World cup rules for (female) significant others

[Vader]

Ok this was passed to me today so i thought i would share with you all ;-)

World cup rules for (female) significant others

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fianc

[xwingyoda]

Looooooool and ROFL :-D ;-)

Tks for this piece of evidence Vader ;-)

He he, I know some women who will suffer during this month :-P I thonk French women will be spared in a couple of days but then again, they will suffer the bad moods...

*yoda*

[Vader]

Im going to put this right where my woman can see it just to be sure :-D

[Jipay]

As a non football fan, I am lucky enough to look at any naked girl that would come in front of my tv :-D

[Vader]

X-D

[Kikuichimonji]

This was in my paper this morning, hehe. They also had 10 rules to counter these. I'll look them up and post them :-P

[Jipay]

Ahh, now I want the counter rules ! Can't wait !

[Kikuichimonji]

They're not really counter rules, just some points that some women;s anti-football organisation came up with:

1. Away with the World Cup, for once and for all

2. We won't let ourselves be put offside anymore

3. Grass is for cows, you're a bull if you play football (that's a dutch expression)

4. A ball in house is a ball removed (you know what kind...)

5. Every hour of football on tv is to be countered with 2 hours Sex and the City, Friends or Desperate Housewives. At prime time.

6. We (the organisation) will do all to make our point clear. Demonstrations, drawing public attention, autograph actions...everything.

7. Every goal the Dutch football team makes is to be countered by an afternoon of shopping. At the man's costs.

8. Every orange piece of clothing (including hats, shawls etc.) the man wears leads to a week of 'womens strike'. For instance, 2 orange pieces of clothing means no *youknowhat* for 2 weeks.

9. Watching football in a pub will be countered with an extensive breakfast in bed. Clean, shaved, washed, no longer drunk.

10. All remote controls in the house are property of the woman.

Might be some bad translations in there, but that shouldn't matter too much.

[Vader]

Kikuichimonji i think you should be banned for posting such a thing >:-( ................lol :-D ;-) X-D :-)

[Jipay]

well actually I wouldn't mind watching sex and the city or desperate housewives at primetime *sweet*

[Vader]

8-

[SuvieD]

Europeans are very lucky. In the US we get to watch golf and basketball. :'-(

American Football can be fun to watch also but I miss not being able to watch real Football.

[Jipay]

don't you have access to european channels ? We do get the american ones here

[snefroe]

don't you have access to european channels ? We do get the american ones here

I guess it would be like tennis: they usually only show the games of their own American players/team(s), thinking only hardcore fans are interested in the other, very often, much more exciting games. They're assuming that real fans have cable with at least one sports dedicated station. Not a week goes by without American tennis fans complaining about this lack of airtime on tv in any sports magazine you can think of...

[xwingyoda]

When I was living in the US, they showed all the US games (their championship is becoming quite interesting actually) and as well they followed quite well the UK championship !!

Football (or soccer over there hehe) really becomes more and more popular (that started really since the World Cup in the US).

*yoda*

[Evil Willy]

Wow that was too funny. I don't watch football (Soccer where I am) But I have watched replays and stuff on TV and it looks a lot more interesting than hockey and whatnot. Im probabley the only Canadian who doesn't realy watch hockey. Anyways that was good.