Posted December 24, 200915 yr I made an Edward Cullen Christmas cookie today. Look at those luscious lips! Those sparkles! Those dreeeaamy golden eyes! Oooh, but will Jacob be able to steal Bella away from him with his muscular physique, squinty eyes, and high cheekbones? And those nips! Oooooh they're both so dreamy!
December 24, 200915 yr Dreamy and creamy by the look of Jacob's crotch. But I thought that was forbidden? Thanks for the Christmas cheer!
December 24, 200915 yr Author It is a forbidden love. (Those are pants, by the way- just to clarify.)
December 25, 200915 yr They cpould have been cookies modeled after trees, adn I'd still eat them. That frosting looks delicious!!
December 25, 200915 yr I dunno, these don't seem too accurate - those cookies look much handsomer than either of the characters in the movies. They can probably act better, too.
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