nintha Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 Came a Star Trek nerd dressed up a s a klingon holding every Star trek episode ever. "Noooooooo!!!" Mark yelled falling to his knees. Just then Yoda leaped through the air igniting his light saber, cutting the Star Trek nerd in half. "It had to be done." Yoda said. Everybody agreed and then the next hologram appered. 100 women appered. But they were all Twilight fans and Tereglith was in the middle of them screaming... Sorry Star Trek fans but "It had to be done.".Can some one tell me what is so good or bad about Twilight? And can someone add me into the story, if not I could try and add it in? Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 ..."CHAAAARGE!!" Eskallon said, "Wait, I can use my magic powers to find a suitable weapon". However, Eskallons magic backfired upon himself, turning him into a hot dog and bringing back all the sith lords and - a strange looking guy named nintha. "Wen need to get through these huuuge glass doors to get to Legoville, Mark said. "Use the Force, you must" said Yoda. "Okay", Mark said, used the Force to lift Yoda up in the air, and bash him through the window. "Come on guys, let´s go inside!" he screamed, but just as they were running towards the Yoda-shaped hole... Sorry, don´t know anything about Twilight. Quote
Eskallon Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 ... Wait saif the talking hotdog, turn me back. Oh ok replied a weird person called Erdberries. He wacked eskallon with his ice cream and suddenly eskallon was back... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 ...however, this time like a giant strawberry-shaped ice-cream. "Oh, great" Eskallon said, "why did you whack me with the ice cream? Could things get worse?" He was just about to get answered on that question, as he saw the guinea pigs run hungrily towards him. "Turn me back!!!" he yelled, and with another whack he turned into... Quote
Eskallon Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 .... A big hammer, this time Hinckley hit him. Eskallon screamed "Help me you fools", and mark came running back dodging guini pigs. Mark asked eskallon "If I turn you back into a wizard will you teleport me to the weapon". Eskallon shouted back YES. So Eskallon was normal again and he teleportrd them all to the guini pig king and the king had the weapon in his hands, unfortunatly they were also surrounded by thousands of guini pigs... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 ...however, they were all sleeping, so Mark could easily snatch the weapon. However, when he teleported back, the weapon suddenly vanished. "What the.. It was fake!" he screamed. "Yes, use the Force, you must", Yoda said. "In the post office, it is. Go there now, you must." "Yeah, and the hundreds of guinea pigs blocking the path are not a problem for you? And the anti-teleport shields in the city? Qui-Gon answered him; "I think you have to... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) ... "And then what?" Mark said. "Get killed by all those little monsters? Are you sure you aren´t drunk?" Qui-Gon quickly hide the beer he was drinking. "Noo, nosh ash *hic* all." Mark sighed and tried to create a way through using the Force. He failed. "Concentrate, you must, or fail, you will." Mark tried again, using every bit of his power, and... Edited November 8, 2009 by Dennimator Quote
Rick Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 ... the sea of guinea pigs split before him. Towards him came on a rare yellow Lego bike, a postman. "In him, strong the force is", Yoda whispered. As he came cycling closer, Mark saw he was carrying something in his bag. "In the bag, ultimate weapon is", Yoda said. When he opened the bag, Mark couldn't believe his eyes, as he was looking at... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) ...a bent lightsaber hilt. He triggered it, and it was shining with a strong blue light that scared the guinea pigs away. On the bottom there was a big red button, which had the letters "Do Not Push". written on it. "Ooh, that must be the special weapon, Eskallon said, snatched the lightsaber from Mark and pushed the button. The ground started to shake and the sky turned red. A loud voice said: "You are not the Chosen One. You have now triggered the Apocalypse button, destroying all LEGO in the world. Countdown: Five minutes." "WHAT THE @#%¤ DONT YOU GET WITH 'DO NOT PUSH'?!?" nintha yelled, but Eskallon couldn´t answer him, as he instantly fell dead to the ground. "Yes! Our mission are complete! For every second now, you are all getting more and more drawn to the Dark side!" The Emperor, Maul and (chrome) Vader teleported to them, triggered their lightsabers and started to fight. Mark took the ultimate lightsaber from the ground where Eskallon had dropped it and triggered it just in time to deflect the Emperors Force Lightning. Yoda fought against Vader, and the drunk Qui-Gon against Maul. Mark dodged another Force Lightning, just in time to see Qui-Gon being sliced in half by Maul. "NOOOOOO!! UNCLE!!!" he screamed and charged in rage against Maul. ("4 minutes!") However, Sidious took this opportunity and struck the completely unprepared Mark with his lightning. BOOM! The Emperor had been hit by a falling tree. When mark looked around to see his saver he saw nintha with a laser gun in his hand, smiling satisfied. "This isn´t over yet, the Emperor said, and telkeported into the post office. "COME AND GET ME, BOY!" he yelled, and Mark ran towards the post office. ("3 minutes!") When he got there he ran into the post office, slicing anything that was in his way in half with his lightsaber, excluding minifigs. He ran all the way up to the attic, the 'Lost Letter' department, but he couldn´t see Sidious anywhere. "SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD!!!" he screamed. "Boo." he heard from behind. He quickly turned around, just to seel the emperor triggering his lightsaber and charging against him. "ARRRGHH!!" Mark yelled and with an incredible Force push he smashed the Emperor against the wall. "I can feel your anger. Use it, kill me with every last bit of your hate, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete." "NEVER!!!" Mark screamed. "I´LL NEVER JOIN YOU!" ("2 minutes") "Very well..." the Emperor said, "...Jedi. Then, you must... DIE!!!" He unleashed his Force Lightning as he screamed the last word, and... Time for the final battles of the story. ^^ Whoooa, now this is a long one. Edited November 8, 2009 by Dennimator Quote
