Kintobor Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 Karie walks into a bar. The bar tender says "You should see a doctor, you look a little pale". Badum-tshhh! Quote
Duvors Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 Sarge walks by a bar. It could happen. Sorrow walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. A Mage and a Teuthisal walk into a bar. Only the Mage walks out. Quote
The Legonater Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 A cookie to anyone who can guess what this is a Directly stolen quote reference to? I get the feeling your train is missing a caboose, Sarge. Best reference ever, Pyro. Of all time. Quote
Endgame Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Hopefully those last two passages were sufficently spooky. Quote
Kintobor Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Hopefully those last two passages were sufficently spooky. Oh yes, it was! I hope your liking the direction 78's going. 78ers, your almost done, actually, just a bit more to go! Quote
Duvors Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) I hope your liking the direction 78's going. 78ers, your almost done, actually, just a bit more to go! Does anyone in that party have a Phoenix Essence? Edited September 19, 2013 by Lord Duvors Quote
Duvors Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) Sarge walks into a bar. Ouch. Classic.Benji Carvenhall walks into a bar, gets angry, and ends up having to pay for the reconstruction. Monk Pretzel walks into a bar, enough said. Bloomingham walks into a bar, Throlar walks under it. Edited September 19, 2013 by Lord Duvors Quote
Zepher Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 I like that last one a lot. On a side note, Lord Duvors, there is a 24-hour period in which people can get their actions in. Not even 12 have passed. You gotta remember people have "jobs" and "families" and "friends" and "lives", whatever those are. Quote
Chromeknight Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) Tholar walks into Heroica, pick axe over his shoulder. Scheherazade says, 'hey, we don't serve miners here!' Edited September 19, 2013 by Chromeknight Quote
Flare Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Tholar walks into Heroica, pick axe over his shoulder. Scheherazade says, 'hey, we don't serve miners here!' ...why not? Quote
Chromeknight Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) ...why not? Umm? The joke is a word play on the homophone minor/miner. Bars generally don't serve alcohol to underaged persons (minors). Though, if I've misunderstood your miscomprehension, do say so. Edited September 19, 2013 by Chromeknight Quote
Flare Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Umm? The joke is a word play on the homophone minor/miner. Bars generally don't serve alcohol to underaged persons (minors). Though, if I've misunderstood your miscomprehension, do say so. Sorry. I just pronounce "miner" and "minor" a bit differentlt from each other so I didn't get the joke (derp) Quote
PsyKater Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Word plays are difficult for non natives.... Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Best reference ever, Pyro. Of all time. Thanks mate! Glad someone got it. Also, Benji walks into a bar. "I want a mead and make it snappy!" Quote
PsyKater Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 (edited) A Yeti!! Welcome to Heroica! What type is your weapon? Nagure walks up behind the druid, and stands next to Benji. "A snowman. An Ice-bear. Someone like me. Someone who would not be good to cross." Nagure then turns to the new Yeti. "Nagure. Who are you, brother, and what mountain is your home?" Oh, I nearly forgot there was another Yeti working here. I always thought you were a giant walking white teddy bear... Hilarious! I forgot about Nagure being a (huge) Yeti as well. Edited September 19, 2013 by PsyKater Quote
Rumble Strike Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 I think that's the first time Nagure's been sarcastic, keep it up! Quote
Myrddyn Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Quest 69: I'll be unable to post for about five days, sorry. Quote
CMP Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Quest 69: I'll be unable to post for about five days, sorry. That's alright, it's pretty much just this battle before the end. Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Just wondering, are there any recreational drugs in Heroica? I've heard of pixie dust, but that's it. Quote
CMP Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Just wondering, are there any recreational drugs in Heroica? I've heard of pixie dust, but that's it. Pixie Dust, Double Rainbow, and Seventh Heaven, all introduced in Quest 34. Quote
Scorpiox Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Just wondering, are there any recreational drugs in Heroica? I've heard of pixie dust, but that's it. Just joking - I'm pretty sure that you can come up with something if you want to make Sarge into a junkie. We've already had the accepted fantasy 'shrooms' come up before, there could be many others if you wish to create them. Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted September 19, 2013 Posted September 19, 2013 Actually it's for a quest Idea. And I'll give a phrase related to what I'm planning; Make it Bun Dem Quote
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