Admiral Croissant Posted June 27, 2010 Posted June 27, 2010 Excellent comic Croissant! That will teach him! All what remains is to capture Commodore Hornbricker, and get his head into my glass jar. Thanks! Believe me, Hornbricker is next. Just wait and see. You've seen the new torture machine already Arjay: As a bluecoat I can't say I like your comic but it is original Quote
General Redwater Posted June 27, 2010 Posted June 27, 2010 All what remains is to capture Commodore Hornbricker, and get his head into my glass jar. Thanks! Believe me, Hornbricker is next. Just wait and see. May I ask how many heads you Bluecoats have in jars now? Quote
Admiral Croissant Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 May I ask how many heads you Bluecoats have in jars now? I believe just one at the moment. Arjay's. We also had Commodore Hornbricker, but I need a new one, the old one started rotting. Anyway: Ah there is a new one. Now we have 2 jars with a head again! Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Great comic Croissant. That looks painful. Very. Maybe I'll have to get out my "big book of pain you can inflict on your enemies" and throw it at you. That doesn't sound very wise. Why don't you read it first? Good idea. Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted June 28, 2010 Author Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) ....NEWS ALERT.... Bluecoat sources are claiming the Redcoats have violated war conventions by executing a bloody ambush in the ToR II Studio which claimed the life of several notable Bluecoat representatives. Redcoats Officials deny any ambush took place. The have confirmed the “accidental” death and dismemberment of several Bluecoats in a construction equipment accident during some minor remodeling of the Studio. Another great comic Arjay... Well played Admiral. Croissant and Blue Hair, with their little tricycle of pain, may have pulled out my inards, cut off and jared my head and grated my flesh but these things are all mere flesh wounds, especially when compared to the stench coming from Croissant. <-----Post # 2000 Edited June 28, 2010 by Commodore Hornbricker Quote
Skalldyr Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 <-----Post # 2000 congratulations Commodore. And again a nice and cruel comic.... Quote
General Redwater Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) Great comics everyone! Funny and bloody, what more could a person ask for? And now for another one of mine. Welcome to Redcoat island! Before we start the actual story, we have some updates on our island. It seems to me that we have a new member to our tribe. He goes by the name of Joey, and he brought us a new head to preserve. He has an amazingly long beard, but he said that it helps him maintain the status of the most manly man. Although I think it is a bit too hairy, the women love it! The new head he brought was the head of the "Captain" John Paul. The Bluecoats actually sent this so that we could send back the head of thier beloved Croissant. Upon closer inspection, we realized that it was hallow, which goes to prove that most Bluecoats must not have a brain. It also made a nice gong noise when banged, so we made it our new drum stick. What happened to the head of Croissant? Well, that leads us to our our story! Welcome (again) to Redcoat island! It was a quiet day on Redcoat island, the Islanders had recieved a package from a Redcoat general Skalldyr stating that in there were new weapons from the Redcoat labs that they would use to hunt down Bluecoats. Now Chief Redwater and tribal hunter Hornbricker had just gotten back from hunting down Bluecoats with these new weapons when Croissant, escorted by Ratshot, suddenly appeared. Redwater- Croissant, I see that you have you'r head back on. That's good to hear. Croissant- Hello Chief Redwater, and yes, I do have my head back on, thank you! I heard that you were a Redcoat that secretly wanted to be a Bluecoat. So I brought you this gas from trolls. My scientists have worked har making this substance, and we found out it can turn Redcoats into orcs. If you finally join us, we will give you this to crush the Redcoat empire. With that Croissant handed Chief Redwater the gas. Chief Redwater looked at this gas, thinking to himself: " I don't want to be a Bluecoat! I wonder why everyone thinks this..." Redwater then thought of a plan...... Redwater- I will join you..... Croissant- Yes! I knew you were a weak minded general, and a traitor. I knew you would join me any chance that you got. Croissant was so happy, he ran to Redwater about to hug him. This is were the plan went into affect. Chief Redwater quickly sprayed Croissant with the gas at the last second, right before he hugged him. Instead of turning him into an orc, like what happens to Redcoats, it did the opposite, turning him into a woman. Now it tends to be like this, Bluecoat women are attracted to Bluecoats, and Recoat women are attracted to Redcoats. Ratshot being the only Bluecoat around, and known among the Bluecoats to be an attractive man, Croissant immediatly became madly in love with him. So in love that he(she)charged at him, about to kiss him. This freaked out Ratshot a lot. His favorite Admiral in love with him, and that his Admiral had suddenly become a woman, and that he was about to kiss was to much! He quickly pulled out his pistol and shot him. Ending this madness. Killing his Admiral was punishable by hanging, and Ratshot thought long and hard about what to do. He finally decided...... ...yes, he joined our tribe. And so our tribe grows. The entire tribe photo. We hope you enjoyed this story. - General Redwater Edited June 28, 2010 by General Redwater Quote
