Heroica RPG - Heroica Hall

[Pandora]

"But it is fun." she mutters sulkily.

[Scubacarrot]

The raider rolled his eyes. "You can be in charge of executions..." Guts stayed silent for a while, then added: "That was a joke."

[Pyrovisionary]

The raider turned furiously towards Sarge, fast, very fast, Lifestealer had gotten in the raider's hand. "This is not your concern, old fool. Sod off."

Sarge stays right at his place on the next table and says "Yer right. It's a no concern of mine whatsoever. But quite frankly mate, when I stay out of trouble or arguments ,then you'll become the tooth fairy." Sarge then downs a mead, he was going to get really drunk in a minute. Edited September 17, 2013 by Pyrovisionary

[Rumble Strike]

Tarn laughs loudly and awkwardly at Guts' joke in order to try and shift the mood around the table.

"You're a handcannon, Guts, you're really funny!"

[JimBee]

"Two things mate. Firstly. It's kill or be killed. Secondly, the problem you are all encountering is that you believe that there are good people and there are bad people. Of course Yer wrong, there are always and only Bad people; Just some of them're on different sides. And that's the thing about equality, Everyone's equal when their dead. That's my way o' thinking "

Hybros shrugged. "They do not directly contradict what I have said..."

"Why?" Guts said it coldly. Somewhere in the argument he had gotten up, standing over the imp. "Why must you kill? Who or what orders you to? Your nature, your master? Do you kill to stay alive? What the hell compells you to kill, Hybros?"

"To survive, yes, now in my nature, yes. I am my only master. We are not so different in that sense, Guts. How many did you kill at that party? Heheh..."

[The Legonater]

The raider raised an eyebrow at Hybros' last comment. Did he just say he was a second Sorrow? Guts preferred his initial idea, that he was a demon. "We did good then. Even though some would still have seen it done differently. Tasks like those are the ones the 'Heroes' should be doing more of. We wipe out the Wolfgang, sort out the slavery, fix the Town Watch, and help with the injustice in this dump. That's the plan. You can't deny these things are for the better of the majority. Easier said than done, but if I am not going to step up and do it, who sodding will?"

I sit in contemplation for some time due to awful internet access before speaking up.

I'm in, Boss. My ultimate goal is peace in Eubric, after all. This 'Baba' has seem to have torn away and peaceful arrangement. If this is the way, the Assassin of the Light will help see it done.

[JimBee]

After some time spent wandering the streets of Eubric thinking on what Guts and other heroes have said recently, Hybros returned to the Hall. Except this time, instead of the crimson cloth of Avery's cloak, he donned the azure shades of the Blue Assassins.

As he sat in his seat in the corner, he wondered when his next adventure would take place, and watched to see who else was in the Hall.

[Pyrovisionary]

After some time spent wandering the streets of Eubric thinking on what Guts and other heroes have said recently, Hybros returned to the Hall. Except this time, instead of the crimson cloth of Avery's cloak, he donned the azure shades of the Blue Assassins.

As he sat in his seat in the corner, he wondered when his next adventure would take place, and watched to see who else was in the Hall.

Sarge stares wide eyed at the former-red assassin and then the mead kicks in "Assassin's are red,*Hic* Assassins are blue, Assassins are payed to go kill you Yanks ther.... Thank yer. *Hic* That was by the amazing me!?! "

Sarge falls backwards off his chair and starts addressing the universe in general

"What is cheesecake anyways.*Hic* Es it a cheese wheel er a cake wheel. Or maybe it's cake-cheese? Can yer imbue cheese into cake? Don't that *Hic* Arnulf have a cheese dagger? Oh my Mercutio. Could yer have a bacon sword?"

Ooc: Been to long since sarge got drunk. I love doing these.

[Scubacarrot]

"You're a handcannon, Guts, you're really funny!"

"I'm a riot. Aoi walks into a bar. Bartender asks: Why so blue?"

