Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 You people should talk more about werewolves. It's too much fun to watch.
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Why are we staying with a vampire? I'm a Baron, not a Count! And stop touching my things! You people should talk more about werewolves. It's too much fun to watch. Yes, this werewolf threat is quite worrisome. Especially now that you people have all herded into my manor, leaving the only place for the werewolves to strike being here. I was perfectly fine before, with the werewolves far away from my manor. But now we can root out the vile creatures, and get this werewolf threat over and done with.
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Considering the vague wording of the rules are there even any werewolves among us or is this some sort of...for lack of a better term...warlock search...no...frog stomp...that's not it either...witch hunt? Well, clearly people have been murdered. There are disemboweled men lying in the streets. I suppose those aren't figments of our imaginations. But perhaps we are just trying to put the blame on sluts and applesauce when really this is human horror...
Rick Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I never properly introduced myself to you folk. Although you probably all know me. Reginald Greyson is the name, retired Admiral of the Royal Navy. And whatever them folks try to tell you, I do not *burp* have a drinking problem. I didn't properly introduce myself. I'm Harriet Clive. I work at the General Store. I sure do love serving the townsfolk...especially the men. I served this country for my entire working life. Now it's time a fine curvy woman like Harriet serves me. And keep your filthy paws of her, a lady like Harriet deserves to be treated with a little respect.
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice everyone referred to me as Count in the ol' intro thingy. I was under the impression that I was a Baron. Am I a Baron or a Count? This is a matter of dire importance so Draggy doesn't get bragging rights.
Eskallon Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice everyone referred to me as Count in the ol' intro thingy. I was under the impression that I was a Baron. Am I a Baron or a Count? This is a matter of dire importance so Draggy doesn't get bragging rights. Or like I suggested a VAMPIRE. Tell us where you keep your coffin? Edited February 1, 2011 by Eskallon
Dragonator Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 What are you blathering about, Count von Edgar? You look like a count to me. And a vampire. Especially with those two slaves of yours.
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 You leave my slaves minions servants out of this. And hands off!
Professor Flitwick Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Penelope Fletcher, maid of the Barons, just officially confirming here! Thanks for letting me play JimButcher! Is it me, or is there something on the back of the Admirals head? ... He's Quirrel! Get him! :tongue:
Rick Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Is it me, or is there something on the back of the Admirals head? I have extensive hair growth in my neck... it's either that or I can make 180 turns. Both are freaky yeah
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I have extensive hair growth in my neck... Extensive hair growth. Surely there's no connection between that and werewolves...
Rick Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Extensive hair growth. Surely there's no connection between that and werewolves... Vampire!
Quarryman Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 And it seems I have been misled my whole life! Always thinking my family name was Fairfax, when it was actually Synclair! (at least that's what the voice in the Sky told me now, I hope it doesn't change its mind any more, I'm confused enough as it is. ) So, Quinn Synclair at your service.
Shadows Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Hello all, I'm Sebastien Vaughn, the rich and handsome wearer of fine hats and doer of not particularly much. I'm what you might call the idle rich, I don't like having to exert myself much unless you're a damsel in distress or especially without a dress (trust me, it's an amusing pun given my dashing accent). So, werewolves. Bugger. I need a good distraction. Or even a fair one. *passes Harriet a buck*
Fugazi Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Welcome to this manor, I am Fiona Gates. I have served the Baron for many years now, and he has always been a fair master. I will help you to your rooms, considering that you will be spending the night. I'm sure you will all sleep soundly -- as long as you don't touch anything!
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I'm sure you will all sleep soundly -- as long as you don't touch anything! <nods approvingly>
Peanuts Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 So, it's time I introduce myself as well: I'm Phillip Peers, and we are here to...do whatever we will do with the werewolfs once we caught them. Which won't be long with two first-class detectives in here. Nice house you have, count. NIce, large, huge house. I wonder if you could hide something in here, especially with two loyal servants. Maybe something like...what are we looking for? Oh, yes, werewolfes. Maybe some stolen werewolfs? No, wait, they weren't stolen, they're hiding from us. No more questions. But don't think you're done. I'm watching you all!
Alopex Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Hello everybody! I am Angela Fairfax. I hope we can get rid of the werwolves quickly and then get back to our normal lives... That succubus of a woman Angela Fairfax must've seduced him, surely. What was that? I'm married, and anyway he's changed his name back...
Mrlegoninja Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Are there any reserves for this game? Or does this game need none?
Bob Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Greetings, as you all know, I'm Benjamin Cobb. To echo my fellow townspeople's comments, I am ready to root out some applesauce.
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 So, it's time I introduce myself as well: I'm Phillip Peers, and we are here to...do whatever we will do with the werewolfs Werewolves! Spell it right or the swear filter won't hilariously replace it. I am Angela Fairfax. I hope we can get rid of the werwolves quickly and then get back to our normal lives... Damn it! Werewolves! Spell it right. Don't deny me my hilarity! To echo my fellow townspeople's comments, I am ready to root out some applesauce. Yay! Of all people, Bob spells it right.
Alopex Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Witch! Oh and I just realised what Iamded/Isaac really is: A VAMPIRE I'll stone you, cyclops bitch. There sure are a lot of creatures around here...
Peanuts Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 There sure are a lot of creatures around here... And that's not all: With my great eyes glanced something strange. Further examinations showed it to be a feather! Directly at my feet! Considering the unsual lenght of the feather, it's clear this feather belongs to a giant bird! That's the puzzle piece we were missing! We're not hunting weresluts, we're hunting birds! Hilariously large, very aggressive and highly homicidal birds! But I already figured out how to kill them: We just need Hilariously large, very aggressive and highly homicidal hunting guns, as guns are the natural enemies of birds. As I use to say: To kill a deadly bird, you gotta be a deadly bird. Doesn't work on weresluts.
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Yes, it appears we have some sort of dust/feather/ceilings-don't-meet-walls problems in our town. That and werewolves, sluts and applesauce? Why has God forsaken us?
Alopex Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Yes, it appears we have some sort of dust/feather/ceilings-don't-meet-walls problems in our town. You forgot about the mirroring walls...
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