Captain Blackmoor Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Oh dear, now you've scared me Sly! I'm looking forward, since this sounds promising... Quote
General Redwater Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Great comic, my tribal hunter, Commodore. It really made me laugh a lot. I think now we should think twice before facing Bonaparte and his evil powers. I see you are all enjoying your new titles! Yes, I really am enjoying it, because it is so true. - Chief Redwater Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 22, 2010 Posted June 22, 2010 Been really enjoying these, Hornbricker - thanks and keep them up! Pirates might have to strike sometime, as Derfel said! You know I might actually want to see what suprises the pirates can cook up. Quote
Commodore Hornbricker Posted June 22, 2010 Author Posted June 22, 2010 Been really enjoying these, Hornbricker - thanks and keep them up! Pirates might have to strike sometime, as Derfel said! Thanks SlyOwl. I've dealt with Derfel already...He'll just have to be patient and wait his turn for publishing! That being said, the Pirates have been a little quiet lately...and they are usually pretty funny. Yes, I agree. I hope those spinless dogs enter the fight! Quote
Shadows Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Seems Boney is looking a bit ... flushed. $100 lever puller. I like this job. Quote
Captain Blackmoor Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Looks great Commodore! Poor Boneparte, I have a strong feeling he and you will meet again. Soon. Also Lord Arjay is doing a great job. Though, I think it's disguisting to put Admiral Croissant in such a dirty mess. What has he ever done to you? Quote
Joey Lock Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 (edited) And so the Redcoat Orc/troll army arises... To be continued! Is it really a good Idea to make me even more vicious and murderous than I already was? That's just suiciding your troops, I'm now a Orc with no mercy, I'll sadly have to eat you. Time for another comic. Yes that's right another from me MUHUHUHAHAHA!I'm not happy about this! Tough! MUHUHAHAHA! Anyway Burman yet again makes an appearance, even if it was un-intentional. But enough chit-chatter onto the comic: Sorry I haven't been folowing this much lately, Forgot to put my input! The only reason I stopped singing was I was undoing the handcuffs, don't know if you've tryed but Its quite hard to sing and untie yourself then cut a hole in the supposedly "air tight" container and escape scot free, I mean its the first time I tryed and actually? It went really well! Although I have been handcuffed before, Only with fluffy ones, See, My girl really does love my fluffy! I'm back from my holidays and ready to kick some *ss! Take this red scum! Oh, You can keep Fanny, She was one of many girls I have at my mansion, Oh right you haven't been there have you? Afriad its only open to Redcoats, sorry. And my girl, Not called Fanny, keep guessing! You won't get it, Its a French name, She left France cause there was no men who could satisfy here, That's were the British come in! Wahahaha! Oh and Blackmoor, Don't tell them, let them guess! Edited June 23, 2010 by Joey Lock Quote
Admiral Croissant Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Ok, cut out the cackle Lock! I've heard enough of your dreams now Convince us of your 'superiority' with pictures next time, not with words Quote
General Redwater Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 (edited) Also Lord Arjay is doing a great job. Though, I think it's disguisting to put Admiral Croissant in such a dirty mess. What has he ever done to you? You know, he did croissant slap us. It was quite the tickle, but we still had to get revenge! - Chief Redwater EDIT- I meant croissan. When I said fish, I was thinking of another comic I had seen somewhere while browsing the forum. I think it was an old ToR comic. Edited June 23, 2010 by General Redwater Quote
Lord Arjay Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 What has he ever done to you? Well he slapped me with a concrete croissant and he... er no idea. Although you haven't done anything to me either and you're up next. The only reason I stopped singing was I was undoing the handcuffs, don't know if you've tryed but Its quite hard to sing and untie yourself then cut a hole in the supposedly "air tight" container and escape scot free, I mean its the first time I tryed and actually? It went really well! Although I have been handcuffed before, Only with fluffy ones, See, My girl really does love my fluffy! Who are you, Houdini? And I actually haven't tried that as I am never in a situation where I need to escape. I'm never captured in the first place. You seem to have forgoten the fine line between fantasy and reality aswell. But if you insist I suppose I'll have to defeat you again. Hmm seems I'm the only one with nothing left to do. I suppose I could go after Croissant again. Yeah I think I will do that, just need to figure out who to make him suffer more. Quote
