Emperor Claudius Rome Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 Whether it be cheesy or good, post it here. My personal favourite: On a pirate ship, the lookout boy yells "Captain, 2 ships of port bow". The captain says "Quick first mate, get me red sweater". So the first mate gets it and they fight. After they sink the enemy ships, the first mate asks "Captain, why do you always wear a red sweater when we fight?". The captain awsered "So if I get hit, you won't know and you'll all keep fighting". So the following day the lookout boy says "Captain, 30 ship fleet of port bow" the captain said "Quick first mate, fetch me brown pants" A classic Quote
Natman8000 Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 Actually, that was the only pirate joke I know. But I'll make one up now, that is really immature and dumb. "where do pirates releave them selves? In the poop deck. That was so bad. Quote
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted June 14, 2009 Author Posted June 14, 2009 That was okay natman. Good try Quote
lego fox Posted June 14, 2009 Posted June 14, 2009 I don't know eney jokes as of yet but I do know of a funney song thats about pirates. Just go to http://www.playlist.com/ and if your a member log in but if your not sign up it's totaly free, exsept if you try to dounlood song to your computer. Then go to serch for song or artist and look up The Last Sackatchewan Pirate by The Arrogant Worms. to lisen just press the play arrow. I think you'll all get a laff. And you mite as well lissen to some of there other songs. But a heds up some of the cumputers I've tride lisinnig to my play list on woodent werk. I'm not shore why, it alwase hapend at school so it mite have benn blocked. but that dosent exsplain why it did werk on others even in the same. And from my persannal exsperyens this site is compleetly inisent and I've never had eney problems with it at all so injoy. Quote
Tom Bricks Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 (edited) Here is my favorite: Q: What are pirates favorite kind of socks? A: ARRRgyle Edited June 15, 2009 by Tom Bricks Quote
Captain Zuloo Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 How much do pirate earings cost? About a buck an ear! Quote
Stauder Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 A Pirate walks into a bar with a parrot on shis shoulder. The barman asks "Where did you get that?!" "At the fort! They where givin em away!" replyed the parrot. Stauder. Quote
SlyOwl Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 What happened when Blackbeard met Bluebeard? They got marooned. This belongs in Community Quote
Stauder Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 What happened when Blackbeard met Bluebeard?They got marooned. This belongs in Community You mean Blackbeard met Redbeard? You color blind skelly you! Stauder. Quote
SlyOwl Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 You mean Blackbeard met Redbeard? You color blind skelly you!Stauder. Bluebeard and Redbeard, you colour blind toaster, you! Heck, what colour is maroon? Quote
Stauder Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Bluebeard and Redbeard, you colour blind toaster, you! Heck, what colour is maroon? The colour Stauder writes in is maroon. What you mixed there is now purple. Stauder. Quote
Izzy Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Who need to tell jokes when you two color blind 'toasters' are going on like that! What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs? A Rookie! Quote
YG-49 Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 I've got the cheesiest one ever! What type of movies do Pirates always see? Ones that are rated ARRRR!!! And a teaser: Say this while holding your tongue and hear what you say. I spent my life on a Pirate ship, cleaning Lady's glasses. Quote
AwesomeStar Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Worst joke EVER: Why are Pirates Pirates? Because they ARRRRR!!! ~A.S. Quote
Stauder Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 I spent my life on a Pirate ship, cleaning Lady's glasses. Either I speak really clearly even with my tongue being held captive, or I just dun gettit. What's the pirate's wife's name? Peggy! A pirate with an eye patch seemed down at a bar. The bartender asked, "What's wrong?" The pirate replied, "Arrrgh, they wanted me to be a teacher, but I only had one pupil!" Stauder. Quote
YG-49 Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Either I speak really clearly even with my tongue being held captive, or I just dun gettit. "I spent my life on a pile of (you know what) cleaning lady's @$$es" Quote
L-space Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 A pirate and his parrot walk into the "Shark's Head" "I'll have a rum" says the pirate, "and a coke" screams the parrot. They both drink it and again: "I'll have a rum" "and a coke" from the parrot. Next round: "One more rum" "and a coke" the parrot screams again. So the bartender says "If that parrot of yours keeps screaming I'll hammer him to the wall next to the shark's head!" Five minutes later: "One more rum", "and a coke". So the bartender takes a nail and hammer and puts the parrot up the wall next to the shark's head. The parrot looks aside and says: "did you order a coke too?" Quote
SlyOwl Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 The colour Stauder writes in is maroon. It's black And I told you, I'm colour blind... Quote
user Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Were does a pirate with a wooden leg work? I HOP! I made that one my self! Quote
Natman8000 Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 Were does a pirate with a wooden leg work?I HOP! I made that one my self! That was great! Bravo! Here is one- What is a crippled pirates favorite basketball move? A hook shot! Quote
Capt. Redblade Posted June 15, 2009 Posted June 15, 2009 What do you call a pirate woman with one leg? Ilene! (I lean) Quote
prateek Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 I've got the cheesiest one ever!What type of movies do Pirates always see? Ones that are rated ARRRR!!! And a teaser: Say this while holding your tongue and hear what you say. I spent my life on a Pirate ship, cleaning Lady's glasses. i heard on eone spongebob like that but it was: why wasnt bob allowed in the pirate movie? because it was rated ARRRR!!! A pirate and his parrot walk into the "Shark's Head""I'll have a rum" says the pirate, "and a coke" screams the parrot. They both drink it and again: "I'll have a rum" "and a coke" from the parrot. Next round: "One more rum" "and a coke" the parrot screams again. So the bartender says "If that parrot of yours keeps screaming I'll hammer him to the wall next to the shark's head!" Five minutes later: "One more rum", "and a coke". So the bartender takes a nail and hammer and puts the parrot up the wall next to the shark's head. The parrot looks aside and says: "did you order a coke too?" Quote
General Armendariz Posted June 16, 2009 Posted June 16, 2009 And I told you, I'm colour blind... We have something in common Im colored blind also Quote
gormadoc1 Posted June 19, 2009 Posted June 19, 2009 (edited) That was rather funny. I have two Jokes 'what do you call a snail on a ship...a snailer' and theres also 'whats a pirates favourate animal...an arrrdvark'. The arrdvark one always chokes me up. Edited June 19, 2009 by gormadoc1 Quote
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted June 19, 2009 Author Posted June 19, 2009 I saw that one in lego pirate misadventures. Quote
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