Alexis sweeps into the hall after spending the night with Mandy. She held up her skirt while she climbed up the stairs. "Maybe it is time to visit Ellaria again," she thinks to herself. As she gets to the top of the stairs Mandy comes up beside here, flys into the bar and lands on a table. Alexis picks her way carefully across the floor and takes a seat at the table.

I've been thinking about they way I play as Alexis here and decided I wanted to try to give Alexis a more "feminine" side here.

I've been thinking about they way I play as Alexis here and decided I wanted to try to give Alexis a more "feminine" side here.

...must...resist...primal...urge...to...rant about...society...again...

...okay, I forced it down. It's easier to swallow than Alisha's comment anyway. More on topic, it appears that Mythril is fair game now, since both quests our kind God-Emperor is hosting feature it.

Ohh... I messed up my knee and now I have to wear crutches...

Sorry about that. Nasty stuff. To your health!

Whoa! Sorry to hear that, man. My ankle got pretty messed up playing football in high school a few years back. It sucks having to wear crutches. Can't do anything fun for a while.

Football American or Football European? Just wondering, as it can be confusing sometimes nowadays.

Hey, Sandy, what about Doc's burning effect? It's not on there, is it?

...must...resist...primal...urge...to...rant about...society...again...

...okay, I forced it down. It's easier to swallow than Alisha's comment anyway. More on topic, it appears that Mythril is fair game now, since both quests our kind God-Emperor is hosting feature it.

Really just subtle changes, more like Nyx. I really like what Pandora's doing there.

Yes, I would love to get my hands on some of that.

More on topic, it appears that Mythril is fair game now, since both quests our kind God-Emperor is hosting feature it.

I think it's always been fair game; you just need to ask before you include something so rare.

Hey, Sandy, what about Doc's burning effect? It's not on there, is it?

It's really just a double Poison, renamed so it would make sense. It doesn't need to be listed.

...okay, I forced it down. It's easier to swallow than Alisha's comment anyway.

Which one?

"Oh, for the love of...."

Atramor uncorks an Orc Potion and uses it on The Mutilated Mashup of Evil-Sounding Names.

Orc Potions heal 10 but then take 2, so...it either does 8 damage or 12 damage, I think.

Scuba can handle it however he wants, but I would go with the 8 since it heals for 10 and damages a normal user by 2 which would be the opposite for undead enemies.

Unlucky. The target rolls twice and takes the worst roll. Or if used by a hero on an enemy it makes the whole party lucky in affect. If the hero is lucky when he receives the affect he is not lucky or unlucky at that moment in time. The affect can be cured by a nostrum if the hero has no remedies.

Cursed will be appearing shortly, after I finish up the preparations for my next quest.

Edited March 4, 201212 yr by Waterbrick Down

Which one?

The one said by letter referring to Quest 24's local religious hominid's mental state. Other people were handling it and it was a misunderstanding, so I was able to resist my need to rant.

The one said by letter referring to Quest 24's local religious hominid's mental state. Other people were handling it and it was a misunderstanding, so I was able to resist my need to rant.

Ah. Although I do stand with my opinion;Petzel must have some kind of mental affliction, a tumor pressing on his brain perhaps? (For those who haven't watched the 2011 Alice in Wonderland, watch it. Now. Then you'll understand.)

The one said by letter referring to Quest 24's local religious hominid's mental state. Other people were handling it and it was a misunderstanding, so I was able to resist my need to rant.

Nice wording to that Tanma!

Ah. Although I do stand with my opinion;Petzel must have some kind of mental affliction, a tumor pressing on his brain perhaps? (For those who haven't watched the 2011 Alice in Wonderland, watch it. Now. Then you'll understand.)

He is odd, but he just seems brainwashed to me, not like a mental deviations. Plus it always risky to talk about less conformist minds, as this is the internet. You never know if someone you are talking to is a member of a neural minority. Posts don't really translate thought patterns or habits, and you can edit them several times before you even initally post it. And if the people you are speaking to have more "typical" minds, their family members might still deviate. Even if you aren't referring to a specific neural group, it still can sting. Not to mention that it isn't a funny matter, but not necessarilly because those who think differently are in pain. You can be a deviation from the "norm" and still live a happy fulfilling existence, one that aids society. No, the reason it isn't funny is because of the things the outside world does. Really, some of the stuff neural typicals do to deviations is third reich worthy, and I am not talking only about obscure radical cults. Eugenics can be quite mainstream, as people look for "cures" for someone who isn't sick.

Please don't ask about this though, it's a minefield for me. A few poor choices of words led to all of that, and I completely rewrote it a few times. It was a lot longer originally, and the language was colorful in a different way. Not really colorful as mainstream does it, the language was more...creative and original. Like calling certain groups of "scientists" female hounds who desire the counterpart reproductive group to the point of addiction. In all caps. Really I can get very passionate on this situation.

Edit: Plus this is totally off topic, which is entirely my fault. Sorry mods.

So on another note, I really feel for those on quest 17. It doesn't look good for their survival. And if they survive this they still have anther round. Still, they lasted this long and they have a list of crazy ideas in this topic, they still have hope.

