Quarryman Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Greetings everyone! Chief of Police Ruslana is here to crack some mafia skulls. And yes, Agent Sky is dead. Sorry. There's got to be some sort of stake in these games. Agent Sky was taken out to show that the threat is real. There are three other canon characters left...with targets on them. Better play well or you may lose another one. Don't you dare killing my cross-dressing construction man!
Pandora Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hi everyone, Patrick here, I'm one of the town's firefighters. You haven't seen my beautiful wife Falicia have you? She's probably getting her damn hair done again, but I'm sure she said she wanted to slide down my pole.
Fugazi Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Fellatio Falicia here, I always deliver the goods! You haven't seen my beautiful wife Falicia have you? She's probably getting her damn hair done again, but I'm sure she said she wanted to slide down my pole. Yeah baby, bring your slippery pole this way, and let's make babies with curly black hair!
badboytje88 Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Badboy isn't playing a woman? What's this world coming to? Whahaha the first thing I thought when I read my character description was: 'Hey, I'm not a woman!'
Bob Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Boris, pawn shop owner and English language aficionado, here; I'm ready to eradicate this threat! Now then, where is my lovely wife? Lovely wife is here, darling! I am Barbara, I teach Yoga. People, please, alcohol isn't the correct method of relaxation during this time. We must all practice yoga...breathe in deeply, and breathe out. I'll be holding classes if anyone wishes them. Yoga makes you flexible, nimble, and aware. Namaste, everyone.
KartoffelViking Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hi there, I'm Highway Patrol Officer Vera, ready to serve and protect. And write fines. People, please, alcohol isn't the correct method of relaxation during this time. Wise words indeed, but as long as you don't drink on the street, or relax in your pants, I won't fine you. We must all practice yoga...breathe in deeply, and breathe out. I'll be holding classes if anyone wishes them. Yoga makes you flexible, nimble, and aware. Call it what you will, but smoking pot, or encouraging such behavior, is a crimial offence punishable by a hefty fine. But we have much more serious offences to look into now, so I'll turn a blind eye for now. You may continue
Eskallon Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hi there, I'm Highway Patrol Officer Vera, ready to serve and protect. And write fines. Surely it's illegal to look that good. Yeah, Im off now, before she gets the handcuffs out...
CorneliusMurdock Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Nika checking in. Ready to respond to this threat to our fair city.
Masked Builder Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Lawyer Max reporting in! Anyone need a lawyer?
Big Cam Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Irene here! If I may say so, I'm am quite the best artist in town. Just look at my t-shirt, eh? And I have my lovely Benji to thank for supporting me and my hobby so! Oh, I do love my darling Benji, I don't know where I'd be without him. Actually I do, in a shack with a tin roof, with the rain beating down on the tin, driving me crazy! But no, I have my darling Benji to to take me away from the prospect of tin-roof houses, and into this decadent lifestyle we live in! Oh how I love my Benji. Baby, I work my megablocks off do you can express yourself, boy do I love it when you express yourself I vow to keep my love safe, I don't think I could go on without the sex. Benji checking in.
Hinckley Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Yan, please control you're drinking. Sorry everyone, I'm Catya. I came here with Yan so I could be with him while he is studying at the Moonlight University. I am also studying Chemistry and Biology as I desperately want to go to Medicine school but life's tough these days. Ah well, nice meeting you all. Please use the image in your role PM as your avatar or post it in your sig, along with the name of your character. Thank you.
Sandy Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Greetings, fellow citizens! My name is Samuel (for the third time), and I am the father of the beloved Darlene and Florence. Me and my wife miss both of them so. Oh, Miss Elena, you look awfully familiar...
Hinckley Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Oh, Miss Elena, you look awfully familiar... Totally unintentional. Great minds think alike though.
JimBee Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Yan, please control you're drinking. *stumbles over drunk* Whuh? By the way, I always seem to be stuck with in a relationship with you whenever we're in a game together.
Sirius Black Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hello, fellow citizens! I'm Sarah, the wife of Samuel , and mother of two lovely daughters. It's sad how quickly they grow up. It seems like it was just yesterday I was giving them their first piano lesson .
Inconspicuous Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Elena, Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Awwwwww. That's cute. But still a no. My eyes are as dark as coal. Lawyer Max reporting in! Anyone need a lawyer? What kind of a question is that? Since when has anyone needed a lawyer? Oh, Miss Elena, you look awfully familiar... Hey, that's my long-lost twin sister! Maybe we'll be reunited some day.
badboytje88 Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 (edited) Hey, that's my long-lost twin sister! Maybe we'll be reunited some day. It's easy to tell which one of you is the prettiest! Edited August 9, 2011 by badboytje88
WhiteFang Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hi guys! I am Wilem, a MTA employee in this town! It is great grievance to see our dear Sky being killed.
Peanuts Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hi, I'm Petra. If anyone needs a nurse, feel free to visit me. Even if you don't need a nurse, I don't mind if you visit me either. Just bring some vodka with you.
Hinckley Posted August 9, 2011 Author Posted August 9, 2011 Hi, I'm Petra. Ha ha! You're Petra again, you pudgy bitch!
Brickdoctor Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Lovely wife is here, darling! I am Barbara, I teach Yoga. People, please, alcohol isn't the correct method of relaxation during this time. We must all practice yoga...breathe in deeply, and breathe out. I'll be holding classes if anyone wishes them. Yoga makes you flexible, nimble, and aware. You are right, my darling, we cannot have all this drinking, lest we fall into a stupor and fail at our mission! Oh, Miss Elena, you look awfully familiar... I'm having a strong sense of deja vu here.
Tamamono Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hi, I'm Petra. I take it we can continue to call you Pudgy Petra, then? I'm having a strong sense of deja vu here. You're not the only one!
CMP Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Why has nobody complimented me??? We need more vodka.
Zepher Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Hello, fellow citizens! I'm Sarah, the wife of Samuel , and mother of two lovely daughters. It's sad how quickly they grow up. It seems like it was just yesterday I was giving them their first piano lesson . It is sad to see how quickly they die, I think. But maybe you forget that part. I'm sorry, that is poor taste, I know. Hi, I'm Petra. If anyone needs a nurse, feel free to visit me. Even if you don't need a nurse, I don't mind if you visit me either. Just bring some vodka with you. I think I visit you. We get along so well, your name is my name with "a" at end, you know?
Mrlegoninja Posted August 9, 2011 Posted August 9, 2011 Congrats to thos that got in! Hopefullly I will be able to watch from the sidelines!
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