Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Well, I have had quite a bit of fun, and I am not "trigger-happy" and I have enjoyed many years of happiness without "trigger-happy" allies, and I would like to enjoy many more years without them as well. Bacari's crossbow fires into the wooden floor. "Misfire!" And Bacari dives across a table. Quote
Fives Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "Mr. Bacari, you are an Elf like no other." said Trotter. Trotter finished his cup of tea. "I'm going upstairs to catch up on my sleep." He then headed up to his room and went to sleep. Quote
Jedi master Brick Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Elgar watched the events unfold and asked for his cow before it is poisoned. He also asked for a strong ale and started fingering his bow if he needed to defend him self Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 fingering his bow if he needed to defend him self Bacari flips over a table. Table will stop 1d6 of damage, and stops shrapnel dc12. "Uh-oh!! Don't want that stuff do we?" Quote
Brickdoctor Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 and stops shrapnel dc12. What's a 'dc12'? Do you mean 'd12'? And I don't know if you're trying to be funny, but I recall it was you who shot arrows at people who flipped over tables. Doesn't seem right for you to be flipping tables just because someone is fingering a bow. Quote
Jedi master Brick Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Elgar finishes is cow asks for a chocolate fondants for dessert, he likes the all you can it saloon here at heroica Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 What's a 'dc12'? Do you mean 'd12'? And I don't know if you're trying to be funny, but I recall it was you who shot arrows at people who flipped over tables. Doesn't seem right for you to be flipping tables just because someone is fingering a bow. Dc-dice check,that's what it says in my D&D book. And I only shot arrows at people because- an arrow goes by my head and I see you and other people with bows out but you are flipping over tables like you were on a rampage. This is a bar, so no one can expect someone to be aware of everything around them. Quote
Brickdoctor Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Elgar finishes is cow asks for a chocolate fondants for dessert, he likes the all you can it saloon here at heroica Chocolate? What's that? Here in the 1400s, I haven't heard of anything like that. There's nothing on it in the library. Dc-dice check,that's what it says in my D&D book. Ah. I tried Googling it looking it up in the library, but didn't find anything on it. Edited August 18, 2011 by Brickdoctor Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "You do realize, Bacari, that you just used the last of your posioned arrows, and that being a Ranger most certainly does not[/i make you an Elf." Stated Erdathcath before finishing her tea. Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Chocolate? What's that? Here in the 1400s, I haven't heard of anything like that. There's nothing on it in the library. Ah. I tried Googling it looking it up in the library, but didn't find anything on it. Woops, its diffulty check: http://www.mikeshea.net/Simplifying_Dungeons_and_.html EDIT: Erdathcath, I started to save up my poison after the cow incident. Edited August 18, 2011 by Capt.JohnPaul Quote
Jedi master Brick Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Chocolate? What's that? Here in the 1400s, I haven't heard of anything like that. There's nothing on it in the library. Ah. I tried Googling it looking it up in the library, but didn't find anything on it. I discovered it in a land where they take human hearts. Out side that land it is very expensive Quote
Khorne Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 OOC: It's fantasy, there's no specific date. Let the man enjoy his chocolate if he wants to . It didn't exist in the real world in the middle ages, but this is Heroica, it's fantasy. Maybe in the world of Heroica, chocolate is made by the Elves, who knows? . Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 OOC: It's fantasy, there's no specific date. Let the man enjoy his chocolate if he wants to . It didn't exist in the real world in the middle ages, but this is Heroica, it's fantasy. Maybe in the world of Heroica, chocolate is made by the Elves, who knows? . Everyone, I'm opening up a poisones chocolate factory, who wants to join me? Quote
Brickdoctor Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (edited) Wait, we are in the 1400's? That's when Hand Cannon were used. But I'm nitpicking here. I order bread and cheese and return to my seat. Edited August 18, 2011 by Brickdoctor Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 OOC: It's fantasy, there's no specific date. Let the man enjoy his chocolate if he wants to . It didn't exist in the real world in the middle ages, but this is Heroica, it's fantasy. Maybe in the world of Heroica, chocolate is made by the Elves, who knows? . "Actually, we Elves make some of the finest cocoa around!" Annoucned Erdathcath, "In fact, my father was one of best makers of it, it was a favorite treat among the Elves." (Also, slightly off-topic, but hot-chocolate was around back before 1400, the Aztecs discovered cocoa beans at about 800 AD) Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 To avoid further trouble witch seems will happen, does anyone want to hold my crossbow for the rest of the day? Quote
Dannylonglegs Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 "Actually, we Elves make some of the finest cocoa around!" Annoucned Erdathcath, "In fact, my father was one of best makers of it, it was a favorite treat among the Elves." "This, I have heard. But I prefer vanilla, a bean which is also grown by the southern elves and heart-eating barbarians. Occasionally, the two plants are even grown together!" It was evident that Sylph enjoyed talking about plants. Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 To avoid further trouble witch seems will happen, does anyone want to hold my crossbow for the rest of the day? i will gladly hold it for you. Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 i will gladly hold it for you. Here you go, signora. Bacari hands over the crossbow, stock first. Quote
Brickdoctor Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 (Also, slightly off-topic, but hot-chocolate was around back before 1400, the Aztecs discovered cocoa beans at about 800 AD) But the rest of the world didn't consume it until the 1600s. Here you go, signora. Bacari hands over the crossbow, stock first. Somehow I don't feel any safer with someone holding two ranged weapons. Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 But the rest of the world didn't consume it until the 1600s. Somehow I don't feel any safer with someone holding two ranged weapons. But it is unloaded. Funny, you all hate this crossbow and when I give it up, you still are concerned. Quote
Jedi master Brick Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Somehow I don't feel any safer with someone holding two ranged weapons. Neither do I, Elgar prepared to flip the table just in case Quote
The_Customizer Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Sheesh, you guys all are concerned about me holding them? If anything, I am the one to hold it, since I have yet to draw my bow. Ever. Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted August 18, 2011 Posted August 18, 2011 Neither do I, Elgar prepared to flip the table just in case Ok, I'll take that signora. Bacari reaches and takes the crossbow before anyone can speak. Quote
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