Hinckley Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 So Harriet, I've heard you like...cock. Oh yes, it's my absolute favorite. I can swallow three or four at one sitting.
Sandy Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 How splendid you decided to take us in, Baron Edgar! Your manor is a true haven in this dire situation. Now I wouldn't mind if you kicked some of these cock-swallowers out, though. Their table-manners are dreadful, I must say. Quinn, you better keep your hands on your ears and your eyes fixed on the table. You are too young and easily influenced for this sort of discussion.
CMP Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Quinn, you better keep your hands on your ears and your eyes fixed on the table. You are too young and easily influenced for this sort of discussion. How about I tell Quinn about the 75 year construction of the White House? It's an exciting tale.
Dragonator Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 How splendid you decided to take us in, Baron Edgar! He's a Count, not a Baron. And a vampire, don't be fooled good sir. It is my duty to the public to make sure they are not confused by misconceptions such as this.
CMP Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Isaac Edgar (iamded) - Baron of the large manor on the village borders.
iamded Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 It's alright, Professor Synclair. We'll let Mr Nathans call me Count if he wishes, so long as it doesn't confuse others. Besides, I don't think he's 'all there' in the head. I wonder how he made it into the ranks of the police force...
Hinckley Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Stick in the Mud (CallMePie) - Looks down on common folk, doesn't like their humor. Uncanny, this description has you pegged, good sir.
Dragonator Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Count Isaac von Edgar (iamded) - Count of the large manor on the village borders. Also a Vampire. I don't know why everyone is so confused, it says it right there.
Admiral Ron Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Hm, perhaps we should just call him Bount? Thats a fair compromise is it not? Now quick, someone pass me the mead!
CMP Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Uncanny, this description has you pegged, good sir. Oh, I do love a good laugh, you have been misconfuzzled. Here's a good one. Sailr McGarthy fell off the starboard. The reason why, was a glass of port!
badboytje88 Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 CountBaron Edgar how splendid of you for letting us all stay here at your lovely vampire castlechateau. The food prepared by your walking blood banksservants is delicious. Here sugar buns try some cock rooster. Quinn do as your father told you and close your eyes and ears! Oops, what I meant to say was: CountBaron Edgar how splendid of you for letting us all stay here at your lovely vampire castlechateau. The food prepared by your walking blood banksservants is delicious. Here sugar buns try some cock rooster. Quinn do as your father told you and close your eyes and ears!
Hinckley Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Oh, I do love a good laugh, you have been misconfuzzled. Here's a good one. Sailr McGarthy fell off the starboard. The reason why, was a glass of port! Yay! Welcome to the party, my lord.
WhiteFang Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 With all of these vampires, sluts and cocks talk, it certainly gave me quite an uneasy feeling over it. Perhaps a drink from the host, will ought to calm our nerves a little, even though it is early in the morning to enjoy a slip of wine.
badboytje88 Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 With all of these vampires, sluts and cocks talk, it certainly gave me quite an uneasy feeling over it. Perhaps a drink from the host, will ought to calm our nerves a little, even though it is early in the morning to enjoy a slip of wine. Early? It's never to early for a good glass of wine. Or even better Scotch!
iamded Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 CountBaron Edgar how splendid of you for letting us all stay here at your lovely vampire castlechateau. The food prepared by your walking blood banksservants is delicious. Not you too... What can I do? What can I say to stop this play? Does my attire scream vampire? Or is it my hair that brings you fear? Do you want me to show my teeth to bring you ease and stop this grief? Do you want me to walk through sunlight to prove I'm not a creature of the night? Alright enough rhyming. With all of these vampires, sluts and cocks talk, it certainly gave me quite an uneasy feeling over it. Perhaps a drink from the host, will ought to calm our nerves a little, even though it is early in the morning to enjoy a slip of wine. Very well. Penelope, could you please fetch a bottle of wine from the cellar? Early? It's never to early for a good glass of wine. Or even better Scotch! ... Very well. Fiona, could you please go with Penelope and fetch a bottle of Scotch?
badboytje88 Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Not you too... What can I do? What can I say to stop this play? Does my attire scream vampire? Or is it my hair that brings you fear? Do you want me to show my teeth to bring you ease and stop this grief? Do you want me to walk through sunlight to prove I'm not a creature of the night? Who said I was afraid of vampires. As I've stated before, I'm a team Edward kind of girl.
Hinckley Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Not you too... What can I do? What can I say to stop this play? Does my attire scream vampire? Or is it my hair that brings you fear? Do you want me to show my teeth to bring you ease and stop this grief? Do you want me to walk through sunlight to prove I'm not a creature of the night? Alright enough rhyming. Very well. Penelope, could you please fetch a bottle of wine from the cellar? So, Baron Count? You're a reclusive freak, huh? No countess? What do you do out here all by yourself with your servants? Do they lure men in and you eat them by the light of the full moon, you applesauce slut?
iamded Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 So, Baron Count? You're a reclusive freak, huh? No countess? What do you do out here all by yourself with your servants? Do they lure men in and you eat them by the light of the full moon, you applesauce slut? I'm not all by myself. I have my servants. No need for a Countess with such devoted servants. And I take offence at the term 'freak'. Just because I'm not one to socialise with the public, doesn't mean I'm a freak. As for what I do, I have plenty of hobbies to keep me entertained. I'm quite a fan of the sciences - chemistry, human anatomy... I find metalwork rather entertaining as well. And... applesauce slut? I'm not the one craving applesauce here.
Inconspicuous Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Stop giving the Count such a hard time! For all we know, he just has no sense of fashion and bad taste in hair styles. He's taken us in, fed us, and is about to serve Scotch! Don't spoil the fun and jam a stake into the generosity of his heart.
Rick Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Stop giving the Count such a hard time! Oh, look we've found ourselves another vampire. I thought we were hunting flying piggies. Oh, right, werewolves. Any leads? Now, let's get down to the important business. Harriet!!! Any breakfast left?
iamded Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 For all we know, he just has no sense of fashion and bad taste in hair styles. Oh pish posh! <runs comb through hair, brushes off jacket> I'm full of style and flair. You people need to learn how to accessorise! But, thank you for you compliments Mr Conan.
Rufus Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Any breakfast left? There's still plenty of coq left, and thanks to the good Baron it's now au vin. For some reason it's more popular with the ladies. Baron, this is a fantastic spread. I particularly enjoyed the almonds, although they tasted a little bitter. So, Chief Hewitt, presumably you are experienced in tracking down miscreants. How do you suggest we begin this werewolf-hunt?
Shadows Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 Well, this is starting off as quite the rousing party with sausages and sluts at the vampire house, thanks for giving us such a warm welcome CountBaronvonVampirepants. As for the werewolves... why don't we just make a bunch of silver bullets and shoot everyone in the arm until one of them dies? It seems so simple and being a proper gentleman, I'll even offer to go last.
Admiral Ron Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 As for the werewolves... why don't we just make a bunch of silver bullets and shoot everyone in the arm until one of them dies? It seems so simple and being a proper gentleman, I'll even offer to go last. That, sir is so crazy....it just might work!
Dragonator Posted February 2, 2011 Posted February 2, 2011 He's taken us in, fed us, and is about to serve Scotch! Don't spoil the fun and jam a stake into the generosity of his heart. Yeah, that's what most decent vampires do, right before they suck your... um, your... blood, that's it. From your... neck.
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