Milan Posted November 4, 2009 Posted November 4, 2009 ...map that shows the most efficient route to the lair of their Nemesis. But mark screamed: Wait, you are doing all wrong...and you are not using SNOT...if I sent you, you should know how to use it...Oh no, you are not the one I sent...you are...you are....... Quote
Mission Commander Posted November 4, 2009 Posted November 4, 2009 A rabbit! Mark yelled. Then the terminator... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 4, 2009 Author Posted November 4, 2009 A rabbit! Mark yelled. Then the terminator... ...all of a sudden disappeared, leaving the very confused Mark to... Quote
nintha Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 Gasp. He thought about what he was going to eat tonight with the thought of hotdogs which had entered his mind earlier. Then he heard a... Quote
Rick Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 ... loud scream, followed by a rattling noise very familiar to Mark. When he looked the other way, he saw it was his girl friend Mary. On the floor lay his Lego Millennium Falcon, that he just spent the past three nights building, in thousands of pieces. 'What made you drop my Millennium Falcon?', Mark cried out. Mark didn't have to wait long for an answer, because when he turned around he was faced with... Quote
Milan Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 ... a Birthday party, he turned 16!!!... Happy 16th B-Day, Dennimator!!! Quote
badboytje88 Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 (edited) and was now allowed to drink alcohol (that is if he lives in holland ) So he ran to his dads liquer cabinet and took a bottle of... Edited November 5, 2009 by badboytje88 Quote
Commodore_Norrington Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 ....vodka and gin to celebrate it, but suddenly.... Quote
Rick Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 (edited) ... he heard the sound of what appeared to be guinea pigs biting on Lego pieces. Mark didn't think twice and... Edited November 5, 2009 by Rick Quote
The Crazy One Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 ...and dived in to save his Lego. Suddenly... Quote
Milan Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 ...He run chaotically to the pigs, pass them and pour Gin in the glass! Ahhh, the joy of the alcohol... Quote
Eskallon Posted November 5, 2009 Posted November 5, 2009 ... but then a swarm arrived, but before they began to chew some lego, a meteor crashed into the planet and Mark... Quote
nintha Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Sarted sobbing hysterically as it hit exactly in his lego room , destroying almost every peice in his collection except for his prized... Quote
Mission Commander Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 His vintage UCS naboo star fighter. When he picked it up he said... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 (edited) ..."My most prized set survived..." with a small inch of hope in his body, However, when another, very small, meteor crashed on his UCS Naboo Fighter, he realised... Thanks Milan. @badboytje88: I wanna move to Holland... In Sweden we´re allowed to drink when we´re 18, but we aren´t allowed to buy any alcohol until we´re 21... Edited November 6, 2009 by Dennimator Quote
Rick Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 ... that - even though the little meteor was on a collision course with his Naboo fighter - it never actually got hit. Instead the meteor was shredded into millions of little pieces right before impact. Just when Mark realized that the fighter's crew must have shot down the meteor, the fighter started moving in his hands and... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 ... that - even though the little meteor was on a collision course with his Naboo fighter - it never actually got hit. Instead the meteor was shredded into millions of little pieces right before impact. Just when Mark realized that the fighter's crew must have shot down the meteor, the fighter started moving in his hands and... ..he heard a thin voice say "Use the Force, Mark." The Naboo Fighter suddenly grew bigger and bigger until it was in human scale, and he saw a shadowy figure in a hood and cape stepping out of it. The hooded figure stepped into the light of a streetlight, and Mark saw that the man was.... Quote
Commodore_Norrington Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 ...Qui Gon Jin, his beloved uncle. "what are you doing here uncle?" asked Mark. Quote
Dennimator Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 (edited) ..."I have came to help you learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi Knight to save the lego in the world. You are The Chosen One, nobody else can stop all the lego from being destroyed. You see, when someone who adores bricks dies, his spirit goes into a minifig. Lego lovers become lego figs, and Megabloks lovers becomes either Megabloks minifigs, or monsters built out of lost or thrown away lego bricks." Mark said, "A J-jedi Knight? B-but... But how... A bit long, I know, sorry. I was drawn into the story. Edited November 6, 2009 by Dennimator Quote
Rick Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 "Strong the force in you is. Teach you use the force against evil guinea pigs, I will", he heard from behind his uncle. Mark couldn't oppress his laughter when he saw a little fragile creature emerging from the Naboo fighter. But before he could dry his moist eyes, ... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 ...he realised that the soft carpet he was standing on started moving. When he looked down, he saw... a few hundred pairs of black guinea pig eyes staring at him. Then the "carpet" started attacking him, chewing his toes and legs. "Heeelp!!" he screamed desperately, when Yoda... Quote
Eskallon Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 ... came out and said, there is a reason why you have a gun on your bed, shoot them you must and... Quote
Tereglith Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 ...for appearance sake, a few of them into the air lift with the force, to with your lightsaber slice apart. Epic, this will be, if done correctly it is. The first part of your training, consider this, herh herh herh!" Mark leapt for the bed, his hand outstretched for the revolver, but... Yay! An action scene! Last year's was a bit too incoherent for my taste, there was never any epicness in it. Quote
Dennimator Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 ...it wasn´t there! Mary was running towards the guinea pigs with the gun in her hands. "Use your lightsaber Mark, let me handle the gun", she said. "But I don´t have a lightsab... Mark began to say, but simultaneously Qui-Gon gave him a blue lightsaber. "How am I supposed to get my training", Mark said instead. Yoda just shook his head and said "Trust the Force you must". "Okay", Mark said, "but... Na, I liked last years´, maybe ´cause my sigfig was in the story. I´m still redoing it in pics.^^ Quote
Zorro Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 "But can't I just use Zorro's sabre instead?" "Zorro always wins from the bad guys while the Jedi get their megablocks kicked nearly all the time" Yoda suddenly got a weird impression on his face and said:"... Quote
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