Flare Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) Benji looks in shock as he hears the dwarf announce loudly his secret. 'In the name of...' He quickly clamps his mouth shut, and gets up from his seat in a haste. His gloved hand snags on the table edge, resulting in his hand suddenly leaving the glove, scratching the dwarf's chainmail and revealing a clawed green-scaled hand. Howling in anger Benji rushes past the dwarf, passes Drake kicking him in the face, and then jumps from the balcony to the hall's bottom floor, landing on four limbs. He roars as he dashes out of the hall's entryway, breaking one of the doors off of its hinge in the process. Quiet ensures. Edited June 29, 2013 by Flare Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Benji looks in shock as he hears the dwarf announce loudly his secret. 'In the name of...' He quickly clamps his mouth shut, and gets up from his seat in a haste. His gloved hand snags on the table edge, resulting in his hand suddenly leaving the glove, scratching the dwarf's chainmail and revealing a clawed green-scaled hand. Howling in anger Benji rushes past the dwarf, passes Drake kicking him in the face, and then jumps from the balcony to the hall's bottom floor, landing on four limbs. He roars as he dashes out of the hall's entryway, breaking one of the doors off of its hinge in the process. Quiet ensures. "Another diplomatic blunder to my record." Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) Heckz watches happily as Benji acts crazier than a monkey. He aproaches Throlar "You made that degenerade nut crazy, I like you. Heckz Brutenhal, and for the first time-" he bows to Throlar "-at your service." Edited June 29, 2013 by Eric Su Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Heckz watches happily as Benji acts crazier than a monkey. He aproaches Throlar "You made that degenerade nut crazy, I like you. Heckz Brutenhal, and for the first time-" he bows to Throlar "-at your service." "Well thank you Mr Brutenhal, names Throlar Wineghilm of Titaan.Dunno what I did, just complimented him on his teeth and he scremed, slashed at me with some green claw thing and ran away yelling, is he some kind of werelizard? Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "I'm telling you, it's that Spitosaur poison. It's harming all those heroes who went on that quest. First Haldor is losing his memory, and now Benji is mutating into a were-lizard." Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Well thank you Mr Brutenhal, names Throlar Wineghilm of Titaan. Dunno what I did, just complimented him on his teeth and he scremed, slashed at me with some green claw thing and ran away yelling, is he some kind of werelizard? "I think he is just a were-ugly. What brings you here Master Wineghlim?" Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "I'm telling you, it's that Spitosaur poison. It's harming all those heroes who went on that quest. First Haldor is losing his memory, and now Benji is mutating into a were-lizard." "Whats a Spitosaur?" Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Well, there were 5 heroes who went on this quest. They had to go to strange island and capture wild creatures called dinosaurs. They're giant lizard things. Some are poisonous, and they bit and spit poison at the party." Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "I'm telling you, it's that Spitosaur poison. It's harming all those heroes who went on that quest. First Haldor is losing his memory, and now Benji is mutating into a were-lizard." "Well I went on that quest and nothing is happening to m-" Heckz was stroking his beautiful hair and to his horror some of it falls out. "NOOOOOOOOOO." Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) "I think he is just a were-ugly. What brings you here Master Wineghlim?" "I was looking for the Eubric embassy and got lost. I'm the Wineghilm ambassador, and something of a failure at that.And The name is Wineghilm not Wineghlim!" Throlar Looks on in horror as some of Heckz hair falls out. "Hairloss! horrors! Of corse its not as bad as it could be, if you had a beard for instance..." Edited June 29, 2013 by Lord Duvors Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "I was looking for the Eubric embassy and got lost. I'm the Wineghilm ambassador, and something of a failure at that. And The name is Wineghilm not Wineghlim!" Throlar Looks on in horror as some of Heckz hair falls out. "Hairloss! horrors! Of corse its not as bad as it could be, if you had a beard for instance..." "Every problem has a solution..." Heckz gets out some glue from his coat and sticks his hair back to his head. Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Every problem has a solution..." Heckz gets out some glue from his coat and sticks his hair back to his head. "Yes, but you can't do that every time that happens, and it doesn't look right when you do do it." Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Yes, but you can't do that every time that happens, and it doesn't look right when you do do it." "This is the only time it happened. I don't think I'l ever do it again, you have my word ;)" Heckz glued hair falls out again. "...well it's just a little bit of hair... nothing can possibly go wrong right?" Heckz was dying on the inside as he spoke. Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "This is the only time it happened. I don't think I'l ever do it again, you have my word ;)" Heckz glued hair falls out again. "...well it's just a little bit of hair... nothing can possibly go wrong right?" Heckz was dying on the inside as he spoke. "I dunno, I've seen humans start shedding at twenty!" Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Sarge, about to re-enter the hall after a visit to the apocathery to pick up a prescription is slightly astounded when Benji knocks the door down and runs off. Surprised, Sarge shouts at Benji's dust trail "The clerics at the Cathedral are good on that sort of thing!" Sarge pulls a glove onto an old pale hand and lifts the door. He leans it on the frame and re-enters the hall. He sees a new face, a dwarf. A Dwarf Knight for that matter. He approaches Throlar and asks "You ever considered joining a knightly order? I am a founder of the Knights of the round table. We have cake." Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Sarge, about to re-enter the hall after a visit to the apocathery to pick up a prescription is slightly astounded when Benji knocks the door down and runs off. Surprised, Sarge shouts at Benji's dust trail "The clerics at the Cathedral are good on that sort of thing!" Sarge pulls a glove onto an old pale hand and lifts the door. He leans it on the frame and re-enters the hall. He sees a new face, a dwarf. A Dwarf Knight for that matter. He approaches Throlar and asks "You ever considered joining a knightly order? I am a founder of the Knights of the round table. We have cake." "Hmm, sounds good, whats the purpose of this order may I ask?""Oh,excuse Me,where are My manners! My names Throlar, ambassador Throlar of the Wineghilm clan of Titaan." Throlar proffers his hand for a shake. Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Hmm, sounds good, whats the purpose of this order may I ask?" "Oh,excuse Me,where are My manners! My names Throlar, ambassador Throlar of the Wineghilm clan of Titaan." Throlar proffers his hand for a shake. Sarge extends one hand, hesitates, then extends the other. He'd never understood manners. " I'm Sarge Mcency. The Knights of the round table is an order dedicated to taking down the wolfgang. A criminal group in this here city." Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 (edited) Sarge extends one hand, hesitates, then extends the other. He'd never understood manners. " I'm Sarge Mcency. The Knights of the round table is an order dedicated to taking down the wolfgang. A criminal group in this here city." "The Wolfgang eh? I Heard of them, wana start a revolution, well social reform, massacre the houses, all that stuff.Well, they're going about it the wrong way, skipping over peaceful methods and going right to killing everybody in there way. They think the end justifies the means, idiots. Right then I'll join, might just spell the end of My diplomatic post, not allowed to join in local affairs, but I'll do it." Edited June 29, 2013 by Lord Duvors Quote
Pyrovisionary Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Welcome to the Table." Sarge turns towards Alexandre le chevaliers direction and shouts "ALEX! WE HAVE A CONSCRIPT! " Quote
Capt.JohnPaul Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Greetings, we accept you as a Knight of This Round Table. You will be the standard for all newer heroes who wish to join." Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Heckz was angry at the fact that all the knights got cake and silently mutters to himself "Maybe I'l go knight, or I might just challenge these guys to a fight." Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "The Green-Eyed Monster, eh? And why are you talking like a leprechaun?" Quote
Cutcobra Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "The Green-Eyed Monster, eh? And why are you talking like a leprechaun?" "Me? Talk like a Leprechaun? I think that with this and you mistaking the hall for an embassy you are losing your head just like Benji!" Yes, everything is going according to plan. Quote
Duvors Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 "Me? Talk like a Leprechaun? I think that with this and you mistaking the hall for an embassy you are losing your head just like Benji!" Yes, everything is going according to plan. "Well, I've never been in Eubric before, and I know several leprechauns so I know how they talk, so there!" Quote
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