Inconspicuous Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 There's really nothing I can say that can change your minds, is there? Be honest with me. You're all stubborn, and that stubborness is a double-edged sword. It's led you to some successful convictions, but it's also killed a few innocent lives. I'm just another innocent victim, falling to the real killer's sword. I bet you're going to have a lot of fun tomorrow when you realize the battle isn't won yet. Harriet, how could you turn on me like this? I was working with you every step of the game, trying to root out those evil Rogues! I always protected who you asked me to and you know for a fact that I actually protected a number of your friends. What happened? Why did your feelings change as quickly as the wind? Yes, I'm the ex-werewolf bodyguard. I've been using my protecting ability for the good of the town. And I assure you that I'm not a killer. I'm not even going to throw any other names in to the voting arena simply because I'm just as clueless as all of you are. If I can answer any of your further questions, I will, but I'm pretty sure you've already made up your minds.
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Harriet, how could you turn on me like this? I'm not even going to throw any other names in to the voting arena simply because I'm just as clueless as all of you are. You don't have another lead? But you've been telling Charles that I'm the sword killer. Why don't you vote for me? You're all stubborn, and that stubborness is a double-edged sword. It's led you to some successful convictions, but it's also killed a few innocent lives. For future scum players, notice he uses the term "you" instead of "we." That's a tell...
Sandy Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Mr. Conan, just face it. You shouldn't even bother... Zed, Quinn, Beatrice and Ruben all tried to sway our minds, but in the end they all turned out to be lying. You are no different. I agree that we made some mistakes along the way, but that was inevitable. Besides, the only innocent person we lynched was Adam Sokern, who fervently defended a werewolf. So I'd say we Villagers have done an excellent job to survive this ordeal.
Inconspicuous Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 You don't have another lead? But you've been telling Charles that I'm the sword killer. Why don't you vote for me? If you've been actually reading anything I've discussed with you, you'd know that HE came up with that theory. For future scum players, notice he uses the term "you" instead of "we." That's a tell... 'You' as in 'the people who are about to lynch me regardless of my innocence'. For someone who's led us to a number of victories, you can be quite stupid sometimes. Mr. Conan, just face it. You shouldn't even bother... Zed, Quinn, Beatrice and Ruben all tried to sway our minds, but in the end they all turned out to be lying. You are no different. Well, I know you're going to lynch me anyways. So I might as well go out with a bang, and have a little fun trying.
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 If you've been actually reading anything I've discussed with you, you'd know that HE came up with that theory. 'You' as in 'the people who are about to lynch me regardless of my innocence'. For someone who's led us to a number of victories, you can be quite stupid sometimes. Sowwy. We can let you vote for Gallagher if you want to go out with a bang. Then we get see you both explode! Can we?
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Sowwy. We can let you vote for Gallagher if you want to go out with a bang. Then we get see you both explode! Can we? I think Gallagher only explodes when lyched. But good thoughts! So, are you 100% sure it's Conan?
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 So, are you 100% sure it's Conan? Yes. And Gallagher does explode when lynched, so we can let Mr. Conan be the only one to vote for him since it only takes one vote to lynch. I don't think Gallagher will like this plan, but if the rest of us want to see him explode...
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Yes. And Gallagher does explode when lynched, so we can let Mr. Conan be the only one to vote for him since it only takes one vote to lynch. I don't think Gallagher will like this plan, but if the rest of us want to see him explode... What is Gallagher is lying? Well, since it's Conan, and it can't be me, I guess it's safe to reveal I've been lying the whole time. I was never a Vampire Hunter, was never neutral, and have been a vailla townie the entire time.
Sandy Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Well, since it's Conan, and it can't be me, I guess it's safe to reveal I've been lying the whole time. I was never a Vampire Hunter, was never neutral, and have been a vailla townie the entire time. Umm, why did you lie about something like that? To get you off the hook from that one voting? Clever, I admit. But if after this lynch this ordeal still continues, I'll know who to place my vote on. Sorry, brother. Not because you're vanilla townie, of course, but because you could very well be lying about that as well.
