Sandy Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Morning, everyone! Yes, morning to you too, Benji, you can stop sniffing my butt now. I have to say I feel just horrible about this situation. Here we are, losing our beloved friends one by one to the demons who dwell in the forest around us, and our only choice is to lynch even more of our friends in hopes of finding whoever is causing this. Couldn't the evil-doers just 'fess up so we could have this over and done with by lunch? Anyone?
Walter Kovacs Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Morning, everyone! Yes, morning to you too, Benji, you can stop sniffing my butt now. Twasn't me, my dear. I've been following Kenda this morning. You know how much I love chasing pussy.
Eskallon Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Hello, everyone, It seems we are in a delicate situation, unless we vote there may be a random kill which is unlikely to benefit us. So lets sit tight for now and look for any slip-ups. Hopefully we will be successful and catch an evil-doer. Why must you roar at regular intervals? It's quite scary. It's not like the rest of us make our respective animal noises. Well, at least not in public. I like rolling in mud every once in a while
Sandy Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 You know how much I love chasing pussy. I know that all too well... As for me, I'm hungry for some long, thick, juicy carrot. Mmmm....
Walter Kovacs Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 As for me, I'm hungry for some long, thick, juicy carrot. Mmmm.... Ah, I can't help you there, I'm afraid. As a b ulldog, everything I have is short and stubby. And yes, that is what she said.
Professor Flitwick Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 As aforementioned by many of you here, I'm shocked by the fact that one of us could be trying to appease these evil demons. I'm with Edgar here, it's likely that the Demon Legion supporters among us are much too clever to let anything slip in their idle chatter today. Those who are chatting, anyway. You never know; I read a book from Wendell's store, and in it an idiotic Werewolf revealed their true colours to bunch of sluts in a brothel, all by one slip of the tongue.
Rufus Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 You never know; I read a book from Wendell's store, and in it an idiotic Werewolf revealed their true colours to bunch of sluts in a brothel, all by one slip of the tongue. We'll be lucky indeed to catch someone slipping up here. I guess there's nothing to do but wait for clues. Is it too early for lunch? I'm sure I've got a sausage in my lunchbox that I could share with you, Kenda! I know how much you like licking...
CorneliusMurdock Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 It's hard to believe that on such a sunny day in our fair village that there could be such evil among us. And that we have to make such a nasty decision to vote out someone with so little information... I'd like to remind everyone that the angry mob supplies are still on sale at my store. Let's catch those evil-doers before we innocents are done in by them.
Lord Arjay Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Hello, I am Kaley. You will call me Kaley. I am the Mill Operator and as my job title suggests, I operate the mill. I agree that given our options, voting someone out is clearly the best way to go. Although it's almost impossible to think that some of us are evil. So lets sit tight for now and look for any slip-ups. Sounds like a plan. I'll just sit down over here and wait then. ..... Has anyone slipped up yet? I'd like to remind everyone that the angry mob supplies are still on sale at my store. I can't get angry, it's too distressing. Do you have any mildly frustrated and rather upset mob supplies?
I Scream Clone Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Do you need help deciphering the Book of the Demon Legion? Yes so I can rid the town of Demons, afterall, why would I need help deciphering the book if I was a demon? Twasn't me, my dear. I've been following Kenda this morning. You know how much I love chasing pussy. Oh you boys I feel like the cat with the cream All this attention will make a pussy purr. Ah, I can't help you there, I'm afraid. As a b ulldog, everything I have is short and stubby. And yes, that is what she said. Its how you use it that counts "Stumpy" We'll be lucky indeed to catch someone slipping up here. I guess there's nothing to do but wait for clues. Is it too early for lunch? I'm sure I've got a sausage in my lunchbox that I could share with you, Kenda! I know how much you like licking... Miaaaaaow indeed, come and lets sit down for a while in the shade. Now where is that Raccoon, you know how cats and litter go together
CorneliusMurdock Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 I can't get angry, it's too distressing. Do you have any mildly frustrated and rather upset mob supplies? You mean like protest signs? I do have some blunted pitchforks and fireproof effigies but we're probably going to have to be more proactive than that to catch the evil-doers.
Shadows Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 We're not aiming to chain up demons, we're aiming to chain up the ones that control them, or brought them here, or worship them, or something. Oh! I'm glad one of us has some horse sense around here. So maybe those with idle tongues are a good choice for us to go after today? I don't know, it seems like a good way for now. That sounds as reasonable as anything else so far. Let's keep our eyes open for the quiet ones. As for me, I'm hungry for some long, thick, juicy carrot. Mmmm.... You know where to get it, we grow 'em big on my farm.
Quarryman Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 That sounds as reasonable as anything else so far. Let's keep our eyes open for the quiet ones. Yes, once we can assume everyone has gotten past the initial shock of this horrible morning and had a chance to speak up it's time to look for those who don't speak up. For the time being at least it's the most we can do. You know where to get it, we grow 'em big on my farm. Hmm, a carrot.. sure, why not. Though a proper sausage would be better.
