Scubacarrot Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 Calamity looks expectedly at Monk Pretzel, believing she answered his question. She continues to ignore Karie. Quote
Lind Whisperer Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 Calamity snorts: "At least I know her name. You her boyfriend?" "I am courting the lady, yes." "Anyone with two brainhalves could tell you that was a no, loverboy." "...Which is exactly what someone who did worship demons would say."Lind cocked his head, and turned toward the priest. "What happens if you throw holy water on someone who worships demons?" Quote
Kintobor Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 Karie places her hand to her face and sighs. "Should've gone to the Albatross..." She mumbles. "So, if you don't worship and sacrifice people to demons, do you care to explain what you worship and sacrifice people to?" Quote
Palathadric Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 Calamity looks expectedly at Monk Pretzel, believing she answered his question. She continues to ignore Karie. Karie places her hand to her face and sighs. "Should've gone to the Albatross..." She mumbles. "So, if you don't worship and sacrifice people to demons, do you care to explain what you worship and sacrifice people to?" They ignore the advice they're given but these young heroes always come back for help when they run into problems. Typical." "Well, Karie, here, seems to think otherwise. So I will repeat her question, 'what exactly do you do?' She seems convinced that you've sacrificed people to demons or something of the like...and is that really a skull on your staff? "I guess you were right about the Albatross..." I mumble to Karie. Quote
Endgame Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Uhh, if it's worth anything, Calamity summoned no demons on our quest...? Is your second job paranormal investigator, lady?" Quote
Lind Whisperer Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) "Uhh, if it's worth anything, Calamity summoned no demons on our quest...?The black knight nodded greetings to the mage, who had joined the group outside the Hall. Edited November 3, 2015 by Lind Whisperer Quote
Scubacarrot Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "What happens if you throw holy water on someone who worships demons?" "I imagine they'd get wet." "Uhh, if it's worth anything, Calamity summoned no demons on our quest...? "Ah, Terry, have you been on a quest also?" Quote
Endgame Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Ah, Terry, have you been on a quest also?" "I, uh, killed dinosaurs." Quote
Scubacarrot Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Well, Karie, here, seems to think otherwise. So I will repeat her question, 'what exactly do you do?' She seems convinced that you've sacrificed people to demons or something of the like...and is that really a skull on your staff? "Karie is an oaf. It is a skull, from a person. No, I did not kill him, and yes, he was called Yorick, and he was a farmer. His wife and kids don't miss him, not for what he did to them, at least." "I, uh, killed dinosaurs." "What is a dinosaur? Sounds like some sort of disease." Quote
Endgame Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Imagine a lizard, but really big." Terry spreads out his arms, failing to mention the tyrannosaur was about forty feet tall. Quote
Scubacarrot Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Imagine a lizard, but really big." Terry spreads out his arms, failing to mention the tyrannosaur was about forty feet tall. "So... a dragon?" Quote
Endgame Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "So... a dragon?" "No wings or fire breath, though." Quote
Kintobor Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Karie is an oaf. It is a skull, from a person. No, I did not kill him, and yes, he was called Yorick, and he was a farmer. His wife and kids don't miss him, not for what he did to them, at least." Karie chuckles. "Really? Oaf? Pfft. Come on, out of all the things I've been called, oaf is probably the least original or threatening. If you didn't kill him, who did? I more than remember you telling me and Throlar that you sacrificed a farmer to a demon for food. Heh, if you think this Annie is a bitch, wait till you get to know me." Karie pointed to herself, smugly grinning. "Uhh, if it's worth anything, Calamity summoned no demons on our quest...? Is your second job paranormal investigator, lady?" "How the hell did- ugh, never mind." Karie grumbled. How did people just know where she was? "You can call me a concerned citizen who just so happens to have a distaste for demons, devils, and others of such ilk." Karie says, sounding both stern and annoyed. Quote
Endgame Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "How the hell did- ugh, never mind." "Well, you're loud, Lind is louder, and, uh, yeah. Well, uh, I don't like demons either, but... are you really telling the truth about Calamity?" Quote
Scubacarrot Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Really? Oaf? Pfft. Come on, out of all the things I've been called, oaf is probably the least original or threatening. If you didn't kill him, who did? I more than remember you telling me and Throlar that you sacrificed a farmer to a demon for food. "Must be because you're neither threatening or original, Karie. I used to be part of a sort of collective of mages, we found this man, and after we stopped him, we used him for an experiment. Last time I gave you details, you called me all sorts of things and assumed a hundred things about me. Are you sure you want me to talk on?" Quote
Kintobor Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Must be because you're neither threatening or original, Karie. I used to be part of a sort of collective of mages, we found this man, and after we stopped him, we used him for an experiment. Last time I gave you details, you called me all sorts of things and assumed a hundred things about me. Are you sure you want me to talk on?" Karie sternly looked at Calamity. "Bull. You told me you traded his life-force for food with a demon. If you're going to skirt around things, Calamity, be cleverer about it." Quote
