SuvieD Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Had Lucas actually directed The Empire Strikes Back, this is probably what it woiuld have looked like. Luke would have been made into a clown and some Joker into an awesome dual pistol wielding villian. Of course in true Lucas style the Villian would have died in some cheesy sequence merely to advance the already weak plot. The sequence begins with this new quotable line "I am Skywalker, say hello to my pimp stick!"
JoeMI6 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 The Joker: I know that light is just for show, now, give me the hair as well. *Vhoom* The Joker: Ok, one arm for the hair then...
JoeMI6 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 The Joker: I can see your pwiddy light isn't real. But what you don't realise, is that these guns don't contain a bang, they contain a bullet with your name on it. Luke: I still don't know how you managed to switch our outfits.... _________________________________________________________________ The Joker: You know what he's done, don't you? Luke: Yeah. He's left us where his little sister can mess with us again.
Zane Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Luke: Why are you smiling about this? Joker: Because I can shoot you, hehe! Oh, and my face is printed like this...
JoeMI6 Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 A maniacal grin spread across the Joker's face as he whipped out his dual pistols. Luke stayed as cool as a cucumber. Little did the Joker know how easily a lightsaber cuts through metal, and flesh. ____________________________________________________________________ Joker: There is one reason I took your clothes. Luke: Why? Joker: Because I can't get a tan.
Zane Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 And then Luke realized how Trinny and Susanna really get their clients to wear what they both choose.
xwingyoda Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 Happy captionners, just a reminder that Contest 2 will end tomorrow evening !! So cast your captions while you still can ;-) *yoda*
MattZitron Posted May 31, 2006 Posted May 31, 2006 "He pulls a lightsaber, you pull a gun; he puts one of yours in the bacta tank, he puts one of yours in the morgue. Thats the Lego way." If you don't get the reference, watch this film.
xwingyoda Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Guys and Gals, Contest 2 is officially closed ;-) Once again, tks for your great captions !! Watch out for the upcomming poll and Contest n
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