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Happy birthday Zorro!

Captain Blackmoor

By Captain Blackmoor
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The life of Zorro in a nutshell.

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From left to right, Papa Zorro, Baby Zorro and Mother Zorro

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One day Baby Zorro was playing with his rubber chicken in the kitchen when he suddenly noticed a "bottle" on the top shelf of his mothers cooking supplies.

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Being only a child, he was driven by curiosity to find out the contents of the bottle.

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He quickly gulped it down, it turned out to be Mother Zorro's cooking rum for fruit cakes and such.

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Mother Zorro was horrified that her little baby cakes had indulged in the evils of alcohol.

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He was confined to his high chair until his parents decided on a suitable punishment.

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Spankin' time! (Note Baby Zorro's diaper)

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4 years later at the age of 7 Zorro ran away from home and turned to "back allys" to quench his thirst for rum.

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Being down on his luck he decided that his best bet was to hang out at the local taverns until he could find a suitable job.

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The Illustrious Mister Phes, lovingly referred to as "Mister Phes" by the locals, entered the bar.

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Mister Phes felt bad for Zorro, so he asked him to join his crew. Phes was the Captain of a mighty ship called the SS Classic-Pirate.

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Zorro excelled quickly over his Shipmates, soon making Vice-Admiral. Phes eventually became the Governor of the local Colony, handing the Captaincy of the ship down to Zorro.

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Happy Birthday from the Crew and members of Classic Pirates!!!!

Happy Birthday Buddy :thumbup:

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Happy Birthday Zorro! I wish I had known earlier. The Redcoats could have planned a surprise as well. Have a great day.

Great job on the birthday MOC's! I always appreciate a good laugh and there were several to be had. :pir_laugh2:

I was going to ask more people but I forgot :pir-sceptic:

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Have a great day Zorro! And don't try to kill your liver and/or braincells! :pir-laugh:

I agree wholeheartedly with the first sentence. May your birthday be merry and bright.

However, as a good pirate, please ignore that subsequent sentence and it's misguided directions.

You will only help yourself by killing brain cells. For as an ancient Native American proverb goes, the herd is only as fast as its slowest bison. By that logic, simply kill the slow bison/brain cells, and your brain will be both streamlined and faster. And obviously, better.

My recommendation:

Goslings Old Rum

Many a gill cup of it.

Fair winds and following seas on the anniversary of the day your mother expelled you from her uterus!

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