Admiral Ron Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 We must kill these blaspheming heathens. BURN THEM AT THE STAKE!
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 ^Praise the lord zombie Je-sus!
ADHO15 Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 BURN THEM AT THE STAKE! And turn them into steak! It is a rare occasion that I feast on meat, but after so long without it, it will be a treat. Remember the bad foot that I ate in spring? But the cure was worse; it gave me a wing! So we'll find these intruders and we'll make them pay! With my husband's protection, I'll keep them at bay!
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 And turn them into steak! It is a rare occasion that I feast on meat, but after so long without it, it will be a treat. Remember the bad foot that I ate in spring? But the cure was worse; it gave me a wing! So we'll find these intruders and we'll make them pay! With my husband's protection, I'll keep them at bay! A wing? Did you fry it in oil and cover it with fine hot sauce?
Professor Flitwick Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 * cough cough cough* length *cough cough* ways, * eh hem * please. *cough* God damn it, Ermentrude get me some feckin water! * cough * Ermentrude! Urgh, lazy b...*cough* Okay, but I need the eyes, kidneys, and feet. I'll also need some flesh, though I'm willing to go halves with the flesh. The rest is yours to do with as you wish. Ahh, the professor's famous intruder soup. My mouth waters at teh thought of tasting it again. When was the last time we had a batch? Was it the summer of '03? Remember the stew the professor made with the Johnson family, when they got lost on vacation and came here? The flesh of the children was so tender! Ah, has it really been that long? I remember I made dipping sauce out of the blood, and a potato-chip substance from the toe-nails. Good times. Any way, we're straying off here, DEATH TO THE STRANGERS!
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) Mmm, toe-nail potato chips. *mouth waters* Edited October 29, 2010 by Emperor Claudius Rome
Quarryman Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Bah, humanss. Though I guess I can chop them up into saussagess, I think they tasste good.
Rick Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Bah, humanss. Though I guess I can chop them up into saussagess, I think they tasste good. Shall I fire up your oven already? We need wieners people, rockin' flamin' wieners.
Captain Becker Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Shall I fire up your oven already? We need wieners people, rockin' flamin' wieners. I dont have any wieners, but i have a few croissants and one sausage. Are they OK? Captain Becker/Charles Becker
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) Just ze thought of eating one of zese teenagers is making me want to catch zhem all right now! Human sausage, human steak, human soup, human stew. I'm going insane! MEAT, MEAT! Edited October 29, 2010 by Emperor Claudius Rome
CorneliusMurdock Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Does anyone have any ideas besides recipes? Cannibalism, bah.... There's only three reasons to kill 1 Vengeance 2 Because someone returned a book late 3 Boredom
JimBee Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 What to do, what to do. Since we have so few people in this town, it wouldn't surprise me if everyone was killed tonight. Oh well, I am just a puppet after all, and I always come back to life somehow.
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) Does anyone have any ideas besides recipes? Cannibalism, bah.... There's only three reasons to kill 1 Vengeance 2 Because someone returned a book late 3 Boredom How about a trade,? *pulls out a book* Zis book about ze giant cockroaches of northern Norway, in exchange for a cookbook? Edited October 29, 2010 by Emperor Claudius Rome
CorneliusMurdock Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 How about a trade,? *pulls out a book* Zis book about ze giant cockroaches of northern Norway, in exchange for a cookbook? You mean.... GIVE you one of MY books???? Shhhhhh! Go away!
The Crazy One Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 What to do, what to do. Since we have so few people in this town, it wouldn't surprise me if everyone was killed tonight. Oh well, I am just a puppet after all, and I always come back to life somehow. I'm not even sure if I exist. *cough* My wife deffinatley thinks I don't.
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 (edited) You mean.... GIVE you one of MY books???? Shhhhhh! Go away! No, just borrow. I just need it to see what to make mien goblin carcasses into for dinner. Edited October 29, 2010 by Emperor Claudius Rome
brickme Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 (In a scottish accent) I thirst for the blood of the unstable humans. We must capture and eat. They taste like my home planet's most elegant cusine, crater stew.
Shadows Posted October 29, 2010 Author Posted October 29, 2010 A Word From Our sponsor Count Von Shadows steps out on his balcony for a moment. Hello again, fiends. I wanted to take a second to have a word with you about something that's been bothering me, just a teeny bit. While I didn't officially set a rule against editing your posts, it's generally considered bad form in mafia games, whatever those are, and it's also slightly bad form here. I'm not going to punish anyone for it, yet, but I am going to be watching with my good eye and if it continues, someone will die. I'm not going to name names, that would be rude, but someone has been editing almost every post they make and it's getting on my last nerve. The one I keep in a jar in my lab. So seriously, not naming names or anything, but Emperor Claudius Rome... STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! That's better. Carry on. Count Von Shadows returns to his regularly scheduled duties without further interruption.
Lord Arjay Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Okay, but I need the eyes, kidneys, and feet. I'll also need some flesh, though I'm willing to go halves with the flesh. The rest is yours to do with as you wish. I want the arms! Hmm, shame that these musicians aren't actually zombies - at least we get a good old fashioned hunt instead though!
Professor Flitwick Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 I want the arms! Hmm, shame that these musicians aren't actually zombies - at least we get a good old fashioned hunt instead though! Your welcome to them, but I need those nails for potion-er... chips and dip.
Emperor Claudius Rome Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 So seriously, not naming names or anything, but Emperor Claudius Rome... STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT! Sorry mien fuhrer count.
wmanidi Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Hello all.... CAKE!!! I am ready to kill.... SALE!!! I hope we can all get on that bus in five days! CAKE!!! SALE!!!!
Dannylonglegs Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 Let's not do anything with stakes. I, Lord of our Southern swamps, hope to assist this endeavorer of eating the flesh of the living, though I will not take part in the eating. I'm a vampyre. I don't eat... Wine... Oh, wait that didn't make sense. Now I must get into the shade, this light is really damaging my skin. Good-day. ~Vampyric Aristocrat
Lord Arjay Posted October 29, 2010 Posted October 29, 2010 I hope we can all get on that bus in five days! CAKE!!! SALE!!!! What bus???!!
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