What bus???!!

Read the pm!

What bus???!!

Does he mean the one those, those IMPOSTERS came in on?

Maybe he's one of THEM!

Aha, it be a troll! Nasty creatures they are. Feeding on the emotion of the innocent!

Read the pm!

I'm confused, did anyone else's pm have something to do with a bus on it?

I'm confused, did anyone else's pm have something to do with a bus on it?

Nope, and I find that highly suspicious! Perhaps the rock band members were promised the bus would return for them after 5 days?

I think we have a target!

I think I feel like doing the moonwalk, I'll be back in a minute.

Hello all.... CAKE!!! I am ready to kill.... SALE!!! I hope we can all get on that bus in five days! CAKE!!! SALE!!!!

Why would anyone want to get on a bus to leave our lovely quaint village? IMPOSTER! Sorry, ^IMPOSTER!

Nope, and I find that highly suspicious! Perhaps the rock band members were promised the bus would return for them after 5 days?

I think we have a target!

I think I feel like doing the moonwalk, I'll be back in a minute.

Cause zis is thriller...

Alright, so I see my big axe is a little rusty... maybe I should clean, I mean, leave it as it is for the band members. A little rust never hurt anyone... after they're dead!!

Hello all.... CAKE!!! I am ready to kill.... SALE!!! I hope we can all get on that bus in five days! CAKE!!! SALE!!!!

CAKE OR DEATH? thats pretty easy question eh?

Captain becker/Charles Becker

Alright, so I see my big axe is a little rusty... maybe I should clean, I mean, leave it as it is for the band members. A little rust never hurt anyone... after they're dead!!

Even if you only wound them a bit, the tetanus will do them in later!

Crikeys, this village is full of loonies!

Eek, was tha' a 'edge'og?! Wilbur, 'elp! ... Oh. Right.

No real zombies! Lets run them over with some heavy vehicle so I can make some roadkill stew!

Crikeys, this village is full of loonies!

Eek, was tha' a 'edge'og?! Wilbur, 'elp! ... Oh. Right.

Don't vorry, fair mistress of ze Highlands, I'll kill ze hedgehogs for you!

Mmmm, I love a good whipping in the morning.

Me, too...

Ahh, the professor's famous intruder soup. My mouth waters at teh thought of tasting it again.

The ingredients I can provide would "properly" aged.

Okay, but I need the eyes, kidneys, and feet. I'll also need some flesh, though I'm willing to go halves with the flesh. The rest is yours to do with as you wish.

Sir, I humbly request my favorite food from that list...

Does anyone have any ideas besides recipes?

It so happens I have... eh... an "arrangement" with some fellows from... er... elsewhere... they take the caskets and all. Not sure where they go, but I just put them between a couple of posts and it's gone.

BTW, I'm eying suspiciously ANYONE who's not from these parts, you know, someone who might just have "come to investigate ze strange going-onz in thiis town!" and killed ten of my best friends with only six bullets.

MORRIS! Got any business to send my way today?

Crikeys, this village is full of loonies!

Full of loonies? That's a good way to get you killed in this town.

I'd say so, ma'am. Watch what you say, for now, I don't trust you.

Maybe he's one of THEM!

Burn the Witch Imposter! Burn her it him!

Full of loonies? That's a good way to get you killed in this town.

Sounds like something an imposter would say, BURN THE WITCH, GOD WILLS IT!

Read the pm!

Both me and my shovel have our eyes on you.... ...you know. Like, if a shovel had eyes. They'd be on you.

You know what I mean!

Indeed, I'll vill be keeping a close eye on Cake man.

You to, Cat-Lady

Hello all.... CAKE!!! I am ready to kill.... SALE!!! I hope we can all get on that bus in five days! CAKE!!! SALE!!!!

You want to leave the village? Then you won't be able to taste my intruder cake!

45 MINUTE WARNING! ALL NIGHT ACTIONS MUST BE IN WITHIN

THE NEXT 45 MINUTES OR BAD BAD THINGS MAY HAPPEN TO YOU.

And with that, day 1 came to a quiet and peaceful conclusion. The night, however, wouldn't be so calm...

Still alive? Check day 2!