Peanuts Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) Im not a Barbarian, it was frowned upon for Barbarians to have small cocks and Im huge down their Ask Harriet if you don't believe me Flat Chested Girl. What? Since when do Barbarians have small cocks? According to my information -and I am a detective specialized in this topic- teh roosters of Barbarians are much longer. At least that's what they told me at the university...not that I've ever seen a male barbarian in action... Edited February 1, 2011 by Peanuts
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 According to my information -and I am a detective specialized in this topic- teh roosters of Barbarians are much longer. I love the long ones!
Rufus Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 See here, Quinn. This man is a murderous old codger. Look at his unkempt hair, whereas mine (combs hair back handsomely) is the epitome of greatness. Don't you go putting evil ideas into your son's head. Without my Cambridge-inspired tutelage he would be a certified Oxford (*spit*) wastrel like his father. And I would hardly call my hair unkempt - it is indeed the hairstyle of the most revered Son of all sons: Heretic.
Peanuts Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Don't you go putting evil ideas into your son's head. Without my Cambridge-inspired tutelage he would be a certified Oxford (*spit*) wastrel like his father. And I would hardly call my hair unkempt - it is indeed the hairstyle of the most revered Son of all sons: Looks more like a psycho who indirectly kills many other psychos because he ltes a group of evil psychos control him. I guess that sums Bloodbrick's Asylum up perfectly.
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Looks more like a psycho who indirectly kills many other psychos because he ltes a group of evil psychos control him. I guess that sums Bloodbrick's Asylum up perfectly. But he's still hot!
Eskallon Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 What? Since when do Barbarians have small cocks? According to my information -and I am a detective specialized in this topic- teh roosters of Barbarians are much longer. At least that's what they told me at the university...not that I've ever seen a male barbarian in action... Ooops wrong time period, I was referring to Greeks. Stupid me getting Barbarian penis mixed up with Greek Penis. Perceptions of penis size are culture-specific. In Ancient Greece and in Renaissance art, an uncircumcised and small penis was culturally seen as desirable in a man, whereas a bigger or circumcised penis was viewed as comical or grotesque. So, for me a change of heart. Im a Barbarian...
Quarryman Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Don't you go putting evil ideas into your son's head. Without my Cambridge-inspired tutelage he would be a certified Oxford (*spit*) wastrel like his father. And I would hardly call my hair unkempt - it is indeed the hairstyle of the most revered Son of all sons: Excuse me Sir, but I believe you've mistaken my uncle for my father. Have you perhaps been drinking again? (yes, I know all about that hollowed out German mathematics book )
CMP Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 (edited) Excuse me Sir, but I believe you've mistaken my uncle for my father. Have you perhaps been drinking again? (yes, I know all about that hollowed out German mathematics book ) Cambridge? Pfaw! By god, he drinks too? Once this business is over, I'm filing a complaint with the school board the hobo who sleeps next to the schoolhouse. Edited February 1, 2011 by CallMePie
Rufus Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Excuse me Sir, but I believe you've mistaken my uncle for my father. Have you perhaps been drinking again? (yes, I know all about that hollowed out German mathematics book ) Why Quinn, you are quite correct. My apologies to you and your father. I have always said you'll go far in this world. And you'll get an A in German Mathematics this year, richtig. How's your father, Harriet?
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 How's your father, Harriet? Fine. I guess. I don't seem to have one, actually...so not fine? Ignatius is my boss? Is that what you mean? I'm confused. Where are the flying apple sauce pig sluts?
Rufus Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Fine. I guess. I don't seem to have one, actually...so not fine? Ignatius is my boss? Is that what you mean? I'm confused. Where are the flying apple sauce pig sluts? It's an euphemism. You know, as we Victorians say, fancy a bit of 'how's your father?' So do you?
Hinckley Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 It's an euphemism. You know, as we Victorians say, fancy a bit of 'how's your father?' So do you? *slap* My father was a decent man. He never touched me. I don't care what that tribunal said. He drowned. That proves he's no witch! I had to change my surname after that debacle...