Dan the Brickman Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 So, lately this whole contest is going down the toilet.... Arent you guys forgetting about all the OTHER neat ways to torture people? Guess I'll have to show ya... Quote
Skalldyr Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Ohhh yea I really love all those new comics... I am really looking forward to see all your entrys for the contest. I can't just belive these are all fun entrys.... Amazing work all together! Quote
Joey Lock Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 So, lately this whole contest is going down the toilet.... Arent you guys forgetting about all the OTHER neat ways to torture people? Guess I'll have to show ya... Well I haven't really been in the fighting mood because theres been no real insults, Its just all "I killz you" rather than sarcastic jokes, Come on guys, Give me something that I can humiliate you with, I mean, Its all like "Heres a Redcoat, I stabz him, He die, the end". Bluecoats start using your brains damn it! Gimmi something to fight back. Quote
Ratshot Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 What a crazy time I missed I hope you make some more comics Commodore, there really entertaining! Quote
hawkrider Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 (edited) Well my camera is working so guess who is going to die next *cough*bleachwater*cough*. My one hundred post will be the MOC post just wait for it. Edited June 23, 2010 by hawkrider Quote
General Redwater Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 What a crazy time I missed I hope you make some more comics Commodore, there really entertaining! Welcome back, the Bluecoats could of used you while they were being slaughterd. Well my camera is working so guess who is going to die next *cough*bleachwater*cough*. My one hundred post will be the MOC post just wait for it. Bleachwater? Never heard of him, care to explain? - Chief Redwater Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 23, 2010 Posted June 23, 2010 Welcome back, the Bluecoats could of used you while they were being slaughterd. Bleachwater? Never heard of him, care to explain? - Chief Redwater Not even Ratshot alone could save those Blues from our stunning victories. As for the bleachwater, I think he is planning to use a solution of Bleace and Water, a rather odd idea as that is the very same solution I used to clean some bricks I buried as a child. Quote
Dan the Brickman Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Well I haven't really been in the fighting mood because theres been no real insults, Its just all "I killz you" rather than sarcastic jokes, Come on guys, Give me something that I can humiliate you with, I mean, Its all like "Heres a Redcoat, I stabz him, He die, the end". Bluecoats start using your brains damn it! Gimmi something to fight back. ..... .... ahem, ok here goes: ..... You Redcoats are a bunch of sissys with no **** balls, and you all are wearing fake beards glued on! Except you Joey...you **** somehow got tar stuck on yer **** face and fell into a cats bed and so its a fake **** beard! You'all er nothin but a bunch'a low down **** Me@a3&%K*** using scoundrels! ...and... and... YOU DIDNT BRUSH YOUR TEETH LIKE YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU TOO!!!!!!!!! (insert worst curse word you can think of for ****.Its probably different for some of us, since some of you live in Europe, some in the states etc.) *goes to get more wood for the fire....* Quote
Dan the Brickman Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) *back with more wood* ** **please bear in mind of course these insults only apply to the tournament, and are not my REAL opinions of all these fine gentlemen. Redwater is a crazy cowardly loon out to save his own ****! Comodor Hornbricker has the creativity of a preschooler on drugs, The crimson trooper is a slow stuttering private who'll never make captain, Captain Becker is a high-school dropout who cant spell worth a darn, and Skalldyr is a worthless shrimp that even a rundown short order cook wouldn't even bother frying... (and his mother was a crawdad under a rock, and his father was an eel) Claudius Romecant play worth anything, NewRight is a nitwit, Admiral Ron couldnt find his own ship if it ran him over! Capt. Stabbin couldnt even stab a steak, Admiral M M for mean, malicious, malarky! Captain Genaro isnt worth mentioning, Piratedave84 is unoriginally boring, Fatyankee drinks too much redbull and smells bad, Admiral Woodhouse also smells bad, Eskallon couldn't sail a frigate if his life depended on it... venios is a ninja spy, funkybrick was killed accidentally by ninjas and shouldnt even be here....