CMP Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 You know how the old adage goes, "A lynch a day keeps the Mafia away." I'm almost tempted to laugh.
The Legonater Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 I'm almost tempted to laugh. What, you mean that's not how it goes?
CMP Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 What, you mean that's not how it goes? Have you counted how many times it has, in contrast to how many times it hasn't?
Shadows Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 Have you counted how many times it has, in contrast to how many times it hasn't? You know, you could at least throw a fit, or laugh maniacally and taunt us, oink like a madwoman, throw potatoes... something, anything! I mean, due to the completely messed up structure of the voting day, you get an opportunity that isn't available in most games, the chance to do something crazy or memorable, make a bit of Mafia history that we can harken back to for years to come. Instead, you're making almost spammy posts for their lack of content or value. You're just rolling over and playing dead. I expected more of you. I'm disappointed, you didn't even write back when I confronted you via PM. Bad enough you told me you investigated someone completely different than you are claiming during this day, but then you failed to try to make anything exciting up to cover your trail. Or even just babble endlessly. Maybe cluck. Nobody has clucked before, and believe me, you clucked it up trying to kill me, so why not? Show some style, girl, go out with a bang, not a whimper. Amuse us for the next 182 hours of this never-ending day, be a good sport, or a bad sport, or something!
Bendybadger Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 Show some style, girl, go out with a bang, not a whimper. Amuse us for the next 182 hours of this never-ending day, be a good sport, or a bad sport, or something! If you want to go out with a bang then I'm your man. Hard hat at the ready. Let your hair down carrie.
CMP Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 You're already going to kill me. Why give you the satisfaction before I die?
Dragonator Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 You're already going to kill me. Why give you the satisfaction before I die? I would have expected an officer of my force to have a bit more god damn fight in here, even if you are a sneaky scummy bastard. Show a bit of backbone woman!
def Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 You're already going to kill me. Why give you the satisfaction before I die? Well, you could show a little honor before you die, and out your mafia conspirators to us. We would just snuff you instead of torture you
CMP Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 Well, you could show a little honor before you die, and out your mafia conspirators to us. We would just snuff you instead of torture you I would show you honor, if anyone in this town had a damn mind. I'm taking this to the grave: I am innocent.
iamded Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 I'm taking this to the grave: I am innocent. Oh, hey, she's innocent! Unvote: Nah, I'm just playin'. Christ, how long do we have left in this day? What's the time, anyone? Time for a drink? I think so...
Dragonator Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Time for a drink? I think so... Sounds like a flaming fine idea to me! Th addition of alcohol always makes for a more involved witch burning experience.
CMP Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 You know, I'm finding this ironic, but I wish this day would end.
Professor Flitwick Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Oh, hey, she's innocent! Unvote: Nah, I'm just playin'. Christ, how long do we have left in this day? What's the time, anyone? Time for a drink? I think so... I'm all for that! Seeing as you suggested it, I guess your playing! I'll have the '82 Chatue de Conservateur. Ruddy good year for the 'ol grape! And I'd take the peoples advice, you'll be the first here to be voted, why not make it memorable? I've never been in your position, but I'd love to go down with a little kick! Just like the '82 actually!
KotZ Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 O-ok fellows, I th-think we're t-taking it too far. S-she's not go-going to leave in some aw-awesome way we want her to... b-but seri-io-iously, C-carrie, you sh-should leave us in a d-dramatic way. N-now,I say I'll j-join you guys for t-the d-drinks.
iamded Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 I'm all for that! Seeing as you suggested it, I guess your playing! I'll have the '82 Chatue de Conservateur. Ruddy good year for the 'ol grape! Eh, what? Hold yer horses. You're the big shot Mr Mayor! Why don't you shout the town a round in celebration of our first conviction? Hear hear, good on you Mr Mayor! Hear that Erwin, the Mayor's buyin'!
CMP Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Maybe it'd do everyone some good if I cut out Erik's throat, just to get rid of that damn stutter.
Admiral Ron Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Maybe it'd do everyone some good if I cut out Erik's throat, just to get rid of that damn stutter. That would be kind of nice...
Capt.JohnPaul Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Maybe it'd do everyone some good if I cut out Erik's throat, just to get rid of that damn stutter. That's kind of mafioso-ish. I'll join you all for the drinks!
CMP Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 That's kind of mafioso-ish. So do you like that stutter?
KotZ Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 C-can I ask why I'm b-being targeted be-because of the stutter? C-carrie, I'm just trying to have e-everyone simmer d-down, and n-not be as rowdy as they "c-celebrate" you b-being lynched. I mean, s-sure I v-voted for you, but I'm sort of one of the f-few who's not g-going crazy over it. I'm t-truly sorry for v-voting for you, b-but duty calls.
Captain Genaro Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 Eh, what? Hold yer horses. You're the big shot Mr Mayor! Why don't you shout the town a round in celebration of our first conviction? Hear hear, good on you Mr Mayor! Hear that Erwin, the Mayor's buyin'! Horray for free drinks! This might be the perfect thing to make me feel better. Gosh officer, why arn't you defending yourself anymore? Ah, well. Beer and a good lynching. Could life get any better.
The Legonater Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 C-can I ask why I'm b-being targeted be-because of the stutter? C-carrie, I'm just trying to have e-everyone simmer d-down, and n-not be as rowdy as they "c-celebrate" you b-being lynched. I mean, s-sure I v-voted for you, but I'm sort of one of the f-few who's not g-going crazy over it. I'm t-truly sorry for v-voting for you, b-but duty calls. You kow, for the record, why have you never come to me about it? I could probably fix it.
KotZ Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 R-really, Doc-oc-octor? Th-thank you! Wh-when can we be-begin?
The Legonater Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 R-really, Doc-oc-octor? Th-thank you! Wh-when can we be-begin? At my office
CMP Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 C-can I ask why I'm b-being targeted be-because of the stutter? C-carrie, I'm just trying to have e-everyone simmer d-down, and n-not be as rowdy as they "c-celebrate" you b-being lynched. I mean, s-sure I v-voted for you, but I'm sort of one of the f-few who's not g-going crazy over it. I'm t-truly sorry for v-voting for you, b-but duty calls. You also take things too seirously. I don't wanna kill you, I just want to cut out your throat.
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