Admiral Croissant Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Sh*it! I've been punished two times after each other! Fortunately enough Ratshot did the right thing there by shooting me. It was too embarassing.. I don't have your head in a jar yet, Redwater, so I think you'll be next (as long as Horbrickers head doesn't start rotting again) Speaking of Hornbricker: <-----Post # 2000 That's funny! I just made 1000 Congratulations Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted June 28, 2010 Author Posted June 28, 2010 (edited) Very funny comic Redwater. We look like a formidable tribe indeed and now we have the vicious Island Rat on our side! Well done! Sh*it! I've been punished two times after each other! That's funny! I just made 1000 Congratulations You seem to have become the favorite target for the Redcoat this year That is funny....congratulations to you! Edited June 28, 2010 by Commodore Hornbricker Quote
Skalldyr Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Indeed a nice comic, and what a good idea to advise you to use our new weapons. They are more effective, I think!.... Quote
General Redwater Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 [<-----Post # 2000 Congratulations on 2000 posts Hornbricker. I don't have your head in a jar yet, Redwater, so I think you'll be next (as long as Horbrickers head doesn't start rotting again) At least it's not as bad as being squashed like Arjay. Indeed a nice comic, and what a good idea to advise you to use our new weapons. They are more effective, I think!.... Yes they are more effective, thank you for sending them. - Chief Redwater Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Yeah, shotguns tend to be more effective than small rocks. Good comic Redwater! Quote
General Redwater Posted June 28, 2010 Posted June 28, 2010 Good comic Redwater! Thank you. Well, I'll be gone for a few days, so fellow Redcoats, fight on! Fight on! For the Redcoat empire! Fight on! - General Redwater Quote
ThatGuyWithTheBricks Posted June 29, 2010 Posted June 29, 2010 Hmmm, would this be an appropriate place to post a shout out to a ToR B/S/T topic? Quote
ThatGuyWithTheBricks Posted June 29, 2010 Posted June 29, 2010 Yay I found my Armendariz head so now all I have to do is wait for a BL order to start shooting. Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 The real comics come out soon! Is that something anybody should be worried about, or is it something that should make us need to fart in your general direction so that we may taunt you a second time. Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted June 30, 2010 Author Posted June 30, 2010 ....NEWS ALERT.... Secret sources claim that the Bluecoat Officials inside the ToR II Studio have hired special trainers to help them improve their losing record. Bluecoat Officials say that their new secret training program will cause the Redcoat to turn green with envy. When asked about this new Bluecoat secret training program, Redcoat Official had a difficult time containing their laughter, saying only, “we won’t be the only ones turning green. Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Heh another great comic Commodore. Clearly this proves that bluecoats cannot hold there stomachs. Well obviously those bluecoats are a bit pathetic. Also what on Earth is wrong with being green? Quiet! Quote
ThatGuyWithTheBricks Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 Took all of the pics for some of my comics, is there a default photo editing program for Macs? Quote
Scouty Posted June 30, 2010 Posted June 30, 2010 ....NEWS ALERT.... Secret sources claim that the Bluecoat Officials inside the ToR II Studio have hired special trainers to help them improve their losing record. Bluecoat Officials say that their new secret training program will cause the Redcoat to turn green with envy. When asked about this new Bluecoat secret training program, Redcoat Official had a difficult time containing their laughter, saying only, “we won’t be the only ones turning green. [/img] No words needed. Quote
hawkrider Posted July 2, 2010 Posted July 2, 2010 Let's not forget those are FRENCH frogs that are trained to eat redcoats! Quote
Big Cam Posted July 2, 2010 Posted July 2, 2010 <-----Post # 2000 Congrats man, I remember the Duke days. I keep forgetting to check this thread, there are so many good comics in here, many would make great entries. Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted July 3, 2010 Posted July 3, 2010 Don't expect me to clean up that mess those stupid Bluecoats heaved up. On the other hand maybe we could use their bile against them! Quote
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