, until he reaches the grate* Sure thing. It's time to strench those muscles. Be sure not to step anything nasty. I couldn't want to find a bear trap lying somewhere in those bushes.
Izzy Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 *Climbs to the top of the ladder and reaches up to move the grate*
Shadows Posted June 5, 2009 Posted June 5, 2009 *Climbs to the top of the ladder and reaches up to move the grate* *sees a hand reaching up out of the ground in the distance* ZOMBIES! Oh, it's just Gaylord. I knew that.
WesternOutlaw Posted June 5, 2009 Author Posted June 5, 2009 The others catch up with David and Hans as David lifts the grate. They climb out of the shaft realizing that they are beneath the main street area. They can see a hotel, a municipal-type building, and an old wooden structure that looks like the Constable's Office across the street.
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