Lind Whisperer Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 (edited) Karie chuckles. "Really? Oaf? Pfft. Come on, out of all the things I've been called, oaf is probably the least original or threatening. "Quite. I'd list Karie as a very clever person. She can be a bit grumpy, and a bit terse, but she is never oafish." If you didn't kill him, who did? I more than remember you telling me and Throlar that you sacrificed a farmer to a demon for food. Heh, if you think this Annie is a bitch, wait till you get to know me." Karie pointed to herself, smugly grinning. "Oh, you're friends with Tholar too?" "How the hell did- ugh, never mind." Karie grumbled. How did people just know where she was? "You can call me a concerned citizen who just so happens to have a distaste for demons, devils, and others of such ilk." Karie says, sounding both stern and annoyed. "Maybe we should move this to the Albatross. I bet I can talk Sandman into letting us use his room, so no one else bothers us. "Must be because you're neither threatening or original, Karie. I used to be part of a sort of collective of mages, we found this man, and after we stopped him, we used him for an experiment. Last time I gave you details, you called me all sorts of things and assumed a hundred things about me. Are you sure you want me to talk on?" "...I am not liking the sound of the experiment part of that." Karie sternly looked at Calamity. "Bull. You told me you traded his life-force for food with a demon. If you're going to skirt around things, Calamity, be cleverer about it." "...You traded a man's life-force for food with a demon?" Lind looked at Calamity with askance, and wrinkled up his forehead. "That...that is not good."He stepped around behind her, and carefully pointed Gladius towards the small of her back. "Don't try running away. I can literally kill you just by tapping you with this. Answer Karie's questions. Or, wait till everyone's tucked away in a room at the Albatross, if she would prefer that." OoC: Scubacarrot, you need to update your Stats. Edited November 3, 2015 by Lind Whisperer Quote
JimBee Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 Jinnipher crossed her arms and set her feet up on the table, satisfied with the quiet now that everyone had left the hall. Quote
Endgame Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) Seeing Lind draw that terrifying blade, Terry decides to step back in, hastily closing the doors behind him. "They're forming a lynch mob outside there, Jinn, and they're talking about convincing some Sandman guy to let them use their room for the trial, and Lind drew this really huge fricking sword, and... I'm ranting, aren't I?" Edited November 4, 2015 by Endgame Quote
K-Nut Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 Kheyli returns to the hall, hovering up the stairs to the bar. She takes a seat next to Jinnipher. "Do I even wanna know what's going on?" she chuckles. "They're forming a lynch mob outside there, Jinn, and they're talking about convincing some Sandman guy to let them use their room for the trial, and Lind drew this really huge fricking sword, and... I'm ranting, aren't I?" She smirks as Terry brushes past her. "Ranting? You? No more than usual, Terry," she winks. "Didn't realize lynch mobs were a thing out here..." Quote
Scubacarrot Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 "You're a pathetic one, aren't you? You were never going to listen." Calamity says to Lind. She turns around, enters the Hall again, and slams the Hall door closed. Quote
Kintobor Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 "Quite. I'd list Karie as a very clever person. She can be a bit grumpy, and a bit terse, but she is never oafish." "...Thanks, Lind. I... actually kind of appreciate that." Karie still found Lind suspicious, and a bit off, but perhaps she could've lightened up on him. "Maybe we should move this to the Albatross. I bet I can talk Sandman into letting us use his room, so no one else bothers us. "Hah! That won't be necessary. I'm chummy with the guy that runs the place, and I know half the people who patron there." "You're a pathetic one, aren't you? You were never going to listen." Calamity says to Lind. She turns around, enters the Hall again, and slams the Hall door closed. Karie merely gestures Lind to stand down as she watches Calamity scurry off. Quote
Endgame Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 She smirks as Terry brushes past her. "Ranting? You? No more than usual, Terry," she winks. "Didn't realize lynch mobs were a thing out here..." "Neither did I..." "You're a pathetic one, aren't you? You were never going to listen." Calamity says to Lind. She turns around, enters the Hall again, and slams the Hall door closed. "Oh! Hey, you're not dead. Did they drag you to the Albatross and juge you that quickly?" Quote
Lind Whisperer Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 "You're a pathetic one, aren't you? You were never going to listen." Calamity says to Lind. She turns around, enters the Hall again, and slams the Hall door closed. Lind just shakes his head in wonderment."...Thanks, Lind. I... actually kind of appreciate that." Karie still found Lind suspicious, and a bit off, but perhaps she could've lightened up on him. "It's the truth." He shrugged and smiled. Karie merely gestures Lind to stand down as she watches Calamity scurry off. He grunted, and slid Gladius back down into his scabbard. "Is it just me, or does this new crowd of heroes have no respect for good gear, anymore?"He stretched and shook his head. "I suppose I should get in there and try and explain to Terrance what was going on. I'll leave y'all to your conversation." Lind entered the Hall. "Oh! Hey, you're not dead. Did they drag you to the Albatross and juge you that quickly?" "Nope, she ignored a weapon that could have shattered her into small pieces, and breezed past us. Either very gutsy, or very stupid, on her part..." Quote
Endgame Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 "Nope, she ignored a weapon that could have shattered her into small pieces, and breezed past us. Either very gutsy, or very stupid, on her part..." "What else woulda she done? Pulled out her own, guaranteeing you would strike her? Eat the blade? What did ya expect?" Quote
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