Rick Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 ... struck Mark, who only partly deflected the impact, sending his lightsaber flying through the air. The ground below them started rumbling, and cracks started to emerge in the floors below their feet. The lightsaber fell through one of the cracks in the floor and hit a surprised Hinkley in the head who was still cluelessly walking around on the floor below. A certain walrus who is always at his side, didn't hesitate, picked up the lightsaber and rushed up to the attic. ("1 minute".) He came just in time to... Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 ...throw the lightsaber at Sidious, who was busy killing Mark. The lightsaber went through Sidious´chest, and he said, "It...is over. You can´t win. You... only have a few seconds left to live." Then his eyes became unfocused and his body slack. "10...9...8....7..." Mark then thought "The button!" He pulled out his lightsaber from Sidious´ body... "5..." He turned it upside down... "4..." He tried to push the button... "3..." It was stuck... "2..." He struggled with it.... "1..." He pushed the button. The whole world went white, and he couldn´t see or hear anything. "..............." "............................................" "........................................................................... ..." "...mark...wake up.......un-consc......" Mark heard his friends talk, but he couldn´t hear about what. It was like they were in a bubble. He slowly opened his eyes. His friends were standing around him. Vader and Maul were both dead, and everyone who had been controled by the guinea pigs were their normal selves. "Great, you was. Well, you did." "Oh no, not that annoying, green little furball", Mark muttered, but with a smile on his lips. "Leave, we all have to. Successful, our mission was." "Thanks to you", Mary said and kissed him. "How´s Qui-Gon?" Mark asked Yoda. Yoda´s face suddenly looked saddened. "Dead, he is. Moved into the Force, he has. Happy for him, you should be." Yoda, the Fighter and the EB members began to shrink.. or no, it was Mark and Mary who was growing. "Goodbye!" they all said, with smiles on their faces. Mark picked up the now lifeless plastic figures from his town Legoville. "I´ll never forget you guys", he said while a tear fell from his cheek. This is a perfect opportunity to end the story. If you want to end it, just write "The End" in the next post. Otherwise, just continue on the story. An ending here would be perfect IMO, but you decide. Quote
Eskallon Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 (edited) ... and we will never forget you Mark said the suddenly alive Eskallon, they all then shrinked back to lego figures and Mark looked up and saw an amazing sight. It was over he thought but he knew that one day he would come back, back to the lego world, back to the place he most loved and more importantly he would go back and see his friends. Mark looked up again and found himself in his room, on the floor all curled up with a Naboo fighter next to him. Mark thought what a wonderful world it is. The End Now, I just can't wait till next year when Mark will return to face the evil Buzz Lightyear and meet Eskallon again. Edited November 8, 2009 by Eskallon Quote
Tereglith Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 Thou hast besmirched my good name! If there were a twilight theme, I would be running towards it with a number of machine guns and maybe a nuke or two. Twilight is to fantasy what Santa Clause Conquers the Martians is to science fiction and Christmas movies. IT SUCKS. Plus, I wanted to hit some people with the cast-iron bat on my staff. Oh well, maybe next year. If you'd like to read about my sigfig's fascinating backgroiund, you can check out this action-packed excerpt from my novel (which is his origin). Now that the story is over, do you think that we could convert the topic into a true Bulwar-Lytton contest? Quote
Eskallon Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 Thou hast besmirched my good name! If there were a twilight theme, I would be running towards it with a number of machine guns and maybe a nuke or two. Twilight is to fantasy what Santa Clause Conquers the Martians is to science fiction and Christmas movies. IT SUCKS.Plus, I wanted to hit some people with the cast-iron bat on my staff. Oh well, maybe next year. If you'd like to read about my sigfig's fascinating backgroiund, you can check out this action-packed excerpt from my novel (which is his origin). Now that the story is over, do you think that we could convert the topic into a true Bulwar-Lytton contest? Im gonna read avout your sigfig later as my eyes are currently hurting. And please no Bulwar-Lytton contest. Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 Please no Bulwar-Lytton contest in this thread. Start a new one if you want too, though, but as I´m gonna take pics of this story, it would be too confusing with a new idea. Thanks. Quote
Eskallon Posted November 8, 2009 Posted November 8, 2009 Please no Bulwar-Lytton contest in this thread. Start a new one if you want too, though, but as I´m gonna take pics of this story, it would be too confusing with a new idea. Thanks. Ok, if you are gonna take pics, can you do my old style wizard gandalf avater and not this mad alien avater I have right now as that is for a mafia game. Quote
Dennimator Posted November 8, 2009 Author Posted November 8, 2009 Ok, please post a pic in this topic, so that I know what it looks like. If you´d rather PM me one, that works fine as well. Thanks. Quote
Eskallon Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Here is a small pic: I don't have a bigger pick on my computer so sorry about that but you can still see what parts he uses. Quote
Eskallon Posted November 9, 2009 Posted November 9, 2009 Ok, thanks. No hair/hat? Well if you have dumbledors grey hair then use that as hair, I do have that but can't find it so I decided to take pictures without it. Quote
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