(its an insult if a ninja kills you accidentally) r4-g9 is really a lousy greencoat with no personality, Ryan T is a traitor who should be shot! Capt. Thomas Foolery wets the bed at night! tchuk-norst is so fail, he makes chuck norris jokes cry... Torham doesnt know how to get dressed. Nich Artri jas no leg to stand on...or a body for that matter! Capt peng,uin is sooo cold his mommy dont love him... mcfarlandman is a lousy low down no good something.... jansued ...and LOST! Alex the Great is really Alex the spineless street-dog with no fur. TGWTB is a pack of dirty lies! Lt. Col. Thok has lousy hair, and bad table manners! Pyramid is a scheme! ThisDarkness is a white bellied catfish with bad breath and slimy skin!Apache is lousy in bed, and so isKingoftheZempk and SlyOwl is a wishy-washy pirate who cant even pick a side! and red arjay is just a figmant of blue arjay's imagination. SO THERE!!! Edited June 24, 2010 by Dan the Brickman Quote
Skalldyr Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 *back with more wood* ** . . . . . . SO THERE!!! HAHA and what are you, A SOFT BLUECOAT!!! HAHAHA Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 You Redcoats are a bunch of sissys with no **** balls, and you all are wearing fake beards glued on! Except you Joey...you **** somehow got tar stuck on yer **** face and fell into a cats bed and so its a fake **** beard! YOU DIDNT BRUSH YOUR TEETH LIKE YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU TOO!!!!!!!!! Why are so insulting a farce of any attempt of me growing a beard, I never tried to have one. As for the teeth, I brush often. *back with more wood* ** **please bear in mind of course these insults only apply to the tournament, and are not my REAL opinions of all these fine gentlemen. The crimson trooper is a slow stuttering private who'll never make captain, I'm not a private either, in fact I don't even remember my rank, as far as I know I think I'm the craziest one here, but in a god way. Quote
Joey Lock Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 (edited) *back with more wood* ** **please bear in mind of course these insults only apply to the tournament, and are not my REAL opinions of all these fine gentlemen. Redwater is a crazy cowardly loon out to save his own ****! Comodor Hornbricker has the creativity of a preschooler on drugs, The crimson trooper is a slow stuttering private who'll never make captain, Captain Becker is a high-school dropout who cant spell worth a darn, and Skalldyr is a worthless shrimp that even a rundown short order cook wouldn't even bother frying... (and his mother was a crawdad under a rock, and his father was an eel) Claudius Romecant play worth anything, NewRight is a nitwit, Admiral Ron couldnt find his own ship if it ran him over! Capt. Stabbin couldnt even stab a steak, Admiral M M for mean, malicious, malarky! Captain Genaro isnt worth mentioning, Piratedave84 is unoriginally boring, Fatyankee drinks too much redbull and smells bad, Admiral Woodhouse also smells bad, Eskallon couldn't sail a frigate if his life depended on it... venios is a ninja spy, funkybrick was killed accidentally by ninjas and shouldnt even be here....(its an insult if a ninja kills you accidentally) r4-g9 is really a lousy greencoat with no personality, Ryan T is a traitor who should be shot! Capt. Thomas Foolery wets the bed at night! tchuk-norst is so fail, he makes chuck norris jokes cry... Torham doesnt know how to get dressed. Nich Artri jas no leg to stand on...or a body for that matter! Capt peng,uin is sooo cold his mommy dont love him... mcfarlandman is a lousy low down no good something.... jansued ...and LOST! Alex the Great is really Alex the spineless street-dog with no fur. TGWTB is a pack of dirty lies! Lt. Col. Thok has lousy hair, and bad table manners! Pyramid is a scheme! ThisDarkness is a white bellied catfish with bad breath and slimy skin!Apache is lousy in bed, and so isKingoftheZempk and SlyOwl is a wishy-washy pirate who cant even pick a side! and red arjay is just a figmant of blue arjay's imagination. SO THERE!!! The Commodore has actually produced the most creative comics, Crimson stuttering? Never heard of that but his been promoted Captain today, Just to annoy you. "Captain Becker is a high-school dropout who cant spell worth a darn" yet you wrote "Comodor Hornbricker"? I'd check before you insult literary skills. Skalldyr is a Crab, You don't fry crab, You boil crab to make it softer meat, then you can fry it if you wish but that'd be disgusting. Yes, I know cooking skills so don't try that