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 What is Gallagher is lying? is is? Well, then he's a Rogue and we'd be rid of him. And we'd have another day to vote of Mr. Conan since he's blocked for two nights. What is Gallagher is lying? Well, since it's Conan, and it can't be me, I guess it's safe to reveal I've been lying the whole time. I was never a Vampire Hunter, was never neutral, and have been a vailla townie the entire time. Why would you make that up? Was it to avoid the suspicion of those without night actions? Why would you pretend to be neutral? If there's a good reason, good work because I believed it. Poo. Well, as long as we're being honest, I never thought the Vampire Hunter was as important as I made it out to be. I knew if Beatrice came back we'd just vote her megablocks out. I was trying to make it sound like you had a really important night action so the killer would go after you instead of somone who actually had an important night action. Sorry...
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Well...I assume you wouldn't have bothered to keep me around, Harriet. But the neutral part was an accident. I colored my role name gray to make it seem legit, but then you kept saying 'you're neutral' and I thought to myself 'hey, I'm lying anyway' so I went along with it. Sam, if I was a Rogue, why would I admit that, knowing the game's still not over? If I didn't think the game was ending today, I wouldn't have told you. I thought it'd be funny to admit it.
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Well...I assume you wouldn't have bothered to keep me around, Harriet. But the neutral part was an accident. I colored my role name gray to make it seem legit, but then you kept saying 'you're neutral' and I thought to myself 'hey, I'm lying anyway' so I went along with it. Very cleverly played. You were only a target for the killer for one night. Then once Beatrice was back and you announced you were the Vampire Hunter, but we voted her out, then you were off our radar and the scum's radar too. Smart.
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Very cleverly played. You were only a target for the killer for one night. Then once Beatrice was back and you announced you were the Vampire Hunter, but we voted her out, then you were off our radar and the scum's radar too. Smart. Why thank you. Shall we celebrate with appole-sauce covered cock?
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Why thank you. Shall we celebrate with appole-sauce covered cock? Is there any other kind? But let's not celebrate until God confirms we are safe. The remaining rogue could've tried to kill somone who was protected...or converted someone last night.
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Is there any other kind? But let's not celebrate until God confirms we are safe. The remaining rogue could've tried to kill somone who was protected...or converted someone last night. No, if they were protected, I think it's show a scuffle, and if they could convert, there wouldn't have been a pickaxe killing every night. Now that you mention it, cock goes well with grape jelly as well.
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 No, if they were protected, I think it's show a scuffle, and if they could convert, there wouldn't have been a pickaxe killing every night. Traditionally, there's no killing a night when there's a conversion. Let's bide the rest of our time by trying every condiment we have on cock!
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Traditionally, there's no killing a night when there's a conversion. Let's bide the rest of our time by trying every condiment we have on cock! Yes, but there's been a pickaxe killing pretty much every night. I think all the Rogues are dead. Ooh! I have a list in my room! Let me go get it!
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Ooh! I have a list in my room! Let me go get it! Let's lock him in there.
CMP Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 Let's lock him in there. As long as you come in with me.
Hinckley Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 As long as you come in with me. Are you insinuating that I'm some sort of slut? Oh wait... Oh, right. I am. OK, let's go.
CMP Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Ah, that was quite enjoyable Harriet. Oh, it's voting time. Vote: Conan Lost-his-sword/Inconspicious
Admiral Ron Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Is it voting time already? Vote: Mr. Conan/Inconspicious
Hinckley Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 This is for Terrence Lyons, Beatrice Synclair and Ebenezer Hewitt! Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous Can we have one more roll in the hay before you're lynched?
CMP Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 This is for Terrence Lyons, Beatrice Synclair and Ebenezer Hewitt! Vote: Igantius Conan/Inconpicuous Can we have one more roll in the hay before you're lynched? What the hell, I'm going back to Oxford after this anyway. Can I join in?
Inconspicuous Posted February 26, 2011 Posted February 26, 2011 Can we have one more roll in the hay before you're lynched? I thought you were afraid of my "sword". Might as well put it into its "sheath" before I'm lynched.
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