Heroica RPG General Discussion

[The Legonater]

Sheesh, they really disarmed him, didn't they?

[swils]

He should have kept his enemies at an arm's length.

[Chromeknight]

I keep forgetting I have it now--despite it being one of the driving reasons I switched to the class.

Nerwen's always been diplomatic, but now she's got the job trait too, it'll work even better.

[Vash the Stampede]

He should have kept his enemies at an arm's length.

Wasn't that the problem? Should've made it two arm's length.

[Myrddyn]

Regulation minimum safe distance between two combatants in a swordfight is equal to length of combatant 1's arm + length of combatant 2's arm + length of longest weapon.

Or D = C1 + C2 + W, if that's easier to remember.

Safety goggles must be worn at all times.

Edited January 6, 2014 by Myrddyn

[Vash the Stampede]

Why not make it simple and have a bow. Stay a long way away and shoot in that general direction.

[Tachyon]

Would fields of glory be worth going on ?

[Myrddyn]

Why not make it simple and have a bow. Stay a long way away and shoot in that general direction.

Projectile weapons and long distances are no match for science and cowardice, kid.

[Vash the Stampede]

But if you put projectile weapons, long distances, science and cowardice all together you get a nuke.

[Endgame]

He wouldn't risk that... if you made that risk apparent enough early enough to stop him.

And yeah, that's why it'd be no fun - no matter how powerful I try to make Boomingham, you can (and will) scale Masson so that there's no point in a fight. I'm on board for the quest, but I don't know if Boomingham could handle it and still stay the character he is.

"En garde."

Masson Cour, Level 50 Paragon

HP: 90/90

SP: 6

Power Bonus: 9

Gold: 100

Equipment: Zandatsu (WP: 18, No bomb slotted, suitable to Masson only) Syndicate Cowl Deluxe (6 SP, plus immunity to Weakness, Blinded and Fragile. Headwear) Counterstrike Gloves (Handwear) Syndicate Uniform (+9 power, Bodywear), Quickdraw Sheathe (1/6 chance of starting every battle Hastened, Accesory)

Inventory: Exterlate x3, Tiger Balm, Emergency Essence, Grand Potion x3, Fire Bomb x3, Ice Bomb, x3, Holy Bomb x2, Spare Dagger (WP: 8)

There. I've already plotted out his stats - if anything, I'll nerf him even more. If Boomingham can defeat this, more power to him! Though I imagine other heroes won't approve, but only time can tell for that one.

[Zepher]

I'd kill him for the loot.

If you make another threat more pressing, and make it apparent quickly, you'll get to keep him. I'm not trying to be mean about it, I'm just warning you how Boomingham may behave.

[Kintobor]

All these puns!

[Palathadric]

There. I've already plotted out his stats - if anything, I'll nerf him even more. If Boomingham can defeat this, more power to him! Though I imagine other heroes won't approve, but only time can tell for that one.

Seriously? Boomingham owns this dude. Just needs a couple of wicked bombs.

Or, here's a thought. Boomingham goes Black Knight and rapes Masson of all of his precious artifacts and weapons. I think that may be the most satisfying result from the battle.

[Flare]

Or, here's a thought. Boomingham goes Black Knight and rapes (!?!?!) Masson of all of his precious artifacts and weapons. I think that may be the most satisfying result from the battle.

I think you need to rethink one of those verbs and change it quickly

Edited January 6, 2014 by Flare

[Flipz]

Now Endgame, that's no fair fight. Everyone knows that when fighting defensively your effective health goes up dramatically, but your ability to strategize or take the offensive goes out the window.

Seriously, I've been working on finding just the perfect multiplier for like two months now.

Although...I haven't considered...hmm... *scribble scribble*

Arthur has a half-brother...!!

[Scubacarrot]

I think you need to rethink one of those verbs and change it quickly

I ship Boomingham x Masson.

[Flipz]

Zeph, you can wear four Artifacts now, so you can equip Bluehood's hood now as well if you wanted to.

[Kintobor]

He's not level 30, though. Next battle he will.

[Flipz]

D'oh! How'd I miss that?

[Bricksandparts]

Oh my gosh... Not even kidding, I just hit 9001 bricks in my model for my upcoming quest...

[Endgame]

Now Endgame, that's no fair fight. Everyone knows that when fighting defensively your effective health goes up dramatically, but your ability to strategize or take the offensive goes out the window.

Wait, who are you saying is going to be the victor?

[Duvors]

Jar Jar Myrddyn, you're a genius!

[Capt.JohnPaul]

He should have kept his enemies at an arm's length.

Meh, just a flesh wound. Now get over there and fight more you pansies!

Why not make it simple and have a bow. Stay a long way away and shoot in that general direction.

Or just fart in his general direction!

[Sandy]

I'll try to answer the remaining letters from the Grogmas Event as soon as possible, but not today as I'm tired as hell - first day at work after the holidays, and then a friend came to visit.

So I ask for your patience with the responses.

[Kintobor]

I'll try to answer the remaining letters from the Grogmas Event as soon as possible, but not today as I'm tired as hell - first day at work after the holidays, and then a friend came to visit.

So I ask for your patience with the responses.

Understandable, Sandy. Take your time.