Girl in Red: Hey, whats plastic, totally out of proportion, and costs a lot of money?

Girl in Grey: Lego Star Wars sets

Lady in red: "Nice haircut you have! Where can I have one?"

Lady in grey: "Try Bricklink"

The rivalry for Fred the Doorman's affection continues:

Edited February 2, 201015 yr by UsernameMDM

exscuse my french

(Ignore the extra speech bubble)

This one reminds me of that Seinfeld episode: "The pig says 'my wife is a s-l-u-t'"

Steve

Lady in Red: How much for the plates?

Lady in Grey: $149. But, if you buy it now I'll throw in this entire building for only a $1 more!

Edited February 3, 201015 yr by Roncanator

Lady in Grey: "These aren't the plates your looking for"

Lady in Red: Yes they are actually

Edited February 3, 201015 yr by Macoco

Clerk: That will be $87.18, ma'am.

Customer: I'm sorry all I have are $100 bills.

And here's mine:

"The Angry Customer"

Great contest!

Since shopping is one of the most boring things I know.

This is how I experiance shopping with female friends.

(Reference to poor quality LEGO bricks made in China )

It's odd that a pirate torso is in a modular set.

Edited February 3, 201015 yr by Ferdik

Woman in Grey - Can I help you madam?

Wonam in red - Yes, I was wondering how the hell you get out of here? - where's the 'down' esculator?????

Edited February 3, 201015 yr by Iain

I Know i did one already, but.....

Lady in red: Excuse me, i think the escalator is broken.....

Lady in Grey: Oh i don't work here, I'm shoplifting , but i would guess that to make a working Escalator, you will need a

Tank, a Motor, Some super glue and a hairdryer, plus, it will probably take up 10 times the space, Now, Give me all your money, I'm mugging you!