Fugazi Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Yes so I can rid the town of Demons, afterall, why would I need help deciphering the book if I was a demon? Because you're not a flesh-eating demon yet, just an Demon Legion apprentice trying to master the dark art of sorcery. Isn't it obvious? Why don't we just ask our librarian, he will know who was the last to borrow the 'Book of The Demon Legion'?
Sandy Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 You know where to get it, we grow 'em big on my farm. Oh, goody! If you give me a great big one, Mr. Fox, I'll let you sniff my flower.
Rufus Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Why don't we just ask our librarian, he will know who was the last to borrow the 'Book of The Demon Legion'? Let's ask him. Wendell!! Get your face out of that clam and tell us who took the demon book! Hmm, a carrot.. sure, why not. Though a proper sausage would be better. Sheldon, I have a sausage, but I normally reserve it for the ladies... and I kinda promised Kenda the first lick
Ricecracker Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 How dare these evil Demon Legion things come into our cute and fuzzy town. It's all so sad. We must get rid of them! Unfortunately, I fear we must lynch someone today... Anyone want some milk with their breakfast? As the dairy producer of Forestville, it is my duty to lactate often, and it seems to happen more when I'm afraid... So, uh, any takers?
Zepher Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 As aforementioned by many of you here, I'm shocked by the fact that one of us could be trying to appease these evil demons. You never know; I read a book from Wendell's store, and in it an idiotic Werewolf revealed their true colours to bunch of sluts in a brothel, all by one slip of the tongue. I read the story, and I think the werewolf was just bad at reading, not stupid. Anywhosies, unless anyone has previous knowledge that may help us, I doubt we will find anything today what so ever. So if anyone some how had a divine intervention and was told some prophetic knowledge, please speak no-ow! If not, I'll go tend to the flowers. They sure do smell lovely! They're the only thing that can get my mind off the terrible events of the past few days. Gallows in the town square, oh my. My only suggestion would be to look for people who aren't speaking up much. Generally, in the books, at least one of the evil-wevils try that strategy. But I hate the thought of killing someone without any proof. Oh wellsies, your choice guys!
iamded Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 That makes absolutely no sense at all! No, I'm afraid not. Oh. Well then, any other suggestions? So maybe those with idle tongues are a good choice for us to go after today? I don't know, it seems like a good way for now. Yes, that seems like a plan. Good thinking Bruno Bear. Horace munches some apples while looking for the quiet ones...
Sandy Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Carrots, sausages, fresh milk... There's no breakfast like what Spring Haven has to offer!
Rufus Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 Carrots, sausages, fresh milk... There's no breakfast like what Spring Haven has to offer! Don't tell Pennie about the sausages....
Professor Flitwick Posted March 7, 2011 Posted March 7, 2011 I read the story, and I think the werewolf was just bad at reading, not stupid. What book did you read?
Scouty Posted March 8, 2011 Posted March 8, 2011 Carrots, sausages, fresh milk... There's no breakfast like what Spring Haven has to offer! I'd say ! Delicious!
I Scream Clone Posted March 8, 2011 Posted March 8, 2011 Because you're not a flesh-eating demon yet, just an Demon Legion apprentice trying to master the dark art of sorcery. Isn't it obvious? Why don't we just ask our librarian, he will know who was the last to borrow the 'Book of The Demon Legion'? Oh, of course, how silly of me, I just assumed the evil ones were Demons themselves, good thing we don't have any chickens running around screaming about the sky falling! Or people looking for an easy target, oh wait that's all of us! Oh, goody! If you give me a great big one, Mr. Fox, I'll let you sniff my flower. Let's ask him. Wendell!! Get your face out of that clam and tell us who took the demon book! Sheldon, I have a sausage, but I normally reserve it for the ladies... and I kinda promised Kenda the first lick I call dibs! on Cameron that is, not reading, I will leave that to Mr Wendell to explain. Anyone want some milk with their breakfast? As the dairy producer of Forestville, it is my duty to lactate often, and it seems to happen more when I'm afraid... So, uh, any takers? Udderly fantastic idea, we cats do like our cream! Did I mention the Furry party at my place tonight? Come one come all (No demon acolytes allowed though) Hopefully we can boogey the night away without any fatalities (yer right) Apple bobbing and carrot pulling plus much much more. No fur in the spa though
WhiteFang Posted March 8, 2011 Posted March 8, 2011 Did I mention the Furry party at my place tonight? Come one come all (No demon acolytes allowed though) Hopefully we can boogey the night away without any fatalities (yer right) Apple bobbing and carrot pulling plus much much more. No fur in the spa though A "Furry party" sounds real right and nice! You know that we ought to stick together when our numbers is greater than to leave each others out alone in the cold. For now, I tend to treat all of you as my friends. It's really hard to believe that anyone of us are actually demon by nature. I need some tea!!
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