Oh, I can open the mouth? Alright, I'd like to open the mouth and look and feel around for clues. Please. (Running my hands along the inside of the mouth, pulling the teeth...).

I'll hold on to the ring for now, I guess. Feel free to pass around that piece of paper there.

Oh, I can open the mouth? Alright, I'd like to open the mouth and look and feel around for clues. Please. (Running my hands along the inside of the mouth, pulling the teeth...).

I'll hold on to the ring for now, I guess. Feel free to pass around that piece of paper there.

*Jack Baxter opens the mouth of the statue revealing a dark gem. He begins to feels around the mouth and pull the teeth. Nothing happens.*

Oooh, a shiny gem! Does it look like it could be used with the ring at all? that's an interesting thing to find in the mouth of a demon statue.

*It seems that most people have left their jewelery off for the trip. Johnson Willoughby seems to be wearing a silver watch while Penny has a beautiful silver necklace on. It appears to have a locket pendant, with some sort of gem embedded in it...*

*Jack Baxter opens the mouth of the statue revealing a dark gem. He begins to feels around the mouth and pull the teeth. Nothing happens.*

I wonder if Penny's necklace has something to do with this...

Jack Baxter opens the mouth of the statue revealing a dark gem.

Ooh! This is a grim sight to behold, indeed.

Maybe it's cursed!

*I'd like to remove the gem, if it's possible to be taken out, and look it over.*

Ooh-hoo-hoo! I've been finding a lot of loot this evenin'.

I'd like to see if it fits with the ring at all, meaning in the center, or on the hilt of the sword, if Diesil will allow me to.

Hold on Firecrotch, you can have it after.

I'd like to see if it fits with the ring at all, meaning in the center, or on the hilt of the sword, if Diesil will allow me to.

Mr. Baxter, would you be referring to me? I called it first! So I get it! Even Hinckley God knows that!

So, so hand me that gem or I'll scream so loud your ears will melt.

okay folks - no fighting over the priceless gem of potential magical powers. Anything discovered within the temple belongs to the Guiana Space Centre.

(Rubbernecks over Stanton Sexton's shoulder to get even a small glipse of the gemstone as he breaks a Gold Fever-like sweat)

okay folks - no fighting over the priceless gem of potential magical powers. Anything discovered within the temple belongs to the Guiana Space Centre.

My left hand, it does. Me and Baxter are gonna have a hopscotch tourney to see who gets to take it home and make Satanic shrines for it.

(Rubbernecks over Stanton Sexton's shoulder to get even a small glipse of the gemstone as he breaks a Gold Fever-like sweat)

*starts shaking rapidly, thinking that you're stalking me*

*Johnson Willoughby confiscates the dark gem to stop the old man from beating up on the teenager...*

That ruby is kind of small and lame looking.

Using my advanced Kegel techniques, I can generate sufficient pressure to turn a slice of burnt toast into a diamond the size of your fist in minutes

*Johnson Willoughby confiscates the dark gem to stop the old man from beating up on the teenager...*

Whilst I would object to this action, I can't argue with my safety from the crazy veterinarian.

Thanks, Willoughby...

Whilst I would object to this action, I can't argue with my safety from the crazy veterinarian.

Thanks, Willoughby...

Personally, I think the kid should get to hold on to the gem. The old guy's carrying around the copper ring and key and the other guy's got the silver, the kid can be our gem carrier. I guess we should get to work on the anagram...

My left hand, it does. Me and Baxter are gonna have a hopscotch tourney to see who gets to take it home and make Satanic shrines for it.

To hell we are, boy, right after I (censored for graphic language)

Whilst I would object to this action, I can't argue with my safety from the crazy veterinarian.

Boy, you better get out of here and fast before I hang you by your flames. Someone tie me up quick.

Personally, I think the kid should get to hold on to the gem. The old guy's carrying around the copper ring and key and the other guy's got the silver, the kid can be our gem carrier. I guess we should get to work on the anagram...

Fine. I already saw it, just don't lose it, boy, or I'll keep my word.

To hell we are, boy, right after I (censored for graphic language)

Shhh!

Do you hear that?

...

It's the Jehovah's witnesses!

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Since I now have the gem I will hold it up to the moon or whatever light source we have and look out of it in kaleidoscope-like fashion. (humming the all-time favorite "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds")

I also wish to put on my jewelers magnifying eye and examine the many facets of the gem, admiring its angles and touching them with gentle ease. Is there anything special about the huge EB Star Wars tag-sized gem?

Shhh!

Do you hear that?

It's the Jehovah's witnesses!

Shhh! Don't answer. They come around some time, and they're worse than the demon shadows. Whatever you do, don't pose as a demon statue - that will just egg them on. Quiet everyone.

*Johnson holds the gem up to the light of the moon. It is such a deep green it barely filters the light of the bright moon. The gem seems to gaze back. For an inanimate object, Johnson remarks that it has a very intense energy to it. It almost looks as if something is shifting inside...almost...*

Since I now have the gem I will hold it up to the moon or whatever light source we have and look out of it in kaleidoscope-like fashion. (humming the all-time favorite "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds")

*puppy dog eyes*

Mr. Willoughby, could I please have my gem back?

Is there anything special about the huge EB Star Wars tag-sized gem?

What?

*Johnson holds the gem up to the light of the moon. It is such a deep green it barely filters the light of the bright moon. The gem seems to gaze back. For an inanimate object, Johnson remarks that it has a very intense energy to it. It almost looks as if something is shifting inside...almost...*

Oh no! It's a face-eating egg! We must run! It'll go into our chests and nest in our ribcages until it finally bursts out and kills us! Just like in AVP!

Why won't you people listen to me?! We're all dead! Father! Repent!

Johnson! Take the egg-gem! You can have it! I don't want it anymore...

Strange - what to make of this gem. Perhaps it's some kind of Genie Gem. I will rub it three times and make a wish...

Nope, that didn't work. You're all still here and I'm still a MOTEE Tour Guide.

I'd like to shake the gem. Anyone hiding inside?

I'd like to shake the gem. Anyone hiding inside?

*Johnson shakes the gem. Nothing happens*

Stanton, if you'd like to hold on to the gem, you did initially find it.

I don't like the thought that there is some malevolent spirit inside the gem waiting for the right moment to come forth and possess us!

Is there anyway we can encircle the gem? Maybe inside a silver chain?

Stanton, if you'd like to hold on to the gem, you did initially find it.

So... you don't think there's a predator hidden inside?

And actually, I believe Baxter found it, and I was the first to grab it... but I'll hold on to it; I feel a connection...

So... you don't think there's a predator hidden inside?

And actually, I believe Baxter found it, and I was the first to grab it... but I'll hold on to it; I feel a connection...

*Stanton takes possession of the dark gem...*

*Stanton takes possession of the dark gem...*

Yay! An evil demon gem all to myself! And I will share with anyone who would like to inspect it.

*takes shirt sleeve and shines it*