Dannylonglegs Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Darling, I don't think that Diesel will know anything about books and stuff like that. I sure hope he is giving happiness to our daughter, DJ... Oh Will, thats not a very nice thing to say right infront of him. Our daughter chose him because she love him...
JimBee Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Hey folks. If we could all be patient for just a moment, we're docking the ferry. Oh ferry. I thought you said Fairy, Jackson. Wahoo Chili, you know? *Grips seat tightly* Hmm... Eh? Oh yes, finally we get to travel by sea. Just make sure those preliminary checks are accounted for. Hm. Ehh... uh, Jackson, was it? Uhh... I'm sor- I like you're attitude. And I, uh... wanted to... eh. Let's just get on with the show.
WhiteFang Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Oh Will, thats not a very nice thing to say right infront of him. Our daughter chose him because she love him... He didn't even said a simple hello to us... Perhaps, he is too engrossed with his own stuff...
Hinckley Posted December 23, 2009 Author Posted December 23, 2009 *Grips seat tightly*Hmm... Eh? Oh yes, finally we get to travel by sea. Just make sure those preliminary checks are accounted for. Hm. Ehh... uh, Jackson, was it? Uhh... I'm sor- I like you're attitude. And I, uh... wanted to... eh. Let's just get on with the show. Huh? I'm Hector. Jackson is the Tour Guide. Yo!
JimBee Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Huh? I'm Hector. Jackson is the Tour Guide. Yo! Was I talking to you, young man? No. I said what I meant an' I meant what I said. Hmph. *Grumbles about young people*
Dannylonglegs Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 He didn't even said a simple hello to us... Perhaps, he is too engrossed with his own stuff... It is true that he is treating us brusquely but try not to show your disaproval so blatently, at least for DJs sake...
Hinckley Posted December 23, 2009 Author Posted December 23, 2009 Was I talking to you, young man? No. I said what I meant an' I meant what I said. Hmph. *Grumbles about young people* What was that grumbly noise? Did the old man fart again?
WhiteFang Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 It is true that he is treating us brusquely but try not to show your disaproval so blatently, at least for DJs sake... Oh well. If it wasn't for our daughter, I will not be so kind to him with my words...
Zepher Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Blah blah blah blah. Is anything going to happen soon? I'm actually excited for this red moon thingy. Is that going down sound. Cause if not I'm going to be bored as hell with all you families talking about family junk, and our tour guide doing his tour stuff, and the ferry driver driving... can we just see the moon and then hit the road?
WesternOutlaw Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 (slapping Tattoo Hector on the back of the head) That's JOHNSON, not Jackson. If you keep it up, I'm going to start calling you Pedro. On a more related note, I have a sneaky hunch that this bus is heading for MYSTERY, and one of us may be a target for a most sinister MURDER. (ominous foreshadowing music plays in background) Does anyone have any more questions about Devil's Island or our mysterious passengers? (dynamically moves towards the bathroom)
Dannylonglegs Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 On a more related note, I have a sneaky hunch that this bus is heading for MYSTERY, and one of us may be a target for a most sinister MURDER.(dynamically moves towards the bathroom) Now, how could something as horrible as murder happen if you've confiscated all of the weapons on board *assumes we're on a boat ferry*
Hinckley Posted December 23, 2009 Author Posted December 23, 2009 Now, how could something as horrible as murder happen if you've confiscated all of the weapons on board *assumes we're on a boat ferry* *Thunder* *Lightning*
iamded Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 I hope all these storm clouds don't obscure our view. I don't know what I was thinking before, all that talk of shades and strange activity clouded my judgement. Confiscating weapons is just procedure, and is the right thing to do. And as he said, Fred has the equipment to deal with any dangerous animals that happen to pose a threat. I know the eclipse is the main attraction of the tour, but what sort of ancient historical buildings will we see? We will be seeing some, won't we?
Peppermint_M Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Blah blah blah blah. Is anything going to happen soon? I'm actually excited for this red moon thingy. Is that going down sound. Cause if not I'm going to be bored as hell with all you families talking about family junk, and our tour guide doing his tour stuff, and the ferry driver driving... can we just see the moon and then hit the road? Well, if taking me on a trip was so much trouble I would have gone on my own. Are we approaching the ferry yet? *considers chances of getting knife out from the safety locker*
Dragonator Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Well I'm glad we're all off to such a good start, although I can't say I'm happy about this weapon confiscation. I suppose it is only for the duration of the tour, but still, talk about customer service. Anyway, I am looking forward to getting to this temple and seeing this eclipse I've read so much about how it is a sight to behold. I may be a humble man with a humble job, but that doesn't mean I'm an idiot, so to speak. (whispers to Diesel)Hun, do you believe any of these myths, legends and bladibla those folks are talking about? It´s giving me the shivers, actually. Don't worry honey, I'm here for you if anything goes wrong. While I'm always interested by myths and such, I would like to see some evidence of them first before believing. I'm not really one for unconditional faith, as my local parish pastor, Father Clarence, can likely attest to. It is just a tour, try and enjoy yourself, despite those two crones over there. Speaking of which... Darling, I don't think that Diesel will know anything about books and stuff like that. I sure hope he is giving happiness to our daughter, DJ... Not to be impolite, but you can shut your face William, you know very well that I enjoy reading, particularly history and such, and DJ has a similar taste to me. At least I'm not some wild unexplained fanatic of certain temples like some people I know. Looks pointedly at William. He didn't even said a simple hello to us... Perhaps, he is too engrossed with his own stuff... Yeah, I wonder why? Oh well. If it wasn't for our daughter, I will not be so kind to him with my words... Touche old man, touche...
Hinckley Posted December 23, 2009 Author Posted December 23, 2009 The ferry boat hits a rough patch of sea and is momentarily thrown off course, jostling the bus. The weapons locker slams open. Fred stands quickly to secure it, but not before something falls out and rolls towards the back of the bus...
JimBee Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 I'd like to quickly stand up and rush towards the back of the bus before anyone else. *And look at what fell from the compartment
Peppermint_M Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 *Making in advance to the fallen object!* Is that my knife?! Not a very secure locker Mr Security. If anything happens to my stuff you'll be in for a lawsuit *evil glint* Hah!
Dragonator Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Goodness, talk about promising the security of our personal items. What is that object that rolled away there, someone grab it!
Zapper Brick Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 What's this with a falling object? Oh, sorry, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Sandy Sanders, Administrative Assasistant. You've already met Sheldon.
Zapper Brick Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Dibs on the falling weapon! Now wait just a minute, NOBODY is taking that weapon except security.
Ricecracker Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Now wait just a minute, NOBODY is taking that weapon except security. Who're you to tell me otherwise?
Zapper Brick Posted December 23, 2009 Posted December 23, 2009 Who're you to tell me otherwise? Hmph. SECURITY!!! Security, we have a megablocks here.
Hinckley Posted December 23, 2009 Author Posted December 23, 2009 Settle down dudes and ladies. I don't even see anything on the floor. You know? Nothing there...
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