Rufus Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 *slap* My father was a decent man. He never touched me. I don't care what that tribunal said. He drowned. That proves he's no witch! I had to change my surname after that debacle... That's not what it means. *sigh* Never mind. .. Arianna, how's your father?
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Nice house you have, count. Baron! Nice, large, huge house. I wonder if you could hide something in here, especially with two loyal servants. Ah yes, my loyal servants. I require a large house so as to store all the equipment required for my hobbies. Chemistry, metalwork, human anatomy... my servants are a great help. To echo my fellow townspeople's comments, I am ready to root out some applesauce. <sigh> If you people are hungry, just tell me plainly. We can hardly hunt werewolves on an empty stomach. Penelope, Fiona, would you please bring some refreshments for the people. See if we have any applesauce, it seems to be in high demand. Clearly the good Baron's ancestral home is old, and has suffered from subsidence and neglect. ... Penelope, Fiona, I would understand entirely if there were not enough refreshments for the teacher here. I'm sure he won't mind.
Professor Flitwick Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Penelope, Fiona, I would understand entirely if there were not enough refreshments for the teacher here. I'm sure he won't mind. There is a drop left, but unfortunetly it's been sprinkled with cyanide. Should I give it to him anyway?
Rufus Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 ... Penelope, Fiona, I would understand entirely if there were not enough refreshments for the teacher here. I'm sure he won't mind. I'm quite happy studying my German Mathematics, thank you, good Baron, and I apologise for the slight upon your wonderful estate.
iamded Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 I'm quite happy studying my German Mathematics, thank you, good Baron, and I apologise for the slight upon your wonderful estate. Very well. Apology accepted. Penelope, hold the cyanide.
Professor Flitwick Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 Very well. Apology accepted. Penelope, hold the cyanide. ... Too late. Oh well, now I have something to bait the rat traps with.
The Legonater Posted February 1, 2011 Posted February 1, 2011 No resevers? That's interesting. Although I didn't make it, this will be great to watch.
Admiral Ron Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 The Baron (Count) is serving food? I would love some mutton if you dont mind, I am quite famished after this whole evening. Oh and some mead!
JimBee Posted February 2, 2011 Author Posted February 2, 2011 *raises hand* A question for Jimbee: Why do we need the 24 hour limit before voting, if the day will last 72 hours in any case? I'm not against it, I just think that it's pointless with this voting system you're using. This game follows the tradition of older EB mafia games by having that no-vote period so that everyone has a fair chance of defending themselves in case of a bandwagon of votes rolls out and the lynchee is offline. PS. Is "everyday citizen" just an alternative term for "unemployed"? No, it's just an alternative term for "the host couldn't think of anything better". Shh, though, I don't want to seem lazy or anything. Considering the vague wording of the rules are there even any cute baby piggies among us or is this some sort of...for lack of a better term...warlock search...no...frog stomp...that's not it either...witch hunt? What's vague? Point it out to me. The rules are supposed to be crystal clear, and I definitely need to know if they're not. Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice everyone referred to me as Count in the ol' intro thingy What're you talking about? There's no Count in the intro? You must be trying to push your black magic on everyone. Burn the witch! No resevers? That's interesting. Although I didn't make it, this will be great to watch. Reserves: ADHO15 cralegoboy Mrlegoninja The Legonater Captain Genaro Capt. JohnPaul KingoftheZempk The crazy one Kartoffel Viking Brickme Day 1 will be up later tonight.
Admiral Ron Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Day 1 will be up later tonight. Huzzah! We can get started!
Inconspicuous Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Ignatius is my boss? Why yes I am! Speaking of which, why aren't you working? You better work overtime after we get rid of all these wolves, sluts, and vampires. Pass the German Mathematics books, please.
Walter Kovacs Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Huzzah! We can get started! You mean we haven't already? Seriously, I think many of us blew some A-list material before the game even started. We might have to stare at each other instead. I'll start.
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