ThatGuyWithTheBricks Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 I am a liar? Please, that is very offending. Don't worry, I have something special planned for you... Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) I see the way this is turning. I've always thought that words were the weapons of the weak and cowardly, though I suppose all of you fit into that category. The Commodore has actually produced the most creative comics, Crimson stuttering? Never heard of that but his been promoted Captain today, Just to annoy you. Can't argue about the Commodore yet you promote an incapable fool to p*** people off? If I said that an ape would never make a good Lieutenant would you idiots do that merely to prove me wrong. Oh, I forgot you already have judging by his table manners and to be honest your response to that does nothing to improve the Redcoat image. Grammar now: Capital J does not go after a comma, you simply use a normal j. No need for upper-case. "his been promoted" Wrong! He has been promoted would have been more appropriate and if you wanted to shorten it "he's been promoted" would have suffice. "Captain Becker is a high-school dropout who can’t spell worth a darn" yet you wrote "Comodor Hornbricker"? I'd check before you insult literary skills. Skalldyr is a Crab, You don't fry crab, You boil crab to make it softer meat, then you can fry it if you wish but that'd be disgusting. Yes, I know cooking skills so don't try that on me. Aside from you insulting the (admittedly incorrect) literary skills next to another sentence from you with bad grammar, there is not a whole lot here I can disagree with. Though I'm pretty sure you can fry crabs though I am in no ways an expert on this so I'll go with you. Claduius Rome "can't play worth anything"? That doesn't even make sense! NewRight, Do you have any evidence of "nitwiterary"? Admiral Ron, I'm not sure what kind of ship you sail Dan but Redcoat ships sail on water, they don't "run over" things. "can't play worth anything" No it does not make sense. Though Claudius Rome is a bad loser and is probably worth less than nothing. "NewRight the nitwit" That is an un-based accusation. Though in all fairness there isn't anything Dan could use as an insult, you could have at least called him NewWrong though. Admiral Ron: "couldn't see his own ship if it was in front of him." Oh yeah and Admiral Ron? More like Admiral Wrong. Stabbin, He may not be able to stab steaks but he can sure stab a man. Admiral M is actually for Maginificantly Manly Manic Murderer, And his after you. Genaro, Not worth mentioning or you just couldn't think up an insult? PirateDave, How is he boring? His called "Dave the Pirate" thats the least boring name in the world, Much better than Dan. Of course Stabbin can stab a man, anyone can, except maybe Dan! Who cares what the M stands for?! All we need to know is that you've admitted that Redcoats hire maniacs (with a M) to fight the war for them. Genaro is more generic than the classic smiley head. How is Dave the Pirate" the least boring name in the world? I doubt that people would remember Blackbeard quite as much if he was called "Edward the Pirate". You've also displayed bad grammar again. FatYankyee, He may drink Redbull but it gives him wings to fly over your forts and ships, infiltrate, find your room and kill you so...I'd be afraid. Woodhouse, smells of wood, Wood smells nice, You may not like a fresh pine scent but women do, Thats why Woodhouse is a pimp, Plus he has a mans beard..Unlike someone I can name.. Yeah, Eskallon may not be able to sail a frigate, thats cause its too damn small, His used to sailing 100 gunned First rate ships. Well apparently FatYankee's fat so I doubt he would be able to fly even with Redbull wings. I would'nt be afraid. The name "Woodhouse just proves how stuck in the past redcoats are. We build housing with bricks, not wood so no matter how nice wood smells he's only portrade how primitive he really is. Though if he named himself Brickhouse then that would offer up more possible insults than his current name so I don't blame him. Eskallon definitely does have a beard though I find it hard to imagine anyone liking that. I mean it covers his mouth for gods' sake! He probably has all sorts of crumbs in it and it’s most likely tangled as well. Besides some people don't need a beard to display their masculinity. Venios, A ninja spy you say? Then why insult him, He can kill you without you even realising your dead. funkybrick, He wasn't killed by ninjas...Dunno what you think ninjas are then... Ryan T, He is not a traitor, He just realised he was a bit stupid and realised "What...I'm practically condemning myself to death joining the Bluecoats...Ok, Redcoat time." Ninjas are cowards. The fact that you do not care that you have a spy in your ranks is quite disturbing. funkybrick isn't funky, unless you're talking about the smell that comes from him. T is for traitor idiot. I don't blame him for not wanting to join the