The Legonater Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 I was thinking that myself, but alas; But you said under the mattress- unless there's no difference.
Peanuts Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Gloria falls into the pond. There's only dirt and stone in the pond. That's exactly why I wanted to get the water out before searching in it. I wonder what's wrong with your family. I'd like to know if there's something under the couch, and if we can remove the tiles from the kitchen floor somehow.
Bob Posted April 9, 2011 Author Posted April 9, 2011 I'd like to unload the gun and hang onto the gun and bullets for safekeeping. Inspector Liebenston takes the bullets. I'd like to look at the notepads in the cabinet and see if there have been any messages written on them lately. I'd like to look through the books in the nightstand. If there are any that stand out, I would like to search them for secret compartments or notes. There's been no messages written on them. The books in the nightstand are romance novels, and none of them really stand out. There's only a few, so James checks for secret compartments in each. None of them have one. But you said under the mattress- unless there's no difference. There's nothing under or in the mattress. That's exactly why I wanted to get the water out before searching in it. I wonder what's wrong with your family. I'd like to know if there's something under the couch, and if we can remove the tiles from the kitchen floor somehow. Nothing under the couch, and if you take the proper tools you can remove the kitchen floor tiles.
Peanuts Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Do we have proper tools? If yes, I'd try to take the tiles out.
Brickdoctor Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Am I not allowed to take the gun? I'd prefer to have the gun and the bullets both with me, just in case.
CMP Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Am I not allowed to take the gun? I'd prefer to have the gun and the bullets both with me, just in case. Why? I think I am more than capable of defending everyone. And I don't trust many people with guns. If there's a pillow I'd like to search it.
Admiral Ron Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 That's exactly why I wanted to get the water out before searching in it. I wonder what's wrong with your family.] Don't be such a baby, a little water never hurt nobody. And I have the proper tools I would like to take the tiles out.
Fugazi Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Inside one cabinet are all of Ralph's clothes. There's shirts and pants, and there's signs of usage. Also in the cabinet is Ralph's shoes. Inside the other cabinet are Valerie's clothes. The contents of the cabinet do not appear to have been touched in quite some time. There's a few nice dresses, as well as some other clothing articles, but nothing appears out of the ordinary. I would like to check Ralph's pockets for any contents, and note the size of his shoes. I would also like, with Ralph's permission, to look trough Valerie's clothes cabinet for anything that might be hidden through the clothes. I would like to take the tiles out. Ain't we going a little overboard here?
Admiral Ron Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Ain't we going a little overboard here? There is no such thing as going overboard when it comes to rooting out Commie Bastards.
Sisco Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Go right ahead, Alan. And what do you think you're doing, Gloria? First you reveal that I'm a vigilante, then you want to rip the floors out in my house?
The Legonater Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 And what do you think you're doing, Gloria? First you reveal that I'm a vigilante, then you want to rip the floors out in my house? And people complain about me wanting to shoot down a chandelier... I'd like to see if we can remove the carpeting
Brickdoctor Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Why? I think I am more than capable of defending everyone. And I don't trust many people with guns. I'm not taking your gun. I'd like to rip off all the carpeting, tiling, and floorboards, tear down all the walls, remove the shingles on the roof, overturn every stone, take the fabric off any furniture, open all pillows and quilts, and basically open anything that could conceal something.
The Legonater Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 I'm not taking your gun. I'd like to rip off all the carpeting, tiling, and floorboards, tear down all the walls, remove the shingles on the roof, overturn every stone, take the fabric off any furniture, open all pillows and quilts, and basically open anything that could conceal something. I've got it: Our Investigator was ubducted by aliens and got a new brain. Our new Investigator is thus insane. I like it
Sisco Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 You break it you buy it. At this rate, you're all gonna have to buy me a new house...
Fugazi Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 You could consider moving home Ralph... There's a nice clean abandoned General Store behind my farm, with a nice view and direct access to Alabatha's first subway line!
Brickdoctor Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 You break it you buy it. At this rate, you're all gonna have to buy me a new house... Wait - 'You break it; you buy it' means that if I break it I buy it for myself. That means that if we tear up your property and abide by that rule, then we buy your property for ourselves, and you have to go find someplace else to live.
Sisco Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 But I set the price on whatever you break; I could easily make it two to three times higher than what it's worth; therefore giving me plenty of money to buy a new house.
Brickdoctor Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 But I set the price on whatever you break; I could easily make it two to three times higher than what it's worth; therefore giving me plenty of money to buy a new house. Smart. Well then, while we're at it, we might as well take apart the whole house.
Sisco Posted April 9, 2011 Posted April 9, 2011 Might as well. Since my wife turned out to be a Communist Bitch, I have nothing in this house that I want. I'd like to smash the picture of my wife and I in Paris for effect Alan, how much for the General Store and some land around it? I'm sure I'll have plenty by the time everyone's done here.
The Legonater Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 Might as well. Since my wife turned out to be a Communist Bitch, I have nothing in this house that I want. Can I have your crossword puzzles?
CorneliusMurdock Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 Let's not get carried away, guys. We're here to find commies not destroy stuff. I would like to examine the spool of yarn. Then I will go back outside and pick up the lawn gnome and search for any secret compartments while trying to determine what it could have been holding.
iamded Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 IDEA!! Stevie, you've been tappin' on all the walls, right? But what about the floors? It's just as likely there could be a trap-door there, hence why everyone's so keen to tear them up. Why not stamp around first and see if we can't find a hollow spot?
Peanuts Posted April 10, 2011 Posted April 10, 2011 IDEA!! Stevie, you've been tappin' on all the walls, right? But what about the floors? It's just as likely there could be a trap-door there, hence why everyone's so keen to tear them up. Why not stamp around first and see if we can't find a hollow spot? Really? Shouldn't we take the tiles out first and then look if there's some hollow space under it? Okay, I'd like to help you walking through the house stamping on the floor.
Bob Posted April 10, 2011 Author Posted April 10, 2011 All other actions do not count due to ridiculousness. I would like to check Ralph's pockets for any contents, and note the size of his shoes. I would also like, with Ralph's permission, to look trough Valerie's clothes cabinet for anything that might be hidden through the clothes. There's nothing in Ralph's pockets, and he wears a size nine. Farmer Alan carefully looks through Valerie's closet, but there's nothing suspicious in there. Let's not get carried away, guys. We're here to find commies not destroy stuff. I would like to examine the spool of yarn. Then I will go back outside and pick up the lawn gnome and search for any secret compartments while trying to determine what it could have been holding. James examines the spool of yarn, but it's just a spool of yarn. There aren't any secret compartments in the lawn gnome, and the object it was holding appears to be cylindrical.
Bob Posted April 11, 2011 Author Posted April 11, 2011 "Is there anything else here you'd like to search? Or should we move on?" General Stanley asks.
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