[Brickdoctor]

"I'm a riot. Aoi walks into a bar. Bartender asks: Why so blue?"

"Because he painted himself blue to camoflauge himself and avoid a reputation penalty? Because he was trying to deal the Confused effect by changing what everyone thought he looked like? Because he didn't care about his appearance, knowing that whatever color he was, it shouldn't affect his stats?"

[Pyrovisionary]

"I'm a riot. Aoi walks into a bar. Bartender asks: Why so blue?"

Sarge, having fallen off of his chair, stairs at the ceiling and listens to Gut's Joke.

" I dunno know Why so blue? I don't get it?! Maybe if the Aoi was like, wearing a blue cloak *Hic* or something like that Midget-ninja-assassin.... Oh my *Hic*Mercutio when did we get a Midget-Ninja-Assassin?! M'I dreaming er is this really *Hic* happening? Call him freckles!.... Or Hybros, that's cool too. "

Sarge gets up and slumps into a chair next to Benji. He turns to Benji and in a friendly and very drunk way says:

"Yer know when I lost me leg I was given a purple heart. Next time I 'm injured I wanna purple lung. I'm going to build me a purple person, and we will be best friends?!"

[Rumble Strike]

Tarn grinned. "A Lucustoid walks into a bar, and the barman asks "Why the long face?"

[Brickdoctor]

Tarn grinned. "A Lucustoid walks into a bar, and the barman asks "Why the long face?"

"Because 'Appearances' was his chosen dump stat in order to min-max and get better WP or SP or HP?"

[Rumble Strike]

Tarn frowned at the Warden but spoke politely, as was his upbringing in the monastery. "I'm sorry sir, I have no idea what it was you just said."

Edited September 18, 2013 by Rumble Strike

[Brickdoctor]

Tarn frowned at the Warden. "I'm sorry sir, I have no idea what it was you just said."

"No one seems to. That's why I usually just let my stats do the work."

[The Legonater]

Sarge, having fallen off of his chair, stairs at the ceiling and listens to Gut's Joke.

" I dunno know Why so blue? I don't get it?! Maybe if the Aoi was like, wearing a blue cloak *Hic* or something like that Midget-ninja-assassin.... Oh my *Hic*Mercutio when did we get a Midget-Ninja-Assassin?! M'I dreaming er is this really *Hic* happening? Call him freckles!.... Or Hybros, that's cool too. "

Sarge gets up and slumps into a chair next to Benji. He turns to Benji and in a friendly and very drunk way says:

"Yer know when I lost me leg I was given a purple heart. Next time I 'm injured I wanna purple lung. I'm going to build me a purple person, and we will be best friends?!"

I get the feeling your train is missing a caboose, Sarge.

I look over the man closer. Is that Duplovian weaponry you have on you?

[JimBee]

Hybros rolled his eyes and sneered, disgusted. "Alcohol, you call it. Filthy habit."

[Flare]

Benji looks oddly at Sarge, excuses himself quietly and reseats himself in a different location.

[Scubacarrot]

I get the feeling your train is missing a caboose, Sarge.

"And what in the seven hells is a train?"

[Brickdoctor]

"And what in the seven hells is a train?"

"A group of people, pack animals, or wagons following each other in a line."

[Dragonfire]

Avalanche slowly enters the hall, taken aback at the number of heroes already there. He wonders if anyone will talk to him, or if anyone actually knows what a yeti is....

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath greets the new hero entering the hall. "Greetings new hero! It is great to see a new face around here, what exactly are your skills?

[Dragonfire]

Avalanche smiled rather shyly. "I'm pretty good at fighting, and I've got Earthshaker here." He produced his massive warclub. "It doubles as a staff and a weapon."

[The_Customizer]

Erdathcath pulls out her Handcannon. "Yeah, I got my weapon right here, packs a powerful punch. So, what exactly is a yeti?"

[Flare]

Benji also walks over to greet the new hero, a furry beast, white in color. Interesting... Benji thought as he walked over.

"allo there. Whats your name son?"