Walter Kovacs Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 Hes a witch! He turned me into a newt! Let me guess. You got better. I'm a filthy harlott!! Aaaaahh, the witch is going to cast a spell and give you a permanant Blowjob. My place or yours tonight??? Score! There's a copy of the Kama Sutra in the library. Just don't leave the pages sticky like last time.
sok117 Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 Humn strange stuff is happening already. Can't wait till day one is up. were counting the days now! As for you commissioner I think you need to keep it in your pants!
Rufus Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 NICE messing with the filter, Hinck!! This slut Mafia is going to be fun.
JimBee Posted January 31, 2011 Author Posted January 31, 2011 Gahhh. I must've left the thread open. Thanks Hinck for moving the posts, I'll turn this into the Confirmation Discussion thread. There is going to be a short introduction though, which I'll add to the first post here in a little while (and inform you of). I'll take everyone's first post here as confirmation, and you may continue to spam discuss.
WhiteFang Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 Duke William is ready to take on this game of life. Let's rid those werewolves.
Hinckley Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 NICE messing with the filter, Hinck!! This slut Mafia is going to be fun. It's not too late to change "The Forest" to "Slut Mafia" :laugh:
Dragonator Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 What the hell is going on here? Where did all these sluts come from? I think it's about time we had some order around here. Harriet, come help me with my baton, I can't get it out of my pants.
The Legonater Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 Let me guess. You got better. I love that movie
MagPiesRUs Posted January 31, 2011 Posted January 31, 2011 My name's Terence Lyons. My pub used to be the most successful in all of Blackwood, but I can barely break even now that these slutty mcslutfaces have moved into the town.
Inconspicuous Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Hellooooo ladies. Ignatius Conan here. I'm a single, rich, and dashingly handsome store owner. You're welcome to come hang out at my place tonight! But when it gets later, try not to howl too much, or the neighbors will call the police.
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 but I can barely break even now that these slutty mcslutfaces have moved into the town. I love the swear filter!
def Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 All of you should know me already, but I am Daniel O'Donnell, owner of the local Irish restaurant. Of course my stew is both hearty and fine, but I highly recommend my shepherd's pie, a family recipe as old as the hills. I'm highly suspicious of these tales of slutty mcslutfaces though, I've never been the superstitious type...
CMP Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) (Got my avatar. Hot. ) I apologize for slapping several of you with my tea-drinking glove a short while ago, however, I simply detest being trapped here until this ludicrous 'lycanthropy' (which incidentally destroys you censor crap) theory blows over. Would anyone care an anecdote about the invention of the dinner roll? Edited February 1, 2011 by CallMePie
Walter Kovacs Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I suppose I should have made a proper introduction here. The names Walter Knox, librarian extrordinare. I'm certain there are plenty of books in the library which will help us find these shapeshifters of the night.
Zepher Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Hello hello. My name is Zed Phillips. I'm the local novelist, writing all kinds of spooky stories. I'm sure many of you read my most recent best-seller, slutty mcslutfaces & Unicycles: A Story of Horror on One Wheel. If you have not, no matter, though I suppose that you could always purchase it, if your interest is peaked. A ho ho ho, I'm getting off the subject, aren't I. I'm ready to catch any and all slutty mcslutfaces in this town!
Ricecracker Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 ...if your interest is peaked. Ah, my good sir, I believe you mean to say piqued! No matter, it's but a subtle difference I've picked up in your banter.
Zepher Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Indeed I did, indeed I did. I certainly do NOT hope that your interest has peaked in my books. A har de har ho. I do hope you can forgive me. Let us two be friends.
Admiral Ron Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Archibald Rynne at your service. I work at the local Irish Restaurant, and I am saving up for a new wig, so tips would be appreciated!
JimBee Posted February 1, 2011 Author Posted February 1, 2011 The first post has been updated. Please read the introduction and rules thoroughly. Especially the last one. If it is not crystal clear, please speak up. I would've had more pictures, but my camera is acting up and I didn't retake them all. Perhaps tomorrow I will (apologies for the delay, I was very busy this weekend. I will be more prompt for the rest of the game). EDIT: And it looks like everyone's confirmed. Day 1's start is tentative, but at earliest tomorrow or Wednesday (and latest Friday).
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I didn't properly introduce myself. I'm Harriet Clive. I work at the General Store. I sure do love serving the townsfolk...especially the men. Why are you all talking so much about sluts and slutty mcslutfaces? These murders seem to be the work of a werewolf or werewolves...
Sandy Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 *raises hand* A question for Jimbee: Why do we need the 24 hour limit before voting, if the day will last 72 hours in any case? I'm not against it, I just think that it's pointless with this voting system you're using. Anyway, can't wait for the game to start. I've got a whole family here to protect from those nasty applesauce. PS. Is "everyday citizen" just an alternative term for "unemployed"?
Dragonator Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Order thank you. Damn baton... Right, where are we? Oh yes, I see. I'm Dacius Nathans of the Blackwood Police Force. I'm glad to hear the chief is looking into the situation, we could have a riot on our hands if this isn't cleared up soon. Why are we staying with a vampire?
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I've got a whole family here to protect from those nasty applesauce. Now applesauce is attacking people? What is this world coming to?
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 So, you're all staying in my manor, hmm? Well please, settle in, get comfortable, don't break anything. Actually, just try not to touch anything. My name is Isaac Edgar, though since you are staying in my house you can just call me Isaac. Penelope, Fiona, please keep an eye on these people, make sure they behave and don't break anything.
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