Hinckley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I thought you were afraid of my "sword". Might as well put it into its "sheath" before I'm lynched. I thought you couldn't find it... Oh, you're being dirty. Yay!
Alopex Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous Goodbye Mr. Werewolf! I won't miss you... Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous Sorry, I didn't vote as boldly as I should... I had to say it louder!
Inconspicuous Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I thought you couldn't find it... Goodbye Mr. Werewolf! I won't miss you... Bye bye! I won't miss you either. Your skirt doesn't go very well with your shirt. I thought you might like to know.
Hinckley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Bye bye! I won't miss you either. Your skirt doesn't go very well with your shirt. I thought you might like to know. Another tell: Werewolves have excellent fashion sense.
Alopex Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Your skirt doesn't go very well with your shirt. And your sword doesn't go very well with your suit.
Inconspicuous Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Another tell: Werewolves have excellent fashion sense. Well excuuuuse me. As a business executive I earn money while wearing clothes. Then again, I wouldn't expect you to know anything about that. And your sword doesn't go very well with your suit. I'm sure it would look fine stabbing through yours. Touche.
Sandy Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Hooray! Let's all have a great celebratory orgy now that we're reaching the conclusion of this ordeal. Let's cover our saviour Harriet in applesauce just like she deserves. But before that, I will vote: Ignatius Conan/Inconspicuous
Hinckley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Let's not prematurely ejaculate applesauce on me. There could be a Rogue left... Or worse, a Rouge.
Alopex Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Let's all have a great celebratory orgy Again? Or was the last one postponed? I'm happy with a celebration once this nightmare has ended, but the problem is, I've got Gymnophobia...
Sandy Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Again? Or was the last one postponed? That was just an interlude. Harriet, I strongly believe we've gotten all of them. But of course we won't know it until tomorrow.
Fugazi Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 I say let's get applesauced right away, while Mr Conan can still join in. Vote: Igantius Conan the Barbarian (Inconspicuous)
Professor Flitwick Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous. Let's get this nightmare over with! I say let's get applesauced right away, while Mr Conan can still join in. Why'd we want to include a disgusting, filthy Werewolf that lives in it own feces? We could catch something.
Fugazi Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Why'd we want to include a disgusting, filthy Werewolf that lives in it own feces? We could catch something. Well, he did promise not to shed any hair in the applesauce.
Hinckley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous. Let's get this nightmare over with! Why'd we want to include a disgusting, filthy Werewolf that lives in it own feces? We could catch something. Hey now, he wears a suit. That's not filthy. And we can clean up the feces. Sorry Mr. Conan, some people are just werewolf-phobes.
Alopex Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Hey now, he wears a suit. That's not filthy. And we can clean up the feces. Sorry Mr. Conan, some people are just werewolf-phobes. He's still hairy though...
Professor Flitwick Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Hey now, he wears a suit. That's not filthy. And we can clean up the feces. Sorry Mr. Conan, some people are just werewolf-phobes. Oh, so now you want to help the help? Just wished you could've been helpful with clearing away the bodies as you are with cleaning up the men.
Hinckley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Oh, so now you want to help the help? Just wished you could've been helpful with clearing away the bodies as you are with cleaning up the men. We each have our talents, dear. Don't be jealous.
WhiteFang Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Let's bring this on, Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous After this mayhem, we ought to put together and erect a statue for our dear Harriet!
Professor Flitwick Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 I believe the village owes a huge thank you to Harriet. I suggest we erect a lookalike statue for you in the town square and rename the whorehouse after you. Hooray for our savior! After this mayhem, we ought to put together and erect a statue for our dear Harriet! There's a terrible echo in here...
Lord Arjay Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Vote: Igantius Conan / Inconspicous. From the lack of a pick axe killing last night, it looks as though Mr Sword Killer is the last evil we need to defeat. I can't wait for things to get back to normal.
iamded Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Penelope! Fiona! Stay away from the werewolf orgy. I don't want anything you catch passed on... Oh, right, the actual reason why we're here. I almost forgot. Vote: Ignatius Conan (Inconspicuous)! Question: Who the hell is this Igantius everyone is voting for?
Inconspicuous Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Hey now, he wears a suit. That's not filthy. Sorry Mr. Conan, some people are just werewolf-phobes. Thanks Harriet. Question: Who the hell is this Igantius everyone is voting for? Thank you Baron for correcting everyone. It's spelled Ignatius, thank you very much.
Hinckley Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 Thank you Baron for correcting everyone. It's spelled Ignatius, thank you very much. In all honesty, the ladies at the whorehouse general store call him Giantius Ignatius.
JimBee Posted February 27, 2011 Author Posted February 27, 2011 Vote Tally: Ignatius Conan/ Inconspicuous: 11 (CallMePie, Admiral Ron, Hinckley, Alopex, Sandy, Fugazi, Professor Flitwick, WhiteFang, Lord Arjay, iamded) The guests of the manor had decided to lynch Ignatius Conan. The servants seized him, and took him out of the foyer to execute. He went without a word, and shortly after, Fiona and Penelope came back with the results. Ignatius was the sword killer, and took on this role after the werewolf, Zed, died. He was allied with Zed, and therefore, was allied as a Werewolf. The crowd cheered, and everyone went to bed. Was it over? Only time would tell... Please send in night actions now.
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