on me. Claduius Rome "can't play worth anything"? That doesn't even make sense! NewRight, Do you have any evidence of "nitwiterary"? Admiral Ron, I'm not sure what kind of ship you sail Dan but Redcoat ships sail on water, they don't "run over" things. Stabbin, He may not be able to stab steaks but he can sure stab a man. Admiral M is actually for Maginificantly Manly Manic Murderer, And his after you. Genaro, Not worth mentioning or you just couldn't think up an insult? PirateDave, How is he boring? His called "Dave the Pirate" thats the least boring name in the world, Much better than Dan. FatYankyee, He may drink Redbull but it gives him wings to fly over your forts and ships, infiltrate, find your room and kill you so...I'd be afraid. Woodhouse, smells of wood, Wood smells nice, You may not like a fresh pine scent but women do, Thats why Woodhouse is a pimp, Plus he has a mans beard..Unlike someone I can name.. Yeah, Eskallon may not be able to sail a frigate, thats cause its too damn small, His used to sailing 100 gunned First rate ships. Venios, A ninja spy you say? Then why insult him, He can kill you without you even realising your dead. funkybrick, He wasn't killed by ninjas...Dunno what you think ninjas are then... Ryan T, He is not a traitor, He just realised he was a bit stupid and realised "What...I'm pratically comdemming myself to death joining the Bluecoats...Ok, Redcoat time." Thomas Foolery, Oh, The wetting the bed isn't urine, It's a diffrent liquid from that area. Yes, He wets the bed in my woman mansion! tchuk-norst, Hey thats Chuck Norris, He can destroy you in one punch. Torham, His got a better fashion sense than you, I mean have you seen yourself? Your in a Fancy Dress admiral costume with spiky hair and a really scruffy stuble. Grow a beard damn it! Nich Artri, He has two perfectly good legs, It was just one of his legs was in your face at the time. Capt penguin, His family loves him, Not sure about your mum but his mum loves him. mcfarlandman, Any proof, You seem to be running out of insults, However you do have some good Alliteration there. jansued, Your insult's need to make sense! Alex the Great, No Alex the Great is actually a Lion, From the Madagascar movies remember? TGWTB, When does he lie? Lt. Col. Thok, I'm not sure whether you spy on Thok as he eats but you have never been invited too a Redcoat banquet, Table manners mean nothing. We Drink, Eat, Sing and Dance with wonderful wenches. Pyramid, You really had no other insult for this? ThisDarkness, Catfish usually do have white bellies...So thats not really an insult. Apache and KingoftheZempk, Oh then you haven't met there wenches right? You musn't have heard the racket made upstairs last night in the Mansion, I couldn't hear my own wench over theres! SlyOwl, Is one of the greatest MOC makers in the world, He is also a fellow Englishman, You insult him, You insult me. You shall perish. red arjay and blue arjay, I have to agree, They are annoying... So...Ha, I'm back baby! Feels good to be the arguer again! EDIT: Woops, Missed out one! Edited June 24, 2010 by Joey Lock Quote
TheCrimsonTrooper Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Nice comebacks Joey Lock! And, "Huzzah!", for I am now a Captain! What a great day this is turning out to be, not only for me, but all of us Redcoats in general. You see, no Blues stand a chance against our accomplishments. Quote
General Redwater Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 YOU DIDNT BRUSH YOUR TEETH LIKE YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU TOO!!!!!!!!! Ahem, Redcoats are known to be champion teeth brushers. So that statement is wrong. Redwater is a crazy cowardly loon out to save his own ****! What is with everybody saying that! I stopped, it was a one time only offer, and as I said before, I am currently paying for that mistake. EDIT: Woops, Missed out one! You missed me. But, I guess mine used to be true, but not anymore. I made clarification about that in my comic. - Chief Redwater Quote
Derfel Cadarn Posted June 24, 2010 Posted June 24, 2010 Slyowl doesn't need to pick a side, he's a pirate! Well, I'm gonna have to hurry up and finish my castle moc so I can return to pirate building and get my crew working on our pirate gladiator arena! That way we get to make loads of cash by exploiting the blue vs reds in our arena. With the added amusment of watching them wipe each other out. I think Dan the Brickman will be first to be thrown in the arena, pitted against one of our many pirate champions. Plus, the Dreaded Cow of Doom has announced it's coming out of retirement to fight in the games! Making money from watching our enemies perish!!! It really is a pirate pumpkin life for me! Quote
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