LEGO Prince of Persia Month - the Caption Contest

[Svelte]

In the spirit of Prince of Persia month, demonstrate your wondrous wit and caption this!

Maximum 2 entries per person. Entries close Sunday 23 May with public vote to follow. Winner receives a Prince of Persia Duplo brick!

(With thanks to grogall for the Parrot )

[prateek]

Entry 1:

As Dastan wins over the heart of Princess Tamina and marries her, he gains unimaginable power as the Prince of Persia. With this power, he orders a genetically modified parrot for personal use, mandates all women in Persia, including his beloved Tamina, to wear bikini skirts at all times, and humiliates the Hassassins by strapping them to the backs of ostriches.

Great contest

Hey look, it ends on my birthday!

Edited May 5, 2010 by prateek

[YG-49]

I can see my house from up here!

[JimBee]

Entry 1:

With lack of material for Prince of Persia 3, Disney began to wonder if basing movie series off of video games and amusement park rides was such a good idea.

[hewkii9]

Entry 1 - Dastan won the the race on a brightly colored wing and a prayer.

[JCC1004]

Entry One: In an attempt to get Tamina in the mood he acquires a rare parrot from lands far yonder. She is displeased with the gift and removes her pants and attracts the attention of the common street bum thief to piss Dastan off. He then has a very wonderful ostrich ride to her place.

EDIT: Some how my entry was duplicated.

Edited May 2, 2010 by JCC1004

[Inconspicuous]

Dastan: "How's my ostrich replacement? I was too uncomfortable on that old one."

Tamina: "Dastan, you idiot! I said 'grin and bear it', not 'grin and parrot'!"

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Prince of Persia 4: The Budget Cuts Strike Back

[lisqr]

Ostrich-Riding Guard --> 1million

Giant-Mutated Parrot --> 10million

Bikini-Wearing Hot Wife --> Priceless

[Sisco]

Entry One- Best. Movie. Ever.

[CMP]

Tamina: Alright, $20 for the parrot, for you, Dastan....$50.

Guard: Hookers..in my town...I don't think so...

Edited May 8, 2010 by CallMePie

[desultor]

After one look at Dastan's custom ride, Naseem regretted racing "for pinks."

#2

Win or lose, Naseem already regretted racing "for pinks."

[not-in-use-anymore]

#1: "So... You used the pants money to buy a giant parrot. I'm gonna slap you."

#2: Dastan suddenly realized that just because it was a bigger bird, it was never going to win any races against an ostrich when he saw Tamina watching in the (invisible) crowd.

[Oky]

#1: In order to gain the upper hand in the Bird Races, Dastan chose a flying bird over a flightless ostrich, but unfortunately, his girlfriend chose the day of the race to wear her sexy outfit, distracting Dastan long enough for the competition to take the lead.

[Emperor Claudius Rome]

Ancient Tobacco Ads

Remember kids, when you smoke Hookah, you get the: Best. Trips. Ever.

#2: Strangest Roleplay I ever dun saw.

Edited May 4, 2010 by Emperor Claudius Rome

[Jebediahs]

Entry 1:

Guard (thought bubble): "How does he do it?"

Dastan (speech bubble): "Follow my nose! It always knows!"

Parrot (thought bubble): "I will kill you one day."

[awesomebrick]

LEGO were running out of ideas and fast!

Only 11.99!

LEGO prince of persia wave 375:

FIGHT FOR THE PARROT!

Shop @ home description:

Help Dastan protect the ancient giant parrot!

Help Dastan protect the ancient parrot from the Hassasain's!

-Include's Hassasain ostrich ancient parrot and much much more!

-Re-enact this stunning Deleted scene!

-Can connect with Boulder lava troll escape to create endless action!

-Includes Dastan Hassasain and one of the collectable Taminas!

-Collect all the different legged Taminas including:Slave leia-Orange-Clone trooper-

Troll-Pirate-and even octopus!

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Well what do you think?

awesomebrick

[Fugazi]

Beware, R-Rated caption below:

Tamina: Dastan, when I asked to see your one-eyed monster, your gynormous red cock, THIS is not what I meant!

[jamtf]

Entry 1:

Princess Tamina: someone get Disney's movie director immediately, Joe Carioca got the wrong door again.

Entry 2:

Prince Dastan / Jake Gyllenhaal: Hey Carioca, how many times do I have to tell you that I am not the gaucho boy hunting the wild ostrich and that this ain't the movie set for The Three Caballeros.

[Rick]

Princess Tamina: "Dastan, that's a brick-built parrot, you're not going to get very far on that."

Dastan: "I know, I'm going to build a plane out of it."

[Norro]

Large Parrot and Hot chick... life doesn't get any better!

[awesomebrick]

ENTRY 2

And welcome back to -Pimp my ostrich-

Hassasain: And now we'll reveal dastan's ostrich to him!

Dastan and Tamina: What the **** have you done to our ostrich!

Hassasain: Time to make a hasty retreat!

And the chase was on!

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Like it?

awesomebrick

Edited May 2, 2010 by awesomebrick

[Fatyankee]

Entry 1

A roc or rukh (from the Arabic and Persian رخ rokh) is an enormous legendary bird of prey, reputed to have been able to carry off and eat elephants.

This however was a rather large Macaw native to south and Central America , Needless to say the princess was not impressed and refused to be rescued in such fashion

Entry 2

Dastan is in the lead after Tamina fell from her baby elephant, in the Annual Swiss Family Robinson Grand Prix

[GI blockage]

Amateurs. I have a diplodocus that I'm saving for the cheerleader.

[Norro]

When I said 'impressive bird' I meant...

[greg3]

A hopeful Hassansin comes to find out who just called him a "pretty boy" (he was to be sadly disappointed!!)