bluecoats though, when they have a Captain such as: Captain Blue Hair: Who is a fine example of a coward hiding behind his silly titles. He also uses hair dye. But I digress; at least you haven’t gone to your fictional woman’s mansion in any of your answers. For that I applaud you. Thomas Foolery, Oh, The wetting the bed isn't urine, It's a different liquid from that area. Yes, He wets the bed in my woman mansion! tchuk-norst, Hey thats Chuck Norris, He can destroy you in one punch. Torham, His got a better fashion sense than you, I mean have you seen yourself? Your in a Fancy Dress admiral costume with spiky hair and a really scruffy stuble. Grow a beard damn it! Nich Artri, He has two perfectly good legs, It was just one of his legs was in your face at the time. Capt penguin, His family loves him, Not sure about your mum but his mum loves him. *Sigh* I take back my previous statement about applauding you. Foolery is a fool and I couldn't care less about his personal affairs. Even if you do. "tchuk-norst" Never seen him so I can only assume he is one of those many ghosts in the redcoat army. I find it ironic that you insult Dans' fashion sense when you wear the same costume. Odd how you apparently have stared at Artris' legs. Anyway at this point Dans' insults appear to lose any sense of purpose at all no wait there are some there that Joeys mind cannot understand! Oh joy. Capt penguin obviously likes penguins. Need I say more? mcfarlandman, Any proof, You seem to be running out of insults, However you do have some good Alliteration there. jansued, Your insult's need to make sense! Alex the Great, No Alex the Great is actually a Lion, From the Madagascar movies remember? TGWTB, When does he lie? Lt. Col. Thok, I'm not sure whether you spy on Thok as he eats but you have never been invited too a Redcoat banquet, Table manners mean nothing. We Drink, Eat, Sing and Dance with wonderful wenches. "mcfarlandman" Is farlandman the whole name? Or is it "farl and a man"? Not that I care as this person seems to be another ghost. Idiot. Jan sued and lost. Geddit? Obviously good wordplay is wasted on you. You employ lions to lead your troops into battle. OK. TGWTB lied about Eskallon. Read back a while. I am civilised and if table manners mean nothing to you then I can't begin to understand why you think that is a good thing. You've also made more grammatical mistakes but I cannot be bothered pointing them out to you. Pyramid, You really had no other insult for this? ThisDarkness, Catfish usually do have white bellies...So thats not really an insult. Apache and KingoftheZempk, Oh then you haven't met there wenches right? You musn't have heard the racket made upstairs last night in the Mansion, I couldn't hear my own wench over theres! SlyOwl, Is one of the greatest MOC makers in the world, He is also a fellow Englishman, You insult him, You insult me. You shall perish. Eh? I find it surprising that Dan could not think of anything else with a name like Pyramid as well. ThisDarkness is in the dark about everything. I'm not going to lower myself and reply to that. Do you care about being english or british? Would you like some tea? red arjay and blue arjay, I have to agree, They are annoying... Actually I agree there aswell. Oh and you lost any hope of redemption there. It seems you have not bothered with Redwater as he is truly beyond hope. You see, no Blues stand a chance against our accomplishments. What accomplishments? Maybe you're confused with your failures. All that has happened is that Joey defended most Redcoats with his irrelevant sentences. You can't win a war by talking at the enemy! EDIT: Forgot to add a few things. First please do not take this personally and second I am well aware that there are many mistakes in this post. I thought that I had used the fixed version. I'll get right on that. Joeys grammar is still bad though. Edited June 24, 2010 by Lord Arjay Quote
Captain Genaro Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Captain Genaro isnt worth mentioning, Oh I see, so I am a little quiet and that is really the best insult that you could come up with. If you are going to attempt to insult someone, at least be a little creative. Well, then again, you are a Bluecoat so I guess I have to give you some credit for spelling my name right. I must remember to put you in my comic. Quote
