Grand Emporium Caption Contest

[Rick]

(my second one as well...)

[lincolnwho]

This is pure quality , thank you nearly spat drink all over my keyboard infact yomank for all those in the know

Again pure quality people keep em coming , loving this

[Bachus]

woman in red: "Can I use these in the oven?"

woman in grey: "No, that will melt I'm affraid..."

[Dr Kilroy]

Lady in gray: You see? That's a Lego bootleg. I can recognize that from the cross-section.

Lady in red: Sorry... Ms. Henry Jones Sr.?

Regards, Dr

P.S. I was about to post the similiar contest (without Grand Emporium). I'll post it when this will end. :)

Oh well... This just won't end... So I'll post it ASAP. :P

Sorry for next IJ themed caption...

Edited February 4, 2010 by Dr Kilroy

[yumiyoshi]

And here's my entry!

[Justin]

Lady in red shirt: Excuse me, ma'am, I'm looking for the newest LEGO set, the 10211 Grand Emporium. Can you please tell me where to find it?

Lady in gray shirt: The LEGO set you're looking for is on the second floor in the toy department next to the Toy Story sets. Just go up those escalators behind you, then turn left. By the way, I am very busy. As you can see, a guy walked in and returned these 18-carat gold dinner plates due to the fact that they were way too big. He returned them without telling me he cracked one!

Lady in red shirt: Thanks for the directions! Sorry to hear about the dinner plates.

[Henri]

The adress is:

http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=38147

I'm sure they still have the Grand Emporium in that Lego Shop.

And please say hello to the girl in the Starbucks next door, she's my daughter.

[legotrainfan]

Lady in grey: And you really want to return this wonderful golden plate?

Lady in red: Yes, it has never been used. I still have the receipt to return it and the most important reason is: I found it cheaper elsewhere.

[AllanSmith]

Edited February 7, 2010 by AllanSmith

[escortmad79]

Excuse me, can you tell me where the down escalator is?

Ermm there isn't one?

Well how am I supposed to get off the first floor?

I'll sell you one of these gold plates & you can jump out of the window using it as a parachute?

[Generation85]

Lady in red: Are these Plates real gold?

Lady in grey: No, just rocks from Nevada.

Lady in red: Your joking, right?

Lady in grey: Huh?

Edited February 8, 2010 by Generation85

[Legocity]

Here is my entry.

[Chris Phipson]

In anticipation of the arrival of the Grand Emporium, I thought it would be fun to have a friendly little caption contest based on the following image:

Share your captions - contest merely for fun.

NOTE: Limit one entry per person.

Lady in red: "Hi there, I was wondering if you could help me find a new diaphragm?

Lady in Grey: "Of course. Being as you're sleeping with my husband, let me show you our popular slutsized model..."

(edit note: The edit was done to add the picture to the post. The lines were always the same.)

Edited February 15, 2010 by Chris Phipson

[The LDD builder]

My Caption: