Ya, too bad he's a dead:

-Ricecracker

Edited January 28, 200916 yr by ricecracker

Jammed!

I'll make mincemeat outta ya!

He'll eat your mincemeat!

Can't eat if you're trampled first!

You can't be run over by an eliphant if he's dead!

Burn, burn...

not if this is around

Female firefighters p00ns the ordinary fire extinguisher!

SHe can't put out the fire because she needs to help here husband get he baby to bed

Not really...

I think a black hole'll take care of that:

End of the universe.

new game, new luck...

Well met Asuka!

Perhaps we could start afresh with a Bowl of Cheeries and see where that gets us?

Let the madness begin

The cherries were suddenly banned from the earth!

Someturkeyone unbanned them

Edited January 30, 200916 yr by Cpt. Pegleg Blockbeard

The cherries' angry cousins - the cranberries - formed a saucy plot to overthrow the reign of the Turkeymaster.

... but they failed. He stood on each one individally

but just as he began stepping on the cranberries he stepped on a large nail

And he thought he could just live with it. But he couldn't

http://x0a.xanga.com/d88c051a79133153877383/z115009037.jpg

Nothing the white wizard can't fix.

Sadly, without his magic beard, Gandalf's powers were non-existent.

leaving him crippled

Edited January 30, 200916 yr by legoman

No one should call someone 'crippled', lest they feel the wrath of political correctness...

Edited January 30, 200916 yr by TinyPiesRUs