Joey Lock Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Can't argue about the Commodore yet you promote an incapable fool to p*** people off? If I said that an ape would never make a good Lieutenant would you idiots do that merely to prove me wrong. Oh, I forgot you already have judging by his table manners and to be honest your response to that does nothing to improve the Redcoat image. Grammar now: Capital J does not go after a comma, you simply use a normal j. No need for upper-case. "his been promoted" Wrong! He has been promoted would have been more appropriate and if you wanted to shorten it "he's been promoted" would have suffice. Who cares what the M stands for?! All we need to know is that you've admitted that Redcoats hire maniacs (with a M) to fight the war for them. You've also displayed bad grammar again. The name "Woodhouse just proves how stuck in the past redcoats are. We build housing with bricks, not wood so no matter how nice wood smells he's only portrade how primitive he really is. But I digress; at least you haven’t gone to your fictional woman’s mansion in any of your answers. For that I applaud you I find it ironic that you insult Dans' fashion sense when you wear the same costume. You employ lions to lead your troops into battle. OK. You've also made more grammatical mistakes but I cannot be bothered pointing them out to you. Do you care about being english or british? Would you like some tea? Wow, I thought me and Dan were just having a little fun, Seems like you actually spent hours analysing this stuff...Don't you have anything better to do? And I don't really care much for your Grammer Rules, I'll Put A Capital In Every Word If I Want To Because I Am A Redcoat. And I Can Put Suffice's I'n An'y W'ords I'like. Hiring Maniacs is a good thing, Cause they will shut people like you up with a single swing of a sword. Oh, The Woodhouse joke is a British joke, You wouldn't understand, You don't know anything about Britain, Cause you think we all love cups of tea. Saying "I got Wood" over here means something vile but funny. Think if over. I don't know why your brining a fiction insult into a a "LEGO Contest". Redcoats and Bluecoats are not real, I'm not sure whether you grasp that but don't insult someone with fiction jokes if your in ficition yourself. Look at you, No one would be stupid enough to have two opposing personalities and not want to kill themselves... The reason I insult Dan's fashion isn't Ironic...If you actually read what I said, I said he was wearing a "Fancy Dress" costume. Although thats another British way of saying it, Read the "ENGLISH dictionary" you'll find the words since "ENGLAND" made the language. Yes, Have you seen the ENGLISH flag? Lions, Our national symbol. That is why I lead my men in riding on lions so they can rip throats out of people like you. I've made more mistakes yet you can't be bothered to point them out? Even though you actually just did point out that I have made mistakes, so your contradicting yourself. Yes I care about being British and English, I'm not sure whether you know who I am but everyone in the forum knows I am probably the most patriotic person. Now lets have fun jokes, Not "Lets get out the dictionary and Microsoft Word and try and correct every little mistake and look like a total wally". Ok? Quote
ThatGuyWithTheBricks Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 TGWTB lied about Eskallon. Read back a while. It's not my fault you bluecoats use dirty tactics to confuse everyone of whose side they're on. Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) Wow, I thought me and Dan were just having a little fun, Seems like you actually spent hours analysing this stuff...Don't you have anything better to do? I merely pointed out that you insulted his literary skill when you yourself have made plenty of mistakes. And I don't really care much for your Grammer Rules, I'll Put A Capital In Every Word If I Want To Because I Am A Redcoat. And I Can Put Suffice's I'n An'y W'ords I'like. That doesn't make any sense. Hiring Maniacs is a good thing, Cause they will shut people like you up with a single swing of a sword. Hiring maniacs is not a good thing. They shut people like you up as well. Oh, The Woodhouse joke is a British joke, You wouldn't understand, You don't know anything about Britain, Cause you think we all love cups of tea. Saying "I got Wood" over here means something vile but funny. Think if over. I know exactly what that joke means. I also know that British folk do not drink tea, I was being sarcastic. "ENGLISH dictionary" ... "ENGLAND" ... ENGLISH flag? Lions, Our national symbol. That is why I lead my men in riding on lions so they can rip throats out of people like you. Stop prattling on about England and Britian. I live in Britian! I know that you're patriotic but there is no need to yak on about it every second. If you care so much about that darn fiction word then ignore it! It's not as though it makes any differance to my sentance. I've made more mistakes yet you can't be bothered to point them out? Even though you actually just did point out that I have made mistakes, so your contradicting yourself. How is that contradicting? It's obvious that you've made mistakes but there was no point in going over your entire post to find them and then typing them all out. Would that have been necessary? No. I did it twice to make that point (which I did not need microsoft to know that you do not use a capital every second thank you very much) and then repeated it a twice throughout the rest of my post. There is no need to overblow everything. I can't even be bothered to colour this bit so lets just say it was all in green OK. Edited June 24, 2010 by Lord Arjay Quote
