Heroica RPG General Discussion

[Kintobor]

Hey guys, imagine Grimwald in that suit! XD

Now wait, imagine... CHEF YASMAR in that suit!!! :O

LordoftheNoobs, thank you.

Now I can't go to sleep tonight knowing what you just said has entered my mind and will never leave.

Thank you.

[Flipz]

There are 25000 posts in this topic.

Twenty. Five. THOUSAND. Holy hell! The sheer number blows my mind.

Hey guys, imagine Grimwald in that suit! XD

Now wait, imagine... CHEF YASMAR in that suit!!! :O

Lordofthenoobs, you must be psychic, since you've had that as your avatar since even before Chef Yamsar appeared. (That IS Yamsar in your avatar, right? )

Edited May 20, 2013 by Flipz

[LordoftheNoobs]

If he grew a moustache, yeah pretty much hahaha

[The Legonater]

There are 25000 posts in this topic.

Twenty. Five. THOUSAND. Holy hell! The sheer number blows my mind.

That's over nine thousand!

I'm sorry, it has to be said.

[Brickdoctor]

That's over nine thousand!

"The reading's also off the charts...over twenty thousand."

Tsk, tsk, you missed the opportunity to quote Star Wars instead of an Internet meme.

[CMP]

Tsk, tsk, you missed the opportunity to quote Star Wars instead of an Internet meme.

Yeah, but....it's a prequel quote.

[Brickdoctor]

Yeah, but....it's a prequel quote.

Fair enough.

"Twenty-five thousand! Those guys must really be desperate."

*Yes, I know the quote is "seventeen thousand". But that doesn't make sense. You could also go with "Look at the size of that thing!"

[Flipz]

You could also go with "Look at the size of that thing!"

Not unless we want endless "that's what she said" jokes.

...oh. Shoot.

[Flare]

Not unless we want endless "that's what she said" jokes.

...oh. Shoot.

Beat me to it

[LordoftheNoobs]

"Shoot"? That's what she said! :D

.....Now look what you've done! :P

[Sandy]

The Codpiece of Destiny, no doubt.

That so needs to be a thing. Thank you for the idea.

"Congratulations! You gained 1000.000 GP, which gives you my family's heirloom, an artefact that has been passed from father to son for countless generations. It will protect the thing that is most important to you. Let me present: the Codpiece of Destiny! Remember to never wash it or it will lose its power!"

Hrm...trying to find a way to distribute the loot such that it's not unfair. Which is difficult, considering that poor Nagure can use none of it. C'mon, Sandy, throw the poor guy a bone!

Nagure already has a cazillion SP, I think he's fine the way he is.

[Flipz]

"Congratulations! You gained 1000.000 GP, which gives you my family's heirloom, an artefact that has been passed from father to son for countless generations. It will protect the thing that is most important to you. Let me present: the Codpiece of Destiny! Remember to never wash it or it will lose its power!"

So...much...wrongness...

[Flare]

The way U'reeves talks is driving me nuts, for that is how I feel after hearing that thing talk!!

[Zepher]

Clearly haven't read a U'Kin quest before. I invented their damn speech pattern for 30, but I'm fairly sure at this point WBD writes it better than I do. U'Or still has hints of it in his speech from time to time, as if it were an accent he is trying to shake.

Edited May 20, 2013 by Zepher

[Flare]

Clearly haven't read a U'Kin quest before. I invented their damn speech pattern for 30, but I'm fairly sure at this point WBD writes it better than I do. U'Or still has hints of it in his speech from time to time, as if it were an accent he is trying to shake.

No I haven't, because I never have before. Yes, it is annoying for sure, because it really is a pain!

[Flipz]

Clearly haven't read a U'Kin quest before now you haven't read a U'Kin quest. I invented their damn speech pattern for 30 which I invented it for, but I'm fairly sure at this point WBD writes it better than I do at this point, I'm certain. U'Or still has hints of it in his speech from time to time he does it a little, as if it were an accent he is trying to shake like an embarrassing accent.

Fixed that for you I fixed that. Hopefully that will make up for the time I had Triad refer to herself in the first person I hope.

Sandy will probably ban U'Kin as a playable race now he will probably ban them.

Edited May 20, 2013 by Flipz

[Flare]

Fixed that for you I fixed that. Hopefully that will make up for the time I had Triad refer to herself in the first person I hope.

Sandy will probably ban U'Kin as a playable race now he will probably ban them.

Thank you I'm thankful

[Brickdoctor]

The way U'reeves talks is driving me nuts, for that is how I feel after hearing that thing talk!!

I love the U'kin accent because it is hilarious and that is why I love it.

[Flare]

I love the U'kin accent because it is hilarious and that is why I love it.

Actually it is fun to talk like this is enjoyable, believe it or not.

[Palathadric]

Do you really think a male hero in a cat suit or on heels is a good idea? (no offense to people that are into that sort of thing. )

Disturbing images of Nagure flashing to mind.

Hrm...trying to find a way to distribute the loot such that it's not unfair. Which is difficult, considering that poor Nagure can use none of it. C'mon, Sandy, throw the poor guy a bone!

A bone? Really? And you think that will make it fair?

Too bad Sylph doesn't have a stated gender yet. Stupid not-sexy Sylph.

Wait, you're in the perfect situation. Now if you were planning on playing a male, you can easily switch and say that you're a female, get the catsuit, and none of us would know the difference.

Once again, it should go to Karie since she's going Sorceress. And I think it's unanimous that everyone here wants to see Karie in that Cat Suit!

Return of Thormana. Thormana Strikes Back. If Karie gets the suit, she'll just newtify herself again and it will be useless.

[Palathadric]

Could we have an idea about how long each of the quests on the board are intended to be.

[Endgame]

The Syndicate is going to be 4 (normal length, 6-12 round) battles + one Endgame boss.

[Rumble Strike]

So about 8 months then?

[Kintobor]

A Secret Under Eubric is going to be two normal battles, one boss battle, and a few random battles sprinkled about.

[Dannylonglegs]

1001.

A bone? Really? And you think that will make it fair?

Never underestimate the power of a bone... Particularly in an Endgame Quest.

Wait, you're in the perfect situation. Now if you were planning on playing a male, you can easily switch and say that you're a female, get the catsuit, and none of us would know the difference.

...Well... Let's just say, it''s not quite that easy...

Return of Thormana. Thormana Strikes Back. If Karie gets the suit, she'll just newtify herself again and it will be useless.

I never made it a rule that newtyness removes all worn items--and the rules for transformation featured in the Beast Master class explicitly mention you do get to keep your artifacts... And, since the catsuit belongs to a shapechanger, it's conceivable that the catsuit might shrink/grow with her. Heck, wearing the catsuit might make being a newt in combat not quite as bad. Not too sure about all her other clothes though. But I think we all know the true solution. Karie has to become a Beast Warrior with the alt-form of Newt... in addition to Minstrel and Harlot.

The Syndicate is going to be 4 (normal length, 6-12 round) battles + one Endgame boss.

so, 4 months and three secret bosses?

~Insectoid Aristocrat

Edited May 20, 2013 by Dannylonglegs