kids books.....

[crispen]

- real kid books that didnt make it: (these ARE real!)

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1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Food

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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funny.....

[Jipay]

ahah excellent. I wish I could meet the writters :-D

[Sarg_Kulo]

ROFL :-D

[sam89]

LOL :-D

I don't think they're real though, it's supposed to be a joke ;)

[crispen]

no, i dont think so. i think there real. *viki*

[Lost Viking]

Lol! But how do you know that they are real?

[blueandwhite]

While funny, this list has me feeling somewhat skeptical. This list is positively absurd. If there are actual authors behind these works, they are clearly hobbiests or casual writers looking for a laugh. First and foremost, both Garfield (the cat), and Curious George (the monkey) are still protected by copyright. There is no way that Jim Davis (Garfield's creator), or the Rey estate would have anything to do with "Garfield gets Feline Lukemia" or "Curious George and the Electric Fence".

The fact is, these titles are too absurd to be considered 'real' rejections. Seems more like teen humor than anything. Still, its an amusing list. Did you write it yourself, or did you get it from a friend?

Later.

[Kikuichimonji]

Did a quick google search on this. They were part of a Washington Post contest.. At least some of them. Link here.

I also found some more funny stuff like this over here.

[Ecto]

Obvious fakes, but funny... |-D

[Supreme Oompa Loompa]

I'm going to take one or two of those...and make it the title of a song

Thanks for the inspiration dude!