Joey Lock Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 I merely pointed out that you insulted his literary skill when you yourself have made plenty of mistakes. That doesn't make any sense. Hiring maniacs is not a good thing. They shut people like you up as well. I know exactly what that joke means. I also know that British folk do not drink tea, I was being sarcastic. Stop prattling on about England and Britian. I live in Britian! I know that you're patriotic but there is no need to yak on about it every second. If you care so much about that darn fiction word then ignore it! It's not as though it makes any differance to my sentance. How is that contradicting? It's obvious that you've made mistakes but there was no point in going over your entire post to find them and then typing them all out. Would that have been necessary? No. I did it twice to make that point (which I did not need microsoft to know that you do not use a capital every second thank you very much) and then repeated it a twice throughout the rest of my post. There is no need to overblow everything. I can't even be bothered to colour this bit so lets just say it was all in green OK. Calm down dear, Its only a fictional contest. I didn't insult his literary skills, I insulted his insult. Get it right... The maniacs wouldn't kill me if I were paying them and hired them, Thats like punching yourself in the face...Though I can see why you'd think thats a good idea. I can "prattle" about England and Britain as much as I want thank you very much. Your just considered unpatriotic, If only we were back in the good old days where the execution for that was a hanging. Was it necessary to point out the mistakes in the first place? No. So it's contradicting. And there is a need to overblow everything, It's called exaggeration and It has been successfully used throughout history to win arguments. And if History has taught us one thing? Braggart's and Smartypants don't live very long. Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Calm down dear, Its only a fictional contest. I didn't insult his literary skills, I insulted his insult. Get it right... The maniacs wouldn't kill me if I were paying them and hired them, Thats like punching yourself in the face...Though I can see why you'd think thats a good idea. I can "prattle" about England and Britain as much as I want thank you very much. Your just considered unpatriotic, If only we were back in the good old days where the execution for that was a hanging. Was it necessary to point out the mistakes in the first place? No. So it's contradicting. And there is a need to overblow everything, It's called exaggeration and It has been successfully used throughout history to win arguments. And if History has taught us one thing? Braggart's and Smartypants don't live very long. I hate that commercial. You insulted the insult by using his literary skills. They're maniacs for a reason. I do not think "Britian is the best" no. I don't think "Britian is the worst" either. I just don't appreciate the fact that you hammer me about not knowing anything about Britian when I live there. That's reasonable isn't it? Actually don't answer that. Was it ncessary? No but neither was this arguement about it. I'm sure you could continue argueing about this until you win aswell. Sure you don't want to just call it a day and stop it here? Quote
Joey Lock Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Sure you don't want to just call it a day and stop it here? So you admit your defeat? Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 So you admit your defeat? No. If you want to back down then feel free to as there isn't really anything left to argue about. Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 For somebody who thinks fighting with words is useless, Green Arjay seems to be contradicting himself with walls of text. Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) For somebody who thinks fighting with words is useless, Green Arjay seems to be contradicting himself with walls of text. Take that back! But if you wish me to use other methods then I shall do so.. You know I wish you would stop this stupid fight and back down. I've done nothing all day. Me neither. Shut Up! Can't you see that I'm in the middle of something? I'll get back to you two later. Edited June 24, 2010 by Lord Arjay Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 How could I take it back? If I took it back it would only add to you walls of text (aka words), Green Arjay. As for the other Arjays, you to need to start fighting louder than Green Arjay if you do not wish to hear him. Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 How could I take it back? If I took it back it would only add to you walls of text (aka words), Green Arjay. As for the other Arjays, you to need to start fighting louder than Green Arjay if you do not wish to hear him. Easy. You could simply edit it out and replace it with something like: "Oh green Arjay, you are by far superior to my humble self. Would you alow me to stab myself in your gaze?" To which I would reply: "Yes" Anyway I don't need to shout over my alter-ego silly. He gets today to post his silly revenge comics and argue with everyone and tommorow we shall go back to me vs red me. Simple. Yes. It's also an excuse because there is no comics by us ready for today. Now we're tired of this pointless chattering so don't bother trying to retaliate. Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Everybody knows I don't just surrender, and so far Green Arjay, by replying to my comments you only further prove me correct. Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) Comodor Hornbricker has the creativity of a preschooler on drugs. Thanks, I am glad someone finally understands me! Apache is lousy in bed, and so isKingoftheZempk You really get around! All very nice insults but none of them come close to "Soft Bluecoat" Plus, the Dreaded Cow of Doom has announced it's coming out of retirement to fight This made me laugh extremely hard! I can't wait to pit the Dreaded Cow of Doom against the Killer Redcoat Milkmaid Brigade. Edited June 24, 2010 by Commodore Hornbricker Quote
Derfel Cadarn Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Haha, you can always rely on joey to flame an arguement. Brits never back down! I think the 3 Arjays end up having a heated arguement over a game of scrabble, and wipe each other out. But personally I might put them into the arena where they can fight to the death, with the winner awarded the humiliation of having to dress as a women and serve rum at the most brutal pirate tavern on the coast of Dumnonia! He might even last more then a day, but I doubt it! Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted June 24, 2010 Author Posted June 24, 2010 ....NEWS ALERT.... In what can only be described as a stunning first for the ToR II Studio, the Bluecoats and Redcoats have issued a joint statement, “We invite all honorable soldiers and citizens to join us in celebrating the capture and execution of a notorious pig thief and animal molester. Pumpkin pie and light refreshments will be served.” Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Naturally, only the Bluecoats would enjoy a pumpkin pie made from a pumpkin head that a monkey humped into a pulp. Quote
Derfel Cadarn Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Great comic Commodore, but you only managed to capture my castle decoy! Captain Cadarn has been on vacation long enough, and now its time to call a meeting of the Pirate Lords and unleash....The Wolves Of The Sea! Well, when they finally sober up. Time for Pirates to unite! AND, to that randy monkey, dont think you're getting away with that, Ive put a price on your furry head! Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Haha, you can always rely on joey to flame an arguement. Brits never back down! Yes you can. At this very moment steam is coming out of my ears and my eyebrows cannot get any more v-shaped. As for your punishment that would be ridiculous as we would simply slaughter you, then slaughter ourselves. ....NEWS ALERT.... Yay another great comic Commodore. So that's where the monkey thing comes in. I'm angry I wasn't invited. So I took my rage out on Croissant. Again. Just a short one this time as there was really nothing left to add: Enjoy! Quote
General Redwater Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) Great comic Commodore, we finally got that pirate! Though I do think that the monkey has some problem................... Also Arjay, nice comic! The smell on Croissant must be horrible. You really get around! Bluecoats have been known to spie on us in the most peculiar places. - Chief Redwater Edited June 24, 2010 by General Redwater Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Bluecoats have been known to spie on us in the most peculiar places. - Chief Redwater Yes, and I'm sure it's because they still don't think we're as far supirior to them as everybody knows. And on the matter of Croissant, I can smell that awfull stench from here! Though lucky for me it is rather faint. Quote
General Redwater Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Though lucky for me it is rather faint. I think I'm going to faint ,I don't know how croissant survives this................ - Chief Redwater Quote
BrickClick Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Hello again to the amazing RedCoats disgusting BlueCoats and treachorous Pirates! I havent posted in the pirates forum for a while but may I just say all of your new comics are hillarious and I will try to post more in the pirates forums! Goodbye for now... *back with more wood* ** **please bear in mind of course these insults only apply to the tournament, and are not my REAL opinions of all these fine gentlemen. <SNIP> SO THERE!!! You forgot me Quote
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