Edited March 4, 201212 yr by Tanma

So on another note, I really feel for those on quest 17. It doesn't look good for their survival. And if they survive this they still have anther round. Still, they lasted this long and they have a list of crazy ideas in this topic, they still have hope.

Actually, they're pretty much guaranteed to survive this battle. The remaining elves have no way into the fort other than the rope dangling off the West Wall. They can all retreat into the fort, kill Warlock A, cut the rope, and camp out in the fort while the ranged heroes shoot at the elves. (Warlock C will be able to shoot back, but he shouldn't do too much Damage - they will have to leave the Slice N Dice and Hwacha outside, though, unless they want to risk opening the portcullis)

I have to say, Boomingham vs Nur is the most hilarious battle since Alisha and Leo, for COMPLETELY different reasons.

My bio:

Skalidor bonecrusher,level 1 rogue

30 year old male human

power:4 health:20 gold:10

Inventory:lightning blade(WP:3),potion,venom

Edited March 4, 201212 yr by nrgzane1

Do I get to join?

My bio:

Skalidor bonecrusher

30 year old male human

power:4 health:20 gold:10

Picture coming soon!(hopefully.)

Once you got the whole set-up completed (description and picture), introduce you character in the Heroica Hall thread. The discussion thread is, as the title states, a place for discussing Heroica RPG. The actual game is played mainly in the Hall and different Quests threads .

Having cleared that up, I'll answer the questions you mistakenly posted in the Hall thread here.

Thanks man.

There is a problem with my image.It won't upload.How do you resize them?After I've been told I will set to work on my "format".

When you don't know how to do something, you could always look at the Index of Tutorials thread, located in the Website & Forums subforum. There you can find several tutorials comiled by some of our helpful on how to resize pictures. Here are some examples .

If this isn't the place to create your character...where is?

The Hall is the place to introduce your character, AFTER you've finalized the format: description, picture, etc. Once you've got that done, you can go ahead and officially post your character's introduction in the Hall thread. Everything is explained in the first post of this thread, really.

*EDIT*

Do I get to join?

As is said in the first post of this topic, EVERYBODY can join. All you need to do is have a character and introduce it in the Hall topic.

Also, don't double post. Edit your posts if you have further questions.

Edited March 4, 201212 yr by Khorne

Once you got the whole set-up completed (description and picture), introduce you character in the Heroica Hall thread. The discussion thread is, as the title states, a place for discussing Heroica RPG. The actual game is played mainly in the Hall and different Quests threads .

Having cleared that up, I'll answer the questions you mistakenly posted in the Hall thread here.

When you don't know how to do something, you could always look at the Index of Tutorials thread, located in the Website & Forums subforum. There you can find several tutorials comiled by some of our helpful on how to resize pictures. Here are some examples .

The Hall is the place to introduce your character, AFTER you've finalized the format: description, picture, etc. Once you've got that done, you can go ahead and officially post your character's introduction in the Hall thread. Everything is explained in the first post of this thread, really.

*EDIT*

As is said in the first post of this topic, EVERYBODY can join. All you need to do is have a character and introduce it in the Hall topic.

Also, don't double post. Edit your posts if you have further questions.

I don't know how to edit my posts.BTW I have a really small picture of my character,but it's the best size I can get right now.

Nice OOTS reference, Scubacarrot. Blue Paladins...

Ill have you know I had the bottom part of those figures done and used them as paladins since 2008, I learned about OOTS a few weeks back.

I am going to handle the orc potion as 8 damage versus the undead.

I am going to handle unarmed attacks as the WP in the equations as 0.

When will I get my new picture in the hero gallery? I still have the picture from my first quest...

Wow, before I posted this, there were 19 guests viewing the topic...

"We have to. Unless you want an entire cemetery of dead things coming after you."

All you need is giant mouse traps... Put some meat on the end and then you kill all the zombies. That's the best thing to do if somehow zombies took over the world...

Do I get to join?

I'd change the description of your weapon since you don't have a topaz merged to your weapon. The description as is claims your weapon can do lightning elemental damage.

I'd change the description of your weapon since you don't have a topaz merged to your weapon. The description as is claims your weapon can do lightning elemental damage.

I don't think he'd have to change it, though I'd say that it doesn't fit his character very well. I think he may want to make the weapon something different to make it easier on the QMs, but he shouldn't have to change it unless he starts claiming he can use electric attacks.

Here are some effects QMs may want to use:

Unlucky - If not lucky, you get the worse out of 2 rolls, if Lucky, you get normal roll

Aflame - Causes N+1 damage each turn (1, 2, 3, etc.) until put out by a water bomb or a water elemental attack.

Worsening poison - Causes N+1 damage each round (1, 2, 3, etc.) until remedied.

It just had to be the monkey, didn't it? You couldn't've just sent the insane guard to his death?

It just had to be the monkey, didn't it? You couldn't've just sent the insane guard to his death?

What insane guard?

What insane guard?

The one with the moustache and the hat talking to himself